Write a haiku about the last game you played!
Crockets gib my team
Hacking cunts shoot through my head
Still beats Overwatch
Write a haiku about the last game you played!
Crockets gib my team
Hacking cunts shoot through my head
Still beats Overwatch
I FUCKING HATE IT
I REFUNDED THAT SHIT GAME
FUCK YOU CSGO
I wanted to type seventeen "HUH"s but Sup Forums thinks it's spam so you get this post instead.
Quake was the last game you played?
Yeah, playing through the newest/final Arcane Dimensions release.
I am the bomb man
I bully dumb Reinhardts
This bomb's for you, m8
wassup
i don't give a fuck
lil bustas
Annoying slav thugs
Annoying gay club owner
Annoying biker
do not fuck with us
or we will get U.P.S.
to rip off your nuts
Metagal is here
But the game is a little short
Like this pome
You build
You shoot
You win
Offensive Defense
A wig and some parry skill
The rules of nature
blip blip blip blip blip
TOOYRAH FIYAH HAH blip
MISHUN COMPRETE... blip
Colts held in both hands
Cowboy sprints up to me
Hatchet beats bullets
Havent played, so long
forgot how to dungeon crawl
Aegis is a cute
obsidian sucks
bethesda is not any better
fuck this shit i quit
new vegas[/spoiler
Tryhards in quickplay
comp shouldn't be in seasons
overwatch sucks ass
The wind blows hard
In December, our last fight
Do you remember?
Now I walk to there
Where the tall grass sways in peace
Pokemon hunting
Round shot is loaded
Everyone is Blackwatch
Musicians are dead
HURRAH FOR OLD NOSEY
British sniper guy
Has an American voice
Shoots Nazi's in balls
To the void we go
My green midget cosmonauts
Kerbin fades to dark
Spy sapping my Sentry!
Spy sapping my Teleporter!
aaAAAAAAHHHHh [Critical death]
Smash balls with your car
Smash cars with your car
What a save!
Slows have devotion
I have superior speed
Pilot's coldest war
Break through the wood door
Peak around real carefully
Get shot in the head
I'm just a warden
I am barely level two
Why is he 40
Fuck Peacekeeper mains
No really, fuck Peacekeeper
Refrigerator
Robots everywhere
Though the plot is all despair
Robot COCKpits, heh
I just played TF2 so I can't really come up with anything original here. nice job OP
>The Last Story
Want to be a Knight
Imbued with the Outsider
Want Calista ass
Pick fight with huge dude
Play batter up with his face
Cash money for days
Pallets everywhere
This game is not fun, kill me
Shit developer
Syndicates approach
The Captain is a comdom
Where is the disk gone
>all these people that can't into haiku
Silly yet grounded
Didn't do shit to my hair
GTA is worse.
Rainbow six?
Rocket league?
Space green midget simulator
Sniper elite?
Man with grenades
Watch the window carefully
Hostage is now dead
Yes to rainbow six.
>Rocket league?
correct
Boarding intruders
The engines are critical
I can not breathe
Counter Strike
Every time
Man with hat has gun
The gun also has a hat
I too am a hat
Lovecraftian boss
Shuffles the party again
Madness, an old friend
Prussians siege a fort
English carelessly mock Trump
Flag is captured now
I just keep losing
Fuck two snipers on attack
Noone does jackshit
I fucking hate Overwatch
Girl with hat shoots balls
Trumpets blaring in background
Fuck this is too hard
TF2 will never be relevant ever again, no matter how much you kick and scream. HA HA HA HA.
Am I doing it right?
Found the Blizzard shill
$0.02 have been sent to you
Thanks for the thread bump
Dexfags and Strenghbros
A headach inducing lore
"You died" on my screen
Cold amphibian
Striving for something unknown
What made me return?
Best indie drummer
Professional massagist
DDR champion
They Breathe?
Meele?
Must use bayonet
Our gott shits on the kaiser
VIR DAS VATERLAND
Why can I not stop
Hitting all of the counters?
Let go of M1.
Okay
I'm a guardian
Fafnir penetration build
Seven kills one death
More time than I want
Spent on pissing about in
The game Garry's Mod
Young and hip memester
How do you do fellow kids
I hacked the world
I liked dark souls more
It's better than dark souls 2
That's not saying much
Bloodborne
Nah, just dota. I should check They Breathe out though, seems interesting
Why are Team Fortress 2 fanboys so assmad about Overwatch?
It reminds me of the Battlefield vs COD rivalry with BF fanboys spamming how BF was for real men and all that.
Brave adventurer
Teleports from dangerous foe
Into the lava
Tabeltop games suck
Yet, here I am in the sim
Getting mad at friends
>why are fanboys so assmad
It applies to every fanbase ever.
This edgy emo
Will learn to trust in others
Through the reaper games
Left, right, left left right
Fists of fury, trial by fire,
Try, fail, restart, fail
>Fucking up literally the easiest poetry form other than prose
I fly through the air
but boring quests show me that
moar dosh can't make art.
The multiplayer broke
It took a week for someone
To tell the dev that
Ten years later, still fun
Ten years later, still broken
God damnit Todd Howard
Hey Sup Forums, see this ass?
Best graphics for a MOBA
Buy a key today!
my team fucking sucks
we are pushed back to our spawn
I am killed by gas
I hate this ninja
Why is it always the cats?
Fujoshits get out
It will often crash
If you hit end turn without
First saving the game
Why does nobody see
A man hiding in a box?
"He's coming too, Boss?"
Get behind me, friend
It is I, Reinhardt, your tank
Oh fuck a Tracer
I just powerbombed
you onto the boss's desk
for the seventh time