Lanky and cute for it

Lanky and cute for it.

who the fuck plays soccer with a crown????

Someone who likes the game soccer and has a crown on.

A princess you mong

>the fucking Peach lips
>unfitting bust increase

Ugh.

>soccer

She's flat as fuck.

Petr Cech.

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I'll show you flat.

"Soccer" is objectively better than "Football" as an abbreviation of "Association Football", considering the word "football" already refers to several different sports. Eat my ass.

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Sexy.

More like, Lanky, Stanky, and Skanky.

Most notably the sport that involves kicking a ball with your foot, as opposed to holding an oblong with your hands.

>kicking a ball with your foot
and hitting it with your chest, head and knees... or at time hands. Literally the entire body

do you even watch the sport?

>at time hands
Never the hands unless you're the goalkeeper or Maradona.

>sometimes hands
>NO YOU ONLY USE YOUR HANDS SOMETIMES

truly a pillar of genius

or if you're taking a throw-in

>you're the goalkeeper
you know. that guy that is one of the most important players on the field... doesn't really count.

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Shameful confession: Rosalina gets me so hard that I've jerked off to her official art

No matter what exceptions you try to nitpick the fact remains you use your feet to move and control your ball for the majority of play and use other body parts as an exception, whereas in American football you do sometimes use your feet but that is the exception and for the majority of the time you carry it in your hands

Checkmate

Do you? The ball is played 95% with the feet. American Football is played 5% with the feet.

Can't wait for next year when Football will suddenly be relevant to Americans only because of the world cup.

How the fuck is that shameful? I bet almost every person in this thread has.

>american football
field goals/conversions - MUST be kicked with the foot
>Rugby Football (both types)
field goal/penalties/conversions - MUST be kicked with the foot
>Australian Rules Football
goal - MUST be kicked with the foot
>Soccer
goal - I dunno use any body part.

>Football
Primary means of moving about the ball - use your feet

>American football
Primary means of moving the ball - carry it in your hands

???

>Primary means of moving about the ball - use your feet
and yet you get no reward for this. Only the 'goal' which can be achieved with any contact with the ball.

In fact most of the time nobody interacts with the ball. foot or otherwise and yet they are rewarded just as much as the noble foot player.

That's not Lanky. This is Lanky.

STOP ARGUING ABOUT THE HOMOSEXUAL PASTTIME THAT IS SPORTS AND
POST
MORE
FUCKING
ROSALINA

would you rather
a) fuck Rosalina
b) be Rosalina
c) the sport gets called "Football" and never interact with Rosalina

>fuck
Either we're happily wed as part of a), or b).

apologies for the lewdness. "marry" never gets the same attention for some reason.

A.

None needed - I'd enjoy her physical company as well.

I just hope she's patient and/or has a high sex drive.