Our entire hobby is killing virtual people

>our entire hobby is killing virtual people

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>only play games where you kill virtual people

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gtfo with your shallow surface game shit, you normalfaggot

But I only play racing games.

Hey I also had a virtual farm.

No I kill real people virtually

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>only killing things in games
that's how i can tell you're shit

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I saved a lot of virtual people, too

I only play online card games and Stardew Valley

I exclusively play puzzle games only.

mine is fucking the loli ones tho

Name me 3 GOOD games that don't involve violence. That includes Mario and sport games. If violence is in the game it doesn't count. I'll wait.

I lock up digital criminals

>That includes sport games
Why? Are you just against the idea of conflict?

Those are the best kind of game actually.
Not really killing people, but killing stuff, pressing buttons : that's what a video-game is all about.

Are you retarded?
Thread is about killing people, violence =/= killing people.
There are a lot of games with violence but without killing, also a lot of games with no graphic violence but just text "violence" and "killing".

Crusader Kings 2, UFC Undisputed 3, every Tycoon game ever made except for Auschwitz Tycoon I guess.
I could name hundreds of games.

Violence without death is arguably worse because its sadistic.

Tetris, Portal, Any racing games

how is SSX violent

I like big eyes.

Banished
Journey
Layton

>Killing pixels is objectively worse than torturing pixels

How old are you?

Tetris
Sim city
Eurotruck simulator 2

>Journey
That's barely a game.
Interactivity doesn't make a game.

ok what makes a game then

It's a practice run for when I get my wizard powers.

being a faggot

That's why I like stealth games with a pacifist option, like Deus Ex or Dishonored

Not to mention violence is a natural need for men. It's also the reason vidya is still mostly men-only hobby. Girls play games like The Sims where you get to nurture people

Does this mean Pokemon is the most sadistic game of all time

so Sup Forums was games all along

>have a bunch of cute and intelligent creatures
>capture them and force them to kick the shit out of each other for entertainment

Kind of, yeah.

But user elves arent people

>yfw Europe is so emasculated you can't help but read the last game as Eurocuck Simulator

I like to nurture people too. But once that's done, I want to send them to fight things.
Games where I can create my own murdersquads are the best.

rules
challenge
replayability

All those 7 to 8 hours one shot story driven aren't vidya. I don't say they' aren't touching or beautiful etc, but they're not video-game.

>fahrenheit
>heavy rain
>a wolf among us

your argument is shit
go play these games.

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It's about surviving and gameplay. Bots are programmed to attack player, self defence is alright as long as feel like a hero yet.

The problem with games is that removing killing/death just makes it too hard. You need things to "neutralize," and the more you try to come up with something that isn't killing them, the more you start to ask questions about the game world, consequences of your actions, the nature and limitations of the interactivity/interface, etc.

By killing people, i.e. simply removing them once they've been neutralized, you allow the player to ignore those questions and retain immersion.

well journey is a platformer and multiplayer so it has all of those

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Do you feel like a hero yet?

3 games?

Arcade puzzle, racing and music games. I can name three genres which generally don't involve violence.

>Caring about things that don't exist

Machines aren't people

B-but what if they have machine souls that go to machine heaven?

Then you're just helping them get to heaven, user.

I prefer building utopias for virtual people. I like making things. Leading people in exploration. Making peace.

I like turning ruins back into wonders.

>he plays violent games

Same. But then I want to turn other people's wonders into ruins.

You can't kill people if you only use tranquilizer guns

Though I just bought VR missions, so I really AM killing virtual virtual people

>virtual
Not a person

>Banished
You can kill off your entire village by intentional mismanagement, even if it was unintentional it would still be your fault, see Mao.

literally stone age people who can't stop killing and exploring. urge is so strong we built entire industry for people like us. how is being '''true''' to your nature is bad?

The novelty of meaningless slaughter gets old. So very old.

I was going to say Tetris Attack, but there's violence portrayed in battles.
I was going to say Kirby's Dream Course, but there is violence all over the map and even worse in multiplayer.
Portal- but turrets.
Mario Paint- but the fly-killing minigame.
Pokemon Snap- but throwing objects and incapacitating animals.
Freddy Fish- but some cases of sibling/coworker abuse.


Maybe Pipedream? Some versions of Tetris if you don't count the destruction of lines as some sort of anti-capitalist allegory.

>vaguely turned on
what the FUCK man, I didn't know I had that in me

Such an awful show, I struggle to put it into words. You have bad taste user.
Back on topic, replaying brutal doom and turok 2 brought back all the joy of meaningless gory slaughter, just need to enjoy it in moderation.

that's awesome

I like how some shooters are in fact tests of how good players can put reflexes and ingame knowledge together to anticipate the actions of other players to beat them. It's not just killing people, it's outwitting people and that's how humans sharpen each other.

need for speed 3
roller coaster tycoon
zoo tycoon
railroad tycoon
minecraft on peaceful
tetris
the sims
etc

What if we are living in virtual worlds? The one that allows simulating another, simpler worlds like video games inside it? Can you prove we are not in one?

I want to lick her eyes.
I'm a weird person?

They started it

98% of all point and click adventure games

Then why did we get the shitty one, instead of one where I can be a space marine?

It's your player's fault for not reaching Space Era after playing for 2000 years.

but stealth games

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Tfw you can't kill them IRL

So did he fly or what?

go fuck a dragon u scalie edgelord

yeah i only play real games like gone home

My nigga.

What's your highest score?

The Witness
Journey
TorqueL

My hobby for the past month has been racing and flying

This desu

well i like braid, portal and the secret of monkey island

but there are always layton, rando phoenix wright games, sims

what about rocket league? The millions of builder block clones out now.

I like violence, meat and sovereignty too

All of them involve killing the bacterias in the air

well that settles it then, existence is violence

revel in it

Well they're not real so I don't care.

>suggesting farenheit
get the FUCK out of here

You kill more ''people'' jerking off into your sister's panties than you do shooting ones and zeroes in a video game. Come on now.

speak for yourself faggot, the rest of us are playing GOOD games

JACKIE CHAN

>Katamari Damacy

>Animal Crossing

>Harvest Moon

>Tetris

>Puyo Pop

>Sim City 2000

>Gran Turismo 3

>F-Zero X

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kek

>F-Zero X
>No violence
>Rewards you for destroying other vehicles
>Literally has a mode called Death Race dedicated to this

i can't kill real people

so i do it digitally

its fun

Hundreds of point'n'click, adventure, puzzle, rhythm/music, sport and racing games. Some VNs also if you consider them games.

challenge presupposes violence
what now, faggot?

Every Bemani game

Yeah if you act reductive like that anything sounds horrible or soul-destroyingly boring

for example:

>our entire hobby is running back and forth with a ball getting injured

>our entire hobby is looking at a noisy screen for hours on end

>our entire hobby is looking at symbols on paper

Yeah wow man boxing is so evil and sadistic. #BoxingBanWhen?

Violence is an absolutely natural part of the human experience, we were born to be hunters. Do you call animals sadistic for playfighting and hunting for food?

Video games, sports etc. are a creative, constructive way of dealing with the violence which is inherent in every person without actually harming anyone because it's

NOT REAL

NOT REAL

NOT REAL

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Wait, are you saying that Ck2 doesn't have killing in it?

What fucking incest and murder simulator where you playing?

>layton
LITERALLY makes a gun out of a slot machine try again.

Not just killing, but torturing.

>force them

Pokemon are edgelords that live for fighting and gaining power.

Journey
To the Moon
Persona 4 Dancing All Night
Guitar Hero
Rock Band
The Sims
LittleBigPlanet?

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