Game makes you play as an old hag

>game makes you play as an old hag
Why is this okay?

Too much western influence. America isn't as pedo as Japan is.

>game makes you play as the ultimate BOW

HELP

I JUST NEED SOMEBODY

HELP

NOT JUST ANYBODY

WHY IS HE ALLOWED TO USE THIS FUCKIN TRUMP CARD ON ME EVERY FUCKIN ROUND REEEEEEEE

She's still 32 during the events of Rev 2 though. She's a middle aged woman.

I'm loyal to my OG waifus. Claire a cute!

>yfw there are people on Sup Forums, RIGHT NOW, who unironically prefer Claire over Rebecca

When did she make that adorable pouty face?

Rebecca is surely a close 2nd, but Claire is just too perfect, sorry m8

>32
>Middle age

How to spot the underage. No, I'm not 30s I'm in my 20s

>Claire
>old hag
Ana from Overwatch is an old hag. Claire isn't even 50 on Revelatoins 2

I want to FUCK that old hag.

>dat THICCness
FUGGGG

Alpha Choice:
Ada
Jill
Sheva

Omega Choice:
Claire
Ashley
Sherry

Beta Choice:
Rebecca
Annette Birkin

/d/ choice:
Alexa Ashford
Lisa Trevor

TOBEY MAGUIRE

No, Leon, Wesker, you are not alpha

nice try Leon, but Ada a shit

I think the new hairstyle sold me on Rev2 Claire.

Will Leon ever get a fucking haircut?

>Ada
>Alpha
Hey Leon!

Yeah, on the same day he has a foursome with Claire, Helena and Ashley.

Are you aware of the human lifespan.

She's looking great on heavenly island, which takes place 3 years after rev2

>leon is forty
>still has that hair

You guys know most if not all redheads age like milk, right? Soon as they hit their 30's it's game over.

>still no gf

why did they retcon her into a redhead anyway? she wasn't one in RE2, i think they started forcing it in Degeneration

Most people start to look like shit after they're 30. I mean just look in the mirror man, being a virgin isn't helping you either.

She's always been red/brownish, homie.

Always

DON'T WORRY MR AZIZ

THESE PIZZAS ARE IN GOOD HANDS

>ADAM, WAIT!

>my ovaries couldn't be any bluer right now

meant for also "upload failed" a shit

>no way dyke

>Annette Birkin
lol

yo should i get the ps3 disc version for 22 bucks? pretty big res fan even liked 6, but this seems pretty short and the online is prolly dead.

>Ada
>on par with Jill and Sheva

I mean i kind if like her but that's too much. Jill and Sheva are on a class of their own to be honest

t. Chris Cuckfield

He's honestly the fucking hardest one there; the trick is to save all your switches, returns, and go to 24/27 for him

It was 6 eurobucks in January, as were all the RE games. I picked all of them up but REV1 and 2, regretting it now even though i have a lot of RE to play still

Why does she look like a meth addict?

RE girls went downhill after RE6

lack of cum

Now that's my wife you're talking about.
And I except those who talk undeserved shit about my wife to also have the balls to physically fight me iri 1v1.

you're allowed to not play the game. you're not being made to do anything

Killing zombies made them that way.

>The best Molded enemy design was made for this.

I don't understand Capcom at all.

I prefer younger woman, but if an older woman looks so good, then I would definitely ask her out

THE
PUSSY
CHRISSSSSSS

Because the main protagonists of all the main RE games have been around since the first two games.

Besides 7, of course.

Alright i realize that this thread isnt about video games but I'll try anyway, if one want to get into RE where should i start? I imagine the first one or Remake ofc but there's some many spinoff and side games that i don't know where to go after the first one. Should I just follow the order or should i play zero somewhere in the bunch?

I'd still dump my load inside old ana.

REmake
RE2 (emulate)
RE3 (emulate)
RE0
RE4
RE5
RE6

Play (emulate) Code Veronica between 3 and 4 if you are really itching for more of the same gameplay after going through 1-3. Play Revelations 1 and 2 between 5 and 6 if want to, i have no experience with those games so i don't know how good they are. Don't expect them to be on par with 4 and 5 though, especially REV1 which was portable port

Alright thanks user.

Switch out RE0 for code veronica.

Fuck no

I should note that ZERO is no paradigm of Resident Evil games either but at least it looks very good and and still manages to be better then Code Veronica.

The correct order is REmake > RE2 Leon A / Claire B > RE3 > Code Veronica > RE0 > RE4 > RE5 > RE6

What about both Revelations?

>how to kill all interest 3 games in

Revelations is still the best looking 3DS game and it's my personal favorite game along with Mercs3D.

And yet she's still far and away the most attractive overwatch character

How pure is claire?

Hi Wesker

They're both before 6
CV is the GOAT RE game

I love that under butt cleavage.

It's really bad though...like easily the worst of the whole series. You can tell it was made by literal whos

It's also the only game in the series that has aged like milk that someone pissed on

Old Claire is still more attractive than young Jill.

>The best Molded enemy design was made for this.
Pic? Link?

Creepy old lady Claire down the street pure.

God tier
Sheva (Bonus points for DLC outfits)
Cindy

High tier
Jill
Claire
Ashley

Mid/Normie tier
Rebecca
Sherry
Zoe

Shit tier
Ada
Mia
Sheva in Clubbin' outfit
Everyone else

>shit tier
>mia

What about Eveline?

>He doesn't want a confident and aggressive older woman to fuck his brains out

Women over 30 are the best. No bullshit, and they actually like and appreciate you.

>mia shit tier
>when zoe is the only waifu that manages to die in any scenario
>sheva being relevant at all

Shit list

/d/ knows what's up.

Rev 1 SHITS all over 5 if you play re5 in singleplayer.