Be 19

>be 19
>working at GAME in 2013
>GTA V released a week ago
>kid comes up to me with his mum
>shoves GTA in my face and slams £50 on the counter
>look at him
>typical chav, polo shirt buttoned up cap chain
>he's just scowling at me
>smile
>talk to his mum, who's just on her phone
>"are you aware that this game is an 18?"
>"u wot?" she says
>"This game is rated 18, it contains adult content"
>she snatches it
>looks at it
>"Joe what the fuck are you playing at put it back"
>he is motionless
>shaking with anger
>she says again
>he goes back and picks up two £25 Xbox vouchers
>look at him
>evil smile creeps across my face
>"Joe... are you planning on using these to buy the digital version of GTA V?"
>his mum gets enraged
>drags him by the arm out of the shop
>start laughing
>4 hours later
>my shift is over
>leave shop
>get to my car
>gang of 6 kids run at me
>hold one back but get swarmed
>somebody punches me in the stomach
>it's not a punch, the little shit knifed me
>I go down
>they kid me in the face
>one spits on me
>"DATS WOT U GET 4 NOT GIMMIE DA GTA BITCH"
>they run off
>I go to casualty

To this day everyone thinks I got mugged by black dude. I don't want to tell them what happened.

>they kid me in the face
>kid me

Sounds like they were only joking m8

be infinity
kid comes up game story game 50 dingdongs
kill mom
sleep repear

maybe you can get some upvotes on reddit

Who was right in OP's pic?

Why the fuck do you care what he buys digitally?

typical non-white behaviour

he was white

That's what you get for being a soft cunt.

This is how I got away with buying R-Rated games. Buy pre-paid cards, never got questioned. Gamestop employees are retarded.

The guy, but he's still a sperg.

but you said black dude

>Be a manchild
>Get stabbed

Survival of the fittest I suppose.

>everyone thinks I got mugged by black dude. I don't want to tell them what happened.

He was white
His friends where white

>black parent buying their kid game and letting their kid have a bitch flip
Black kids can't do shit in front of their parents.

I never had a problem because people who work retail are so miserable they don't care.

I was thinking exactly this.

HAHAHAHA OP got fucked.

thathappened.jpg

but OP you did get mugged by a nigga
whites dont fucking stab people for not getting a fucking videogame, it was definetly spiritually a nigger or a nigger in disguise

>gang of 6 kids

You let a bunch of 4th graders beat you up user LOL

This story is hilarious

Post a photo of the scar from the knife wound and prove you're not a lying English cunt.

not video but
>working in McDonalds
>customer reports that a man is in the play area
>go to play area
>theres a man sitting motionless in the ball pit
>tell him to leave
>doesn't answer
>say again
>he starts rocking back and forth
>get in play area
>crawl to ball pit
>fall in
>look up
>neckbeard fat guy with a mario t-shirt is staring at me
>tell him to leave again and that he can't be in here
>he literally starts REEEEEEEEEEing
>lunges at me
>starts pummelling me with his retard strength
>customer starts screaming
>he won't let go and keeps hitting me
>employees come and crawl in to get me
>he freaks out like a cornered animal
>starts backhanding my colleagues
>someone starts shouting outside
>he stops
>crawls out calmly and goes to a table
>starts eating his happy meal
>carer apologises
>I go to hospital with a broken cheek bone

>not beating the syndrome out of him

Got jumped by some bogans outside some shitty pub, stabbed right in the gut with a screwdriver. I fought back until I almost bled out, fucking bogans man. It's not the spiders, snakes or even crocs that will get you in aus, its the bogans.

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lose weight

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good lord. wtf

this reeks of copypasta but it's my first time seeing it.
anyways, if you didn't play a gta game while you were growing up as a kid you had a shit childhood.

so, what caused the problem in the video from OPs pic?

Fake news.

Sad!

don't use clothes while using the digital weighing , it adds weight

did he stab you with a thumbtack

Deserved it tbhfam, let the kid have his GTA fun

You should have just asked to see his ID first, and then done nothing when he picked up the "Xbox vouchers." You can't prove what hes going to buy with them, and either way, why do you give a fuck. You were making minimum wage at one of the worst retail chains in the world, its not worth any extra effort at all.

show me your dick

Love Sup Forums threads

Not OP. That's from an appendectomy.

Your fine user. But you already knew that.

gain height

>shoes indoors