Have we witnessed perfection?

Have we witnessed perfection?

>1₹ has been deposited in your account by Nintendo of America

How pink is Zelda's butthole?

I love Reisen!

its gonna be a bit darker when I slide my bbc into her

reminder if you read "I love reisen!" posts in any other voice than the most autistically loud screeching you don't belong on this board.

calm down

I won't be buying the game or a switch (because lol $400 for a single title) but I still think the new zelda is the cutest fucking video game character ever designed

>can't like nice things without being a shill

Why is her face so round and pudgy like a littel fat kid

And what's wrong with her eyebrows

I love her ass

I didn't think nintendo would show that much

That's not very nice!

thicc eyebrows are cute! CUTE!

>And what's wrong with her eyebrows
Absolutely nothing. Thick eyebrows a best.

We did quite a while ago

Now we have

Not even the best girl on her own game.

Wrong game, man.

This

Can't unsee

I like thick eyebrows but that doesn't change that her head is fat.

Basically, BotW is Nintendo's best game they've ever made.

She's a whiny cunt

What? No. She's a badass. She gives you a fucking magic lightning bow that fucks up the last boss.

Did you watch all of the memories?

Haven't played botw and never will, what am I missing out on?

Unless Metroid Prime and Pikmin 2 disappear from reality you're wrong

>never will
Why would anyone spoonfeed you.

Just watch the cutscenes on youtube dude

I only watched one but I don't remember if Zelda was even in it or not.

Is her VA actually British? It sounded so forced and way too delicate for the scenes where she was trying to sound serious or angry.

If you're on an anti-zelda agenda (as evidenced by “she's a whiny cunt”), then I assumed you would at least put in the effort to link some video clip to back up your claims

If you want to discuss the game I assumed you would've at least played it.

I read them in a female voice. Eirin in fact.

I think is the angle

And her eyebrows are cute! CUTE !

This, HW Zelda is literally perfect.

Do people actually think that looks better?
Her forehead is gigantic with those smaller eyebrows

Fucking THIS.
She's literally perfection

>smaller eyebrows
He didn't make the eyebrows smaller, user - he removed them completely

>implying

Why the fuck are you even here user. I swear to god secondaries from waifus should be a bannable offense.
All you need to know is her personality is garbage in the new game (and so is her VA).

Sorry, I'm not Eirin either!

So he did. It's even more horrifying.

>Have we witnessed perfection?

Now you have. Brought to you by CEMU 1.7.4 texture dumping!

...

I'm looking forward to CemU exclusively for the nude mods and porn thereafter

This. Twilight Zelda is still the best. BotW is very cute and maybe has more character, but TP is the epitome of perfect warrior mage princess Zelda.

What does Eirin sounds like?

We witnessed it a long time ago with Midna. That Zelda there is is plain at best.

It's called making her look all kawaii. Waifufags actually prefer girls that look 'attainable' and not overly attractive.

UGHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'm suddenly far more interested in CEMU.

nah fish is better

DUDE JAPANESE VIDYAGAYM LOL KAWAIII DAISUKE RAMEN NARUTO AMIRITE FELLOW OTAKUS :D

Haha.

*sticks fingers up ur butt
THOUSAND YEARS OF PAINT

HHAHAHAHA

We have opened Pandora's Box

>nintendo voice acting
inb4 the jap audio is good

jap one is even worse

I read it in falsetto

Gross outfit