You wake up one day to find yourself as the last character you played as from the last game

You wake up one day to find yourself as the last character you played as from the last game.

What is the first thing you do?

>the first thing I would do is go find my legos and start playing with them while watching ed edd n eddy

Masturbate

kill myself, I suppose.

My custom M&B Napoleonic wars character.

Go to France and join the upcoming happening, I guess?

Submit to Ganon's delicious boar cock

Fuck Ciri

travel to argus and slay sargeras with my own hands

Oh god what should I do first as 2B?

>pokemon super mystery dungeon
>delphox
oh boy

didn't mean to reply kek

Fuck Mirei.

>Level 14 kobold sorceror

Try to cast a spell. Then despair at my 3 foot stature.

Im 9S wanna bang?

you need to follow canon

find a twink boy and kill him

[Anamnesis] Try to remember how this happened.

>D3 crusader
>perfectly handsome and strong as fuark
>perfect bara
OH THE POSSIBILITIES.

Grope yourself and masturbate furiously, of course.

>be the courier
it really depends on the build. high speech and barter would be too good in real life and high medicine/science could get you a high paying job.

not gonna lie I'd rape Hakase and then commit sudoku

If I woke up as this I would seriously get some girl on girl action with that fucking Bee Girl I swear to god. Then I would fly about like a loon BECAUSE FLYING!

>rip and tear

You is pretty

Want play legos with me?

>BoTW
Equip Gerudo clothes.

>BotW Link
Go find Revali and suck his bird spirit dick.

Hop on Kodai's dick.

oh wait sorry I misread, thought I'd wake up in the game world

well scrap rape just sudoku

Kill Rhodoks

Look for apricots I guess

Fuggin hell. If I was 2B I'd go full slut more and bang anything. Just testing the hardware.

Kill me via snu snu
Last character I played as was 9S

Infiltrate Area 51, get photos of the alium space ships and then interrogate an alium at knife point before I snap its neck and exfil.

Jacket from Hotline Miami
Time to be a real human bean and a real hero

>not doing a non-lethal run

I will take a shower

Well, I guess....... It's TIME TO TIP THE SCALES!!!

>saggy tits

>2B

Masturbate until I have to worry about dehydration.

Same

Find me some spess muhreens and ruin their day I guess.

>Riou from Suikoden II

I'm sure there's some profit to be made with the Bright Shield Rune.

I could start a clinic and make easy money.

Well I made her a Dark Mage, so it got corrected through the power of class changing.

The last game I played was E.Y.E.

A2 is so much better than 2B it's crazy.

I assume androids can't get STDs, and the machine logic virus doesn't exist IRL.

Botw
Fuck everything that moves

Go kill some fools, get you some brouzouf and upgrade your legs

He went full nuculear

Hot lesbian sex.

This is just a thinly veiled 2B thread isn't it?

Post more 2B.

Film 50 TB of porn doing all of my obscure fetishes. Mostly butt stuff, just in case I switch back. If I don't, enjoy life on easy mode as a qT lesbian.

>Freshly started level 1 Paladin in Shadow of Undrentide

Get fucking killed by Kobolds.

agent 47
retire with my millions and live gloriously with amazing physical health

Go fuck Aeris

>47
>Ever retiring for real

>Simon Belmont
Nothing I suppose, that bastard Julius put me out of a job

Rule the world.

Ask why I'm seemingly the only one around that can handle killing yokai

....go out, water crops, take care of the animals, work myself to exhaustion in general, buy milk from the store and cook it so as to sell it for a slight upcharge, repeat every day forever.
At least nothing's out to kill me, I guess. Just...farming, forever.

It doesn't say that the character you wake up as brings anything with him from the game

you'd just be a bald autistic weirdo

9S, its like im carrying the weight of the world

grope myself.

oh
I'm already socially retarded, might as well be sexy Mr. Clean with superhuman genes.

>27 intellect
>Silver tide

KAT SMELLS JUST FINE

Fuck all the waifus

holy shit the last game i played is rust

rocket league
>stuck in a hellish game of giant soccer with miniature cars for all eternity
>no sleep
>no pleasures
>no food or drink
>rage because im no good at it anywa
>cant even kill myself

> Not blue tide

I read somewhere that the Changing God, despite having shifting dominant tides across multiple bodies, he was originally Silver and Blue.
Mine were always Blue, Gold, but I never quite got to my final form of "Ha! I was actually the biggest manipulator of all, I deceived you fools!"

Kill the demons. ALL the demons!

Of all the days to be replaying sonic 3 & knuckles
Well seeing as I'm about 2 feet tall, a fucking fox, and 6 years old now the only course of action is to panic.

Find the nearest gold retailer.

>Planet Coaster
>Themepark god

I would build many themeparks powered by magic and earn shitloads of money

>Hop on My Me262
>Blast from clustered R4/M quartets in my snout
>See these English planes go burn

>Saltzpyre from Vermintide

Uhh... Fuck. Kill some rats, I guess.

Female warden I think, so immediately masturbate and fondle my musclebody. After that, probably relax on my land.

I'd probably seek for some ember to tinker with

>try to masturbate
>my sexy robo body doesn't have genitalia
TAROOOOOOOOOOOOO

>cant feel anything because your a dumb robot
>go outside
>get kidnapped by some horny neckbeard and be used as a sex doll for the rest of your life because no robot laws

>Witcher 2 EE

Fuck Triss all day long, try my luck with Sheila and dragon chick too, why the fuck not?

she got that ass tho

>NO ONE ESCAPES THE LAW
>Everyone on the planet phases out of existance
Nothin personnel

Punch this cunt again.

Cry.

BF1 multiplayer. Shoot myself before I get my lungs melted by tabun or flammenwerfer.

>2B
I would touch myself and play with my boobs and then go outside and get fucked by everyone.

Just be cute as fuck and fly all day. Convince Raven to be a lesbian. End up depressed because I miss having a penis and a beard.

I guess the same shit I'm doing now?

>while watching ed edd n eddy
FUCKEN BASED

>Sims 2
>Piss myself and run into a fire

Mr. Foster from KF2
I dunno, take off my mask to see what's under there finally, then shoot myself

But what is the last game?

>Main character from Cloudbuilt

I don't know. Do some wall runs and power slides? I only played the first level.

>A soviet soldier in Stalingrad

Play Hearthstone all day everyday 24/7.

The soundtrack for the BnW Gwent was so fucken chilled. It made me play gwent about 4 times more as i would originally

>better version of me

Just did all the gwent shit in BnW this evening. Ended up enjoying the Skellige deck more than I thought I would, and the music was pretty nice yeah. Did miss the "Hup, hup, haaaaaa!" gwent song though.

I was a northern kingdoms man myself until that skellige deck came rolling round

>Rocket League
>I am now an RC car
this is a predicament