Hey, user! Wanna start a youtube lets play channel with me?

Hey, user! Wanna start a youtube lets play channel with me?

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>tfw no cute busty gf

nah but ur pretty cute wanna go get some chipotle

Nice bits

I mean toobs

>tfw no cute busty coworker that eventually sues you for sexual harassment
Probably for the best

BRRRRAAAPT

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>tfw no cute busty coworker that threatens to sue you for sexual harassment in exchange for favors.

Who are you and how did you get in my house?

how would that work

Those tattas will become saggy as hell past 25. Do not want.

Sure. No offense but you have the kind of chest that brings in lots of donations.

I'm guessing you need an editor and producer?

God damn look at those tiddies. Found her deviantart profile.

>coworker
>Not wanting a higher-up to bully you into performing sexual favours in exchange for promotions and bonuses

No but i wanna start a pornhub let's rape channel with you

She gets exactly what she wants, and you get shafted because you were dumb enough to work in close contact with a borderline bitch.

No way, fag.

Sure. But I own no games

What the hell?
Is that my ex?

imagine if someone looked like that but was also not a slut and attention whore?

Don't think it's possible in this day and age, sadly

too bad OP's a guy

Depends what we're playing

soon as you throw that booty hole my way

she's clearly outside you ignoramus

hit they gym and they last well into her late 40's

most people just let themselves go to shit

I am cursed with ugly coworkers or ones that are already married. Death can't come any sooner.

"how the fuck did i get outside?"

Actually my friend Gymmed so hard her breasts got saggier.

>HACKSHUALLY

always use proper form

Thank God for Tyrone. I read an article on him a couple years back, he seems to quite like Sup Forums hiring him

kek'd

Scoob!

no
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fag

God I fucking hate shit like this because I know I'll never be attractive enough to have a girl like that.

We could go the youtube route and work for our money or we could go the easy route and whore those titries ob twitch, your call babe.

A-ah, y-you too?

If I can manage it, so can you. I believe in you user!

Sure you can. Just get fit

Go work out or some shit and some r9king all over the place.

You faggots are pathetic.

Not with that lack of confidence you won't. Women love confidence more than anything else.

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>"Hitler did nothing wrong" - Big Man Tyrone 2017

what a defeatist attitude

I can't blame you for liking it, but it's still just as shit as any other. Fap to it, but don't idolize it.
The idea is that the chick with the tits gets you noticed, but they stay for the actual genuine content. I'm not saying I'm good enough to watch, I'm saying that that is the idea that gets a good following. I'm boring as fuck, but some regular dude who doesn't dislike anything will have heavy followers after she cheats on him and they break up.

>nice body
>cute face
>white teeth

why can you only ever pick 2

Oh, uh, I already have one. But if you wanna come on as, like, a guest, that'd be cool. I could help you launch your own channel, or something.

What are you even trying to say?

God, what a fucking angel.
Probably slurps nigger dicks.

>probably

she's bouncing on black cock right now, 100% assured

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>there are people out there that are so beautiful they can make a living out of taking photos of themselves/filming themselves

life must be such an easy, pretty thing for them

All tits sag, even small ones. If anything the smaller ones become even more disgusting since they end up looking like empty tube socks

How about I plays with your boobles?

Black semen is painting the insides of her unprotected and fertile vagina at this very second, ensuring her pregnancy.

One in a million user

>mfw they complain about how hard it is being attractive

It's been proven life is easier when you're beautiful and attractive

God I hope so it's making me hard just thinking about it.

Only if you let me barrage your cute pussy.

It must suck where you live then brotato chip.

don't give him false hope, it's all circumstantial and pretty much out of your hands

what you need to do is sacrifice a goat to the RNG gods and pray your roll a qt encounter that you don't manage to fuck up