MASS effect

>not be faithful to Tali for the entire trilogy

Who was so degenerate?

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Tali was a shit character and quarians sucked.

The Geth are quite literally the master race.

>my mass effect waifu
>always choose her for combat, love interest and just standard companion
>suddenly ME3

Tali was cute on 1 and 2, but for some reason they thought making her sassier and pessimistic in 3 would be a good idea. Like, I liked Tali because she was innocent, and optimistic

>space gypo

xeno lover must hanged

Why did your image add a tattoo? The best girl in the series actually has tattoos. Jack's a scary qt, those are the best kind.

Shutup generic user, I bet you like Miranda and pizza with pepperoni on it.

>No I haven't played the other MEs. But I have played DA:I and as a recovering Destiny addict (1600+ hours) ME:A is amazing.

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are these people even human

>jackfags
>tattoofags

miranda is unironically best girl in ME, fight me faggot

>Bioware claims they "want the CoD audience" in 2011.
>2017
>Destiny bro says the new Mass Effect is totally rad

Interesting

I refuse to believe people actually think that. She's tied with Ashley for worst girl, easily.

only fedorafags hate Ashley

>Implying this isn't just sentient Quarian deluge illegally torrenting suck QBZ Anime hentai xxx Britney Biotic.jpgs

Not killing Ashley and leaving kaiden alive

>space gypsy that steals technology for her gypsy friends
Cancer.

The only reason Ashley didnt die in me1 is that Kaiden is one of the most boring characters in gaming, on par with AC3 mc.

>ashley
>worst girl

i bet you like jack

You think Kaiden was less interesting than this guy?

tali was a stupid bitch and i never liked her
learning about how shitty quarians are only made me hate her more

>killing ashley

Yes, in me1 he was so fucking boring they completely went in another direction in me2 with having less human companions.

People just want to fuck Miranda in her bunghole.

Literally just started playing me2 again tonight for the first time in about 5 years and never realised she had an australian accent.

Always thought she was british.

I liked Bulk Mcsquatthrust

>Space gypsie can't compete with genetic perfection

>implying

>michael jackson face

>aliens
if you like tali or liara, or any alien, you're literally a furry and I will behead you, inshallah

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Tali is love... during second play through Jack first time around.

They're humans wearing makeup. Just like Star trek.

I'm fine with that. Do you best.

I still don't count it as canon. I know it is autistic because it was in a main game but fuck Bioware and EA for that trash,

what the fuck!?

You know, the idea that Tali would make something so retarded and life endandering (for her) as tattoo just for sake of her human companions makes it hot as fuck. She is so dedicated to get the dick, she puts her life on the line.

Here. Have my canon Tali.

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Am I a pleblord deluxe for romancing and sticking with Liara?

I dislike these character designs that are pure fantasy. Why not just draw her even more like a normal human but with silly irises to indicate shes alien?
Theres zero evolutionary explanation for anything.

Is this fucking real?

Holy fuck I knew Bioware was bad but this... just wow.

nice

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That ear

Vega is up there with Garrus so of course kaiden is worse.

>Not prioritizing the comissioned officer who's has rare talents that aren't as easily replaced as another marine lower-enlisted rifleman.

You what?

You're judging it by earth biology.
I mean... we could start with "Why are most of the Aliens bipedal? Why not more jellyfish types like the Hanar?"

ayy

I'ma bang the turian in andromeda because the women look horrible.

lol

>not prioritising the experienced NCO with more years in service over the greenhorn LT with nothing to contribute except biotics he admits are outdated and flawed

If you ever spend time in the military you'll learn the value of NCOs over shavetail LTs.

You can't even romance in ME1 so technically she isn't canon. Liara is the only choice.

>... just wow
You need to go back.

Ashley is a corporal. And Kaiden has been in longer than her. Not to mention yeah, they're outdated because they started so goddamn young that by the time they graduated they'd moved on to the later iterations. But those later iterations don't have the same capacity anyway. They have a higher baseline, but if you git gud the cieling is lower. Come on, at least read the game if you're going to shitpost.

>pizza with pepperoni on it.
do you mean salami or pepper?

Why do you do this? Why do you post cropped porn that can't be sourced?

And you need to fuck off from Sup Forums once moot deletes Sup Forums.

Post something interesting and I'll give you a source

They're Space Jews, though. They were driven from their homeland which they long to return to.
Keelah seelai is like the Jewish prayer "next year In Jerusalem"

They literally say a Jewish prayer, the shehkianu, during Tali's trial in ME3.

Reminder that only faggots saved Kaidan

why do people pretend they havent seen something brfore?

I don't care about the source. I was genuinely asking you why you post that kind of shit. Are you seriously that attention starved?

They also created golems meant to serve them but rebelled

>moot
>>>/2010/

It's a reference to the dumb Citadel DLC.

youtube.com/watch?v=Vj6DAm9GS5A

>moot

Nothing wrong with Roll Fizzlebeef.

Of course. Posts with pictures are more likely to be read. Post with pictures that interest most of the users are even more likely to be read. When I want to get someone's attention I do this shit.

Fuck her she can't even communicate right. Lasorda aria would have been better anyway.

Well shit, so they did.

What was this guy's name again?

Never forget

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Fuck you, dude. Kaiden is best human human of the bunch. His voice acting is top notch.

>kills herself with you standing right in front of her, because you clearly don't matter to her for shit

nah

enjoy being a beta bitch even while playing as the savior of the galaxy tho

And you don't really care that it just devolves into shitposting?

>Jack has a way better design in ME3
>doesn't become a party member

fuck that shit game and how it disappointed me at every fucking moment

DIRK HARDPEC

The thread quality is subpar already, all there is a waifuposting and people annoying at bioware design choices.

My ex saved him, I think she was the only person that did

>Come on, at least read the game if you're going to shitpost.
Ironic.

Ashley is a Gunnery Chief, moron. Corporal has its own rank. One of the first characters you meet, CORPORAL JENKINS, is a Corporal. Gunnery Chief is a mid-tier NCO rank, indicating platoon NCO.
Kaiden is an LT with barely any experience and he's flawed.

Top kek but at least you tried, right kid?

You only like him because you're a homosexual.
Like 99% of worlds population isnt as gay as you.

i think theres a mod for that

Ashley is underrated as fuck

SJWs don't like her because virtue signalling >space racist!
Fedoras don't like her because she isn't a walking anime waifu slut

She's the most adult and well-rounded of almost all the squadmates in the entire series

Patty McBeef

Hey, anons, look at this guy. He sucks Carth cock!

>You will never get the chance to destroy her empire and smack that arrogant look off her face.
Fuck Bioware.

Sorry I can't hear your shitty space gypsy over the sound of how awesome the Geth are.

>you will never try to take aria's hand just to have her pull it away and look at you upset
>she will never grab your hand firmly after a couple of minutes because she's just a soft cunt deep down that needs some cuddles

Hell yea, also download the mass effect movie gives him a good back story.

I worked hard to get her killed in ME2, and then have the Geth win in ME3.
Quarians deserve death.

user... my feels

>u-u-u-ur gay!
Real cute, kid. What's the next step of your master plan?

this is the real tali, user.

What happens if you ignore shitty romances for the entire trilogy? Do the characters bitch you out for not wanting to fuck them?

>not sending Ashley with the salarians for irony and letting her die because the nuke is critical to the mission

Nah after suffering through Carth in Kotor 1 i couldn't bare being around the same cunt again

Michael Jackson?

I wanted to smack something but not her face... unless she's into that.

I'm having trouble with the DLC unlocker for ME2, I could probably fix it by reinstalling the whole thing but it would take me at least an hour to reinstall the texture mod and everything. Are Zaeed and the Normandy crash DLC worth the trouble? These are the only ones that didn't activate

No. Why would they? They aren't on /r9k/