>Known best for being the lead on the infamous SL-9 case, Bruce Goodman was found dead yesterday afternoon, in the underground parking lot of the Prosecutor's Office.
>Los Angeles' own Chief Prosecutor, Lana Skye, has already confessed to the murder, but further details of the case continue to be investigated.
Thoughts Sup Forums?
Goodman was a good man. I can't believe he's gone.
People with such high stats typically don't confess to a murder like that. Usually they'd take control of the situation and bend it to someone else. So if miss Lana Skye couldn't take control, especially as chief prosecutor, someone else must be controlling her.
Look for someone higher up on the pecking order.
Yet another prosecutor forging shit, how do they keep getting away with it
but there's no one higher than her, except maybe the attorney general and the PIC
She got caught, she knows she's going away, so she's trying to lighten her sentence by confessing
>chief prosecutor confessed to the murder
What the fuck is happening in LA? This is a dark age for the law.
Anyone know who is leading the investigation/prosecution and the defense?
Also, I heard that Lana had a younger sister. What was her name again?
Why the fuck would Skye murder Goodman? What is the reason for it? Something here smells fishy.
What a shame.
I heard the murder just "happened" near Miles Edgeworth's car, I bet you he has a hand in this.
>"Near"
Nigger the body was found IN Edgeworth's car!
However Edgeworth has an alibi, there was some sort of prosecutors meeting he had to go to from what I can find out.
First degree murder warrants life in prison or even execution. Plus, what would the motive be? Would you throw your life away for one man?
Let's look at this from the victims perspective, does he know miss Lana Skye? Do they have history together? Why would miss Lana Skye want to murder someone she did/didn't know? And why would she then openly confess? It's a too open and shut case. There's obviously something going on here.
Not only that, but the knife in the body was Edgeworth's.
Really makes you think.
Guys. GUYS.
Skye's attorney is Phoenix Wright. You know, the new dude who took down Von Karma.
Shit's going down.
I expect kangaroo court...
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Skye is guilty as shit, I don't even see why you're debating it, she already confessed retards.
Edgeworth's got this shit in the bag. Defensefags BTFO forever
When's the trial thread starting and where's the stream?
Shame about Lana Skye, she was pretty hot.
Hey, there's still her sister.
She's a lesbian though
That bitch is ice cold scum floating on a glass of filth. Never trust a prosecutor.
Now I want to buy some sandwiches, that poster selling them seems pretty legit, and the prices are very reasonable! I especially like this fine gangstawrap.
Never heard that before.
Edgeworth's old news, Wright's the new deal.
>When's the trial thread starting
10:00 AM, as usual
My good, these seem practical enough! This case is going to be huge, I'm already feeling it, so time to get myself ready for the shitstorm: I want 2 sandwiches with medium rare stakes.
Do I have to return the package?
How the fuck is this vidya, take your courtroom bullshit else where
What if Chief Gant did it?
My sensei said the same thing, but I don't believe it. I mean, sure there are one or two bad apples but the justice system will never fail us. I'd even bet my uber rare collection of superior Nippon katanas on it.
I'm living in Japan and we have the exact same kind of events unfolding here in Tokyo with look-alikes of everyone involved in the Los Angeles case. That's uncanny as fuck.
...
Get a load of this retard.
That nigger(Is he a nig or just super fucking tan?) is probably too busy playing his stupid loud organ.
Fuck that thing, it keeps me up at night.
>muh conspiracy theory
Sure, and James Madison killed both his Vice Presidents.
How could a fun, nice guy do it? He invited me to go swimming with him
Hey, any police in here?
What do you think of this mascot I made?
What are you, some kind of turbo weeb?
>not cross examining a phone bill
Come on now lad
What would his motive even be?
By the way, his swimming lessons are phenomenal.
It's shit. You're shit. Your opinion is shit.
>the chief doing something that retarded
I actually believe you
What I don't get is how an upstanding guy like Chief Gant keeps on getting taken in by these scumbag prosecutors. Like, he worked with Lana with for some time and then after he became police chief he rocketed her up to the top. Did he seriously not notice that she was unhinged the entire time? And what about that evidence-forging Edgeworth getting that King of Prosecutors award? After getting his shit pushed in twice by a rookie and being on trial for two murders? Surely Gant had some say in who gets the award, did he just not care? What the fuck is going on in our police department?
1-5 is shit and should basically be considered noncanon.
Waifuing ema is not a valid argument.
No! I know she is innocent.
Wright will make this right!
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Pun not intended.
Ema.
E-m-a.
Indeed!
How many times do I need to keep telling you, chief?
GET OFF THE INTERNET
I bet that thing is the killer.
a likelier possibility than
I am from the future. I relay two messages to you.
>In two years, the lawyer Phoenix Wright will be disbarred.
>In two years, you will still be browsing this site.
Everyone knows he was fucking Lana on the side. What if she is so hopelessly smitten that she admited the crime?
Then again, that would mean he wouldn't be tapping that anymore, so i don't think he had anything to do with it.
heh, there's nothing wrong with appreciating the East. Why don't you pour a cup of Sake, grab a bowl of Soba and watch Rakugo with me?
Is it true that Edgeworth and that scruffy useless detective that keeps getting his payment docked are fucking? It would explain why they haven't fired him yet.
I'm getting a bad vibe from this thing.
I'm pretty sure Edgeworth's hard gay for Phoenix only. No one would want to fuck that useless detective anyway
He has a glorious tan you fucking retard. He is an amazing swimmer.
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>Everyone knows he was fucking Lana on the side
What the fuck? Aren't they like 40 years apart? Fuck this ephebophilic earth.
Age is just a number, whippersnapper!
Guys I really want to fuck Lana
Think about it. Detective Skye (yeah, she used to be a detective) is moved to the prosecutor's office almost immediately after Gant becomes Chief of Police and then she becomes Chief Prosecutor shortly thereafter. My guess is Lana has been fucking Gant to rise up the ranks for a long time.
> Wanting used goods
> When her sister is up for taking
Shit taste.
Yeah, the bitch is like, 27.
There's no way she didn't sleep around to get to where she is now.
Like what? Apple juice?
>Mods still haven't banned a clearly underaged namefag
this place has gone to shit
Aren't you a little young to drink missy
>woman confesses to murder
>hurr durr her sister is totally up for grabs bros
I hate this place
>buying a 17-year old a drink
Don't fall for it anons!
>does he know miss Lana Skye? Do they have a history together?
>HURR DOES THE CHIEF PROSECUTOR WHO WORKS WITH THE POLICE BASICALLY NONSTOP KNOW A PROLIFIC DETECTIVE?
Gee I fucking wonder. Not to mention that it says right in the fucking article that Goodman was "known best for being the lead on the infamous SL-9 case", I'm not sure if you're retarded or just new to Los Angeles, but Skye only became chief prosecutor after cracking that case. I heard some stories about her sister even being a witness for it.
There is 0 chance that she DIDN'T know the victim you foolish fool.
I fucking wish. That forging hack of a lawyer has gone on for long enough without retribution.
>underageb&
MODS
I hope the prosecutor general gets hanged, you insufferable attention whoring cunt. Now scientifically show us your scientific tits or go the scientific fuck out.
Fuck you, consoling someone who just lost someone to the law is a great way to get easy sex.
>Be me
>Cruising around in Germany, checking out the local court proceedings
>Wild Q.T 3.14 appears.
>"What are you doing, you fool?"
>Wait a minute, this is one of the Von Karma daughters!
>I ask her how her Dad is doing
>She breaks down crying.
>Oh shit
>I give her a hug, telling her it'll be okay
>It leads to the best sex I've ever had.
Before you ask, she WAS eighteen, you sick fucks. I'm no pedo.
Sake?...
Oh, do you mean rice wine?!
Wh-what?
No.
How did you get that idea?
This
RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE
IT'S RICE WINE YOU UNCULTURED SWINE
Unironically one of the best cases of the series.
WAIT FUCK I MEANT SAKE INSTEAD OF RICE WINE
SHIT, HOW DO YOU DELETE POSTS ON THIS JAPANIFORNIAN IMAGE BOARD?
Our brilliant and jovial chief of police hates criminals, you idiot. What are you, some retarded defense laywer?
Assblasted Karmafags will never get less funny.
Nice fanfiction, but veryone knows Von Karma's daughter is a lesbian, you dumb fuck.
Edgeworth, go investigating the case instead of shitposting here, you might lose again to Wright of all people. You'll never recover if it's the case.
Just like Lana Skye was a '''''lesbian?'''' Now we know that she was probably fucking Gant.
Knowing Von Karma, he trained Franziska to stay away from dicks so that he could have her all to himself.
oh fuck did Sciencegirl245 get banned or is that just the jannies going crazy?
>Two months ago
>Sup Forums is literall Karmagaf
>After Christmass
>Suddenly nobody ever liked Karma, everyone in Sup Forums always believed in Wright
I hate this fucking place.
Please leave now, i am busy scientifically getting all the evidence we need to win this.
Skye is innocent and Wright will prove it tomorrow.
Easily top 3 material.
It was good but 1-4 was better.
The Karmafags killed themselves
I'd say my top 3 consists of 2-4, 3-5 and 1-4
But 1-5 and 6-5 round out the top 5 though.
Did anyone save that leaked police footage from the thread yesterday?
Reminder that it's not child porn if the FBI doesn't know you saved it.
I know who really killed detective Marshall
Now you've done it...
Top 11:
1-4
2-4, 3-5
1-5, 6-5
4-1, 1-2, AAI2-4, AAI2-5
3-3, 5-3,
haters gonna call me out on 1-2 but it's legitimately one of the best glimpses into the world of Ace Attorney and the writing is top notch. Shitty deus ex resolution to the case is unfortunate but is literally the only flaw
I swear, anyone who bet on Wright in that case must be rolling in dough.
it's like something out of a Japanese anime.
>A Prosecutor who went FORTY YEARS WITHOUT LOSING A CASE!
>Oops, some dipshit straight out of law school knocked him out.
What went wrong?
Somebody hasn't read enough Pratchett. You never heard of Heroic Odds?
..Joe Darke?
It was Darke, you fool. And it was years ago.
Of course you know.
Because it was you, Anonymous!
Everything went wrong after Japan invaded California
Remember that leaked photo of Goodman's body in the trunk from yesterday, how the hell does a photo like that end up on a place like this?
SOMEBODY STREAM THE CASE
I heard he pissed off some big name organization so they sent an assassin after him. Nobody knows his real name though.
The Darke story was just a coverup because the police don't want to let on that they know of the existence of this organization yet.
>3-3
I think you meant either 3-2 or 3-4
Solid list otherwise though
(Tomorrow, or else that tripfag wants to stream the investigation)