The final boss of the last game you played is replaced by The Sessler

The final boss of the last game you played is replaced by The Sessler.
How fucked are you?

Goddamn the Sess looks so badass in that pic. I can imagine him punching a Nazi upside the head with a big punch after he says something triggering to a POC.

Stasis field and toss him into a wall.

>DJ Max Portable 3

I-I-I have no idea how that'd work

well

Gravity Rush Remastered
I'm not very far into it but I think Kat can take him.

Found the fags

Is he coked up or is he on a downer?

On a downer, but hyped up from an antifa protest

>punch nazis
>looks like a nazi

Moral grandstanding against Nazis

so brave...

>SFV
What kind of movelist would he have?

isn't that the drug addict faggot who cried when he didn't get a free console or some shit like that?

What's this guys obsession with beating up Nazis 80 years after World War 2?

>RTCW

Do you think BJ from Wolfenstein would do something like Cpt America where in a situation like this, he would go on about "you shouldn't be like them"?

Because according to him the US is now a Nazi state.

yes

what does he even do for a living now?

homeboy kicked the coke and started getting swole. you're all pretty much fucked.

>another Colony scrub who can't figure out how to take out his pistol

wearing those retarded t-shirts makes you look like a tool so bad
>hurr le i am against le nazis xD
no shit, who isn't

>A Space Marine Chief Librarian devotee of Khorne turns into this

What a fucking downgrade of boss battle.

Wearing skinhead uniform, managed to get a vein to stand up on one of his puny arms by sitting on it funny, sports a pathetic tryhard pleaselikeme tee over his big belly..

He's too gay. I'd quit the game and not care about finishing.

>GTAV
I toss some cocaine at him and walk right by.

he fucks trannies

Please stop spreading this meme, please.

>fuck all the white guys


>fuck nazis! w-white guys where are you?

I thought that was fucking Kane

a coke fiend with shit opinions replacing the Titan in EO4. The Sess is fucked.

>Check his twitter
>Full blown political no videogames in sight
>Call Trumps " a fake president"

How can Trump be a fake president if he was elected legally? Why does a game journo, the very bottom of the barrel of the journalist career, think he has the credentials and capabilities for deep political analysis? Where are the videogames?

>Check his twitter

that was the first problem.

twitter is a massive hive mind of a loud minority. Very sad and 'toxic' place.

>Sess trying to look tough after all of the goofy shit he's done over the years

That's Adam Sessler in the photo. He's in a better place and now only The Sess remains

He dies of cancer on his deathbed and is incinerated by atomic fire

>just finished playing Cokey Cocaine's Coke Adventure 3
Oh shit

yeah I'm really going to get fucked by a meme coke-man with shitty adidas 12oz gloves

>>Call Trumps " a fake president"
I know his past bullshit and the picture in the op should've been enough, but I thought even Adam would be above this stupid shit.

I love how dipshits think Sessler was "corrupted" and used to be cool and wasn't just a faggot actor spouting out lines fed to him by people who actually play video games. The guy didn't even start playing games until the PS1 era and only took the X-Play job because it was an opportunity to get on TV.

You´re going down, nazi-scum!

Feel my female POWER

This is true, although I'll give him credit for eventually ending up liking games all the same. Not everybody needs to be born into playing video games to enjoy them.

But he was a college English major, he's always been a hard leftist. That's just who he is.

The only good game journalist is a dead game journalist.

Sessler is so bluepilled, its almost funny.
>its okay to commit assault if you think someone may not like brown people
What a bitch.

>them short hand

look at this manlet dwarf, holy shit
you probably could take him out without spending a single day of your life in a gym

...

>6'
Although he could be lying like certain game developer.

5'3-5'8 max.

I remember times when Morgan would wear flats and still be slightly taller than him and she's listed as 5'7.

>poltards are finally getting their race war
>wahh assault wahhh the law someone call the cops i banged my toe on the sidewalk

>Red Faction: Guerrilla

He'd be beat to a bloody pulpy death by a hammer.