Really makes you think, huh?
Really makes you think, huh?
Leo Flores
Jack Myers
Chess isn't about thinking. It's about memorization.
Samuel Phillips
And is nothing but an object
Jason Martinez
>admitting they've already gone beyond equality
well well well
Christian Cox
It's "vizier" in non-cucked languages
Carter Brown
YASSSS QUEEN SLAY!
Owen Long
i think this sums up chess quite well youtube.com
Lincoln Scott
chess is also a game where the whites have the advantage
Chase Sullivan
whites go first
Joshua Martinez
AY HOL UP
You be sayn we can move diagonals n shit?
Jackson Anderson
>have game with reasonable pieces
>feminists jump in and add an overpowered piece
Leo Wright
>prized by plebs who think they're the best and most powerful piece
>can be killed by a pawn
Ryan Parker
>implying knights aren't the best
Andrew Long
>lives to serve and protect this piece
Really makes you drink
Mason Davis
>queen
>overpowered
>t. somebody who has never played chess
Aaron Ortiz
The most powerful piece in chess is male. The game can only continue if your king is unchecked unlike my post
Jordan Hill
Wasn't the queen movement changed to what it's today because some queen bitched about moving equally as the king?
Alexander Bailey
You're not wrong, I'm more of a Mouse Trap kind of guy
Jace Young
Why can bishops only move diagonally? Who even brings a holy man to a fight?
Daniel Foster
Sup Forums is that way faggot
Levi Perez
Chess is about using the queen as a human shield to save the much more meaningful king
Connor Lee
>things brainlets say.
Matthew Richardson
are they trying to equate life to chess, the white pieces to caucasians and the black pieces to, specifically african americans? (let's face it, it's always african-americans crying for representation)
because in this analogy, life is literally a racewar.
Jaxson Green
They're crabwalking to hide their boners for pawns.
Samuel White
Bishop likes to fuck boy, so they're not straight.
Nathaniel Carter
Brandon Johnson
>tfw no flamboyant and extremely skilled combative queen to protect me
Nolan Gray
You answered your own question, they never fight head-on since they're not naturally combative. Really deep stuff.
Ryder Campbell
t. a soulless machine that can't into Go
Liam Ortiz
They're called "archers" in non-stupid languages
Kevin Campbell
>no queen x pawn /ss/ doujins
JUST
Connor Johnson
Such as?
Anthony Anderson
Only underage, meaning it doesn't relate to their sexuality
Henry Perez
>slavshit
>real language
Pick one.
Sebastian Campbell
WHITE MALE GENOCIDE IS HAPPENING
Gabriel Lee
Robin Hood
Hawkeye
Green arrow.
Dominic Young
Fucking this.
John Taylor
They are called Runners (Läufer) in German.
Ayden Morales
Russian
Owen Murphy
"African American" is such a strange phrase to use. People use it to describe black people in general, regardless of if they're Jamaican or anything else. Is it really offensive to use the word "black"?
Oliver Baker
The most powerful piece in chess is the King, because without him you lose.
Also white King goes first and the queen has to protect him.
Jayden Allen
>/ss/
user I think you've misinterpreted what I want
Cooper Hughes
Isn't the entire point of Chess to capture (rape) the Queen?
Henry Smith
They're called Hunters in balkan countries
Oliver Young
Chess as an intellectual game is incredibly overrated.
He's not wrong.
Dylan Carter
>German
youtube.com
Not even once.
Christopher Gutierrez
no? have you ever played chess?
Andrew Campbell
no the queen was originally called the general
Oliver Sanders
no, I'm being specific this time, it's not black people who pull this bullshit, it's specifically African Americans.
they feel so goddamn entitled I swear to god.
Juan Richardson
I know, hence why I asked which languages call them archers
Xavier Wright
don't fall for the bait, play with faggots instead
lichess.org
Levi Scott
no
Robert Kelly
it's also possible for pawns to change their gender AND advance their social status at the same time
Cooper Adams
...
Daniel Collins
>hence why
Jackson Murphy
>Implying queens aren't mary sues
They can move in ANY direction, ANY distance, whatever the fuck they want
God, I hate women.
Levi Russell
Neat, I didn't know it already included the 'why'. Thanks
Mason Davis
if only his front name was art
Ryan Martinez
>shitty meta where you need to memorize tactics and there is almost no room for originality
>popular game mode is ass
>checkers casuals constantly leaking everywhere
>filled with autism
Man, chess is like the proto gaming community
Kayden Jackson
Maybe so, but the most important is male.
Leo Foster
White still makes the first move, and the game is over without even killing the king. Sounds like a white man's game to me.
Luke Perez
Nigga please, we call them "elephant" in Russia.
Isaac Green
>don't compare chess to real life
>chess is actually more exciting than your boring ass shit you call your life
he sounds like a dick
Andrew Perry
somebody play me, first come first serve, if you come late you can spectate
try me pussies i'm an autist
William Green
>first to make move
>first to uncover your tactic, opening yourself for countertactics
>advantage
???????
Caleb Morris
What about red and yellow?
Austin Gonzalez
Seriously? How dumb is this guy?? These are game based off CHESS you know the GAME chest. No the other way around, how does someone go their whole life not knowing chess is a game? Didn't he have a chess club in high school?
Americans everyone.
Elijah Nguyen
The queen may be powerful but is utterly disposable and inconsequential for victory.
Robert Moore
Charles Sanders
en.lichess.org
haven't played in years, no bully
Jonathan Smith
Now he's making misogynistic comments
Kayden Clark
It does whatever you tell it to, never questions you, and never betrays you.
Nolan Bennett
...
James Lewis
ok who's next
Julian Wilson
No, you got King and Queen mixed up. I did too till recently.
What you surround is the King while the embodiment of Armageddon you need to watch out is the Queen.
Asher Campbell
Yeah, that's what decades of welfare makes you.