So, there's this girl at my school and we briefly talked at the bus stop, she's really really really into dark souls 2...

so, there's this girl at my school and we briefly talked at the bus stop, she's really really really into dark souls 2...I completely ignored the whole souls games series, what should I tell her to impress her? I need a list of cool things to achieve in the game and such, pic very close to be related

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Unacceptable. call her out on her shit taste and explain that 2 is absolute shit, the worst in the series

Dont
Ive dated two people that were really into DS before
Its the only goddamned thing those people talk about and its the only goddamned game they play
Find a real not gamer gf to get with

*look smugly at her*
"liking artificial difficulty: the game"
*continue looking at her smugly*

Play the series yourself faggot, this isn't some fucking sitcom where Sup Forums gives you advice so you can try to get some gamer gurl.

>chasing gaymur gurls
don't do this

stop coming here when you get muted from r9k1 you fucking triple faggot

Don't even bother with women like these

You're gonna get fucking laughed at behind your back if you tell her a bunch of information about a particular video game anyway.

Damn you're lucky if this is true.

If i met a girl that liked dark souls she would be on my dick if she saw me play any of the souls games

I actually bought a 2ds and Pokemon X to impress a girl. It actually worked, we stayed after class to battle one day, and I eventually went on a date with her.

>women
>actually liking videogames
Pick one and only one

I remember when being underage was a bannable offense

all that stupid makeup on her cunt face ruins the image. fucking dumb bitch

Her nose looks proportionally huge

Ask her if you can borrow it

Proceed to use it as an excuse to talk with her

Talk about other things, build relationship

Go on a date with her, kiss, bang, and enjoy the qt 3.14 gamer girl

OP, I unironically hate you, and I hope you end up having rotten children you're not ready for with a woman you hate.

Chad here, let me help you out. I'll try to write this closest to what I imagine you sound like:
>Buy Dark Souls 2
>Play it for a bit (even if you don't like it)
>Next time you see her
>"Hey X, I got Dark Souls 2 and I've been playing it. Seems really hard. What kind of character do you play?"

If you're poor just replace buying DS2 with watching a stream of someone's first time playing.

She was a gaymer gurl I said cu l8r girl

>You bitches are never gonna get laid: the thread

she is clearly very short with small features, except her nose which is probably normal size but in comparison looks larger

>If you're poor just replace buying DS2 with watching a stream of someone's first time playing.

Or just pirate it like a normal person. If OP doesn't like it he won't enjoy watching it let alone playing it, at least with the latter, if he pirates it, he will at least know what he's talking about.

>Chad here

Definitely best idea to straight up tell her you haven't played a soulsbourne game but you're interested, it'll get her talking and stops you from coming off as a shitbag if you start making shit up or parroting the stuff you heard from some user

...

>asking Sup Forums how to impress a girl at your school by pretending to like the same shit as her
how old are you OP? literally kill your self

LET IT RIP

Ye

I don't know who half of these fucking characters are.
5 pls

You don't tell her shit to impress her.
You ask her why she really likes the game and what's great about it. Ask if she thinks you should give it a shot, and it gives you the opportunity to talk to her about your favorite game(s)
It's a basic conversation.

To add to this, the best way to make sure your autism doesn't ruin the one chance you may have with this girl is to not fucking say dumb shit. Basically, don't be yourself. Channel Ryan Gosling in Drive.

ayy lmao

This is what you do, bring your 7 ft katana to school with you, make sure you talk to her while deftly wielding it like its no big deal. Don't forget to wear a body length leather jacket and fedora. This is how it should go down.
>"heh, so you like dark souls 2"
>"yeah I dont know about that game"
>throw a dark souls 2 disk in the air and slice it in half with your katana
>teleport behind her and tip fedora catching both halves of sliced disc with two fingers of your tipping fedora hand while maintaining the fedora tip, all the while your 7ft katana is outstretched to its full length with left arm
>"maybe try this on for size"
>as you say that your full body length leather jacket opens and sticking out of pocket is breath of the wild, sealed and graded 10/10 with eBay receipt with 700 dollar price tag
>profit

>be me at the bus stop
>toothpick in my mouth
>grill comes by
>"hey user, how are you?"
>"I-I-I d-drive..."

no

>really really really into dark souls 2
decent bait

>someone actually took the time to write this shit

Play it then mention that you gave it a try to her. Jesus christ this is basic fucking human interaction

isn't it much easier to just get some italian dress shirt and bootcut black jeans

why all that effort for such a bad cosplay

god damn it, now I'm rock fucking hard. Fuck off

you piece of shit

When did Doshon the Giant get here

tell the truth and ask her to show the game

6

How did you get that photo of her?

did this bitch ever do porn in the end?? did she get fat?

Tell her you picked up Dark Souls just to be with her, she will be super impressed and date you.

tell her to stop playing video games and that she should grow up

Tell her that Dark Souls 2 is a trash game and to play either Demon's Souls or the OG instead

>Find a real not gamer gf to get with

Women that dont play vidya are boring

nice

>what should I tell her to impress her?
Oh Child

What's that pink/blonde thing behind the XBox controller in OPs pic? I've never seen one before.

Lots of it...jesus christ user. You should visit /gif/ sometime

Tell her you have a level 500 character that's rank 3 in the arena, you dual wield chaos blades and win all the time.

absolutely this, it is the most alpha response possible and will have her on your dick in seconds

>chad here
>buy a game that you might not like to maybe impress a woman

non chad subhuman confirmed

Yeah why go out and see the world when you can sit in your apartment playing dota or some other subhuman shit

sounds cliche as heck but it should work, thanks a bunch guys, this is a picture I stole from her phone via a bluetooth hack, can't post the nudes but hey

Come on.

Not bad. I'd let her suck my penis

>gamer girl [ ]
>attractive [ ]
>sane [ ]

pick two

Don't bother matching yourself to other people's shit, it'll never last long.

He probably means hardcore, not ghostfucking.

just that? you can do more

meh

anyone who doesnt have retardedly big tits

inb4 doxx

dude i don't think she's going to accept a request from a neckbeard who literally hacked her phone to show it to Sup Forums

...

>hey you know what I never played dark souls
>you wanna hang out and look at me die a lot in funny ways?
>you could give me some tips

They can be happy they got rid of you. They deserve someome with good taste in video games.

you don't talk about video games with women, period.

if you talk about them in a good way she'll think you're some kind of a nerd.
If you talk about them in a bad way she'll think you're some kind of a nerd who's trying hard to hide it.

Just change the topic to something different.

Charisma is a dump stat

nice dick sucking lips

i'd like to feel them rubbing on my penis if you catch my meaning

>sure thing, user
>tell you what, every time you beat a boss i'll give a sexual favor
>they'll be far apart so it only seems fair
>but
>every time you die you have to do something for me

Why should you want to hang out with people who'll think that

op clearly wants to.

>ywn meet a qtp2t3.14 who can talk endlessly about your favorite vidya

>t. someone who has never had a girlfriend

My current GF plays League all the time. It's nice to date someone who shares similar interests as you.

Women love to hear themselves talk more than anything on the planet just ask her what it is and what you do in the game and the sound of her voice will drive her to polish your knob just because you stood there and listened

>enabling the gamur sluts
Fuck you and your kind.

Not everyone is the same, by assuming you can't be passionate about the thing you like only limits your chance to find a proper compatible partner

>League

>used to play league with my wife
>she plays for "fun"
>literally doesn't care whether we win or lose
>doesn't try to get better but still wants me to play with her because it's "fun"

op is underage tho

Y'all fagots need a fuck buddy.
>meet a few times every month
>cook, play vidya or watch movies
>fuck each other
>leave afterwards
Girlfriends are for the weak.

Whats the point? I have working hands and internet.
I want a companion for life

This.

>implying I can get a girlfriend, let alone a fuck buddy

Fap and let go
youtu.be/ykbT03r_9Zo

Oldfag here, I had a couple of those before the new wave feminist shit really took off. Ended that shit real quick. Now I have to find other qts. Feelsbadman.

>tfw 25 year old perma virgin
>otherwise doing fine, good job, own flat
>parents are getting hungry for grand children
They must never know.

>Coming to Sup Forums for advice on women

Ok I'll bite. My ex was the exact same situation. Except I had actually played the games. Best answer is git gud. I did a no hit run on 3 an by the time I got past wolnir she was on my dick. Play the game with her, demonstrate being good at it. If she likes the lore go into that.

Pro tip no matter how good you are at faking it you won't be convincing enough. Get into the series and enjoy it with her or else I don't see why you're trying?

>My current GF plays League all the time.
What an exciting relationship that must be

powerpuff or ill kill myself

You live. For now.

BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA.

>20-30 years from now
>personal robots with AI is a common thing
>people suit them with dildos and fleshlights
>the robots are programmed with skills that'll make a 50 year old prostitute go "that's not fucking fair"
>robosluts on every street corner, a bang for $10
>being a virgin after the age of 13 is unheard
You were born too early.

>she's really really really into dark souls 2...I completely ignored the whole souls games series
are you sure you're not the girl?

are we all pretending to have gf now?

i better get a good one damnit

>impress her
you're going about it all wrong, just fuckin talk about things you both like you dong