Yo, kid. We heard you didn't pre-order Splatoon 2 yet

>Yo, kid. We heard you didn't pre-order Splatoon 2 yet.
>Yeah, what was it we said about staying fresh?
>What?! You don't even own a Nintendo Switch?
>You'd better have a good explanation unless you want your skull bashed in.
How do you explain yourself, Sup Forums?

Hate the gameplay, love the porn

i want my skull bashed in by cute squids

Here's a more intimidating image since I accidentally posted a thumbnail.

P-please bash my skull in

If you don't like Splatoon then you're some hardcasual dudebro who thinks TPS games are only about hiding behind walls.

the system and the game
both are shit

Well, it's not available for preorder where I live, but I've downloaded the testfire demo. And I'm gonna buy it when I can.

Nintendo is shit

I don't play non-story-driven games, sorry. Multiplayer just doesn't interest me.

I don't pay extra for online

The game is kinda boring.

>2 minute matches made the entire game a glorified demo
>can't pick your stage
>can't evern pick what gamemode you wanna play

Who the fuck thought this was acceptable?

This is my fetish, desu

Well if you must ask I think the Switch is kind of a piece of shit. Splatoon was fun on my Wii U but I'm pretty sick of Nintendo until they release a proper home console.

I-I haven't gotten a switch yet!
I-I'll get one soon I promise!

Not an answer.

same, goddamn

>callie and marie
>implying i wouldn't hold marie down and breed her like an animal
>while callie tries her hardest to not watch and tells me to stop and can't stop blushing

>hold marie down
>implying she wouldn't do it to you instead

Wow a ghost
Scary

>got Splatoon 2 preordered
>still don't have a Switch

Hopefully I'll get one by the time MK8D comes out at least.

I'm poor.

Muh dik

>you will never fug the squids

whats the point?

just help yourself to their big lewd ears

Cute!

But I did pre-order. Day one edition.

Y-you can bash my skull in but please don't suck my dick, it's the worse thing you can do to me.

CRINGE AS FUCK NINTENTODDLER, JUST STOP
SQUIDS ARE DISGUSTING
2D IS DEGENERATE
GO FIND A REAL GIRL THERE ARE PLENTY OF SLUTS

I am neither a kid
nor a squid.

I'm a poor neet, I'm trying to rectify that though.

ride my cock

>2d is degenerate
>go find a real girl there are plenty of sluts

I don't preorder games.

2d won't give you aids.

Find someone as perfect as Nene and then we'll talk.

Don't care about the game, only the lewds.

I'm literally as fresh as I can be right now.

Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of Sup Forums are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bait to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!