1 HOUR!

1 HOUR!

Get in here faggots!

I went so fucking hard yesterday.

Hope I can get on this one, my internet connection was absolutely fucked last night and I couldn't even join a lobby despite playing fine earlier that day.

Brehs it's 3 am. Can't decide if I should go to sleep for an hour or just stay up since I missed yesterday's test fire. Why the fuck would Nintendo make this shit at 4 am

>thinking the world revolves around burgerland time

ready for more?

The only dead jap is a dead jap

Well you're not wrong

Always. See you over half an hour perhaps.

What are the chances they'll change the motion controls before release to be more like Breath of the Wild? surely it can't be too hard to give us full use of analog sticks and motion controls at the same time? I just can't get used to not being able to use the analog stick to look up and down

>mfw don't even own a switch and just wanted to post the complete version of the pic

Can anyone give me the main rundown on the splattershot vs the dualies?

does the game even run at 60 fps?
gyro here feels less responsive than in fucking zelda.

Practice more that will surely give you the advantage.

Get to it, kunt.

only faggots use splattershot

Dualies have the instant dodge + team carrying jetpack so i'd say the Dualies are better.

Also those Curling bombs are fucking good.

15 min hype

do people even use the right stick or do they go full sensivity gyro?

9 MINUTES SQUIDDOS

I work 8 to 4 today. I'll be 15 minutes late and I'm leaving at 2:45 even if I gotta sneak out

I use the gyro for main use but if I need to switch direction fast I use the stick

Full gyro. Reminder, if you want to win play tactical, face to face battles are a no-no unless you have no choice.

I'm using sticks because I'm just using handheld right now

Had to miss the 8:00 one because I'm a fatass and decide to spend 3 hours at a bar drinking beer and eating hotwings.

Time to get stomped by Japs again.

post yfw your a squid now

Can you change the color of your ammo. I want it white.

2-4 minutes left!

IT'S HAPPENING

...

IM IN

ITS UP

I'm in.

WHERES THE LINK

Here we go.

I'M IN!!!!

...

Nah

GOOD MORNING SHITBAGS
LETS ROCK THIS FUCKER

Just booted this up for the first time

>Y-axis is disabled when motion controls are on

Well this makes sense because why? Fuck this piece of shit game.

Why is my Squid always a nigger? Please fix,
Nintendo. Should I send my Switch in for warranty?

waiting in the lobby forever edition

This. 2 games just about to start "communication error" REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Communication errors for days

>Lose becase 3v4
>Still got over 1000 points
I'm fine with this

Played 3 games in a row lads. Good being Australian and having lobbies full of based japs

Have you guys noticed any gameplay improvements between testfires? All I see are more disconnections happening.

ayy

Every time I see lobby complaints I imagine how different our phycial locations must be cause I'm getting in pretty fast without a single disconnect.

Are some of y'all in like in Europe and Europe has a shit connection compared to US?

>use joycon controller
>instantly 10x better

Man the gamepad feels much more awkward than on the wiiu for this game.

Yuropoor here, connection is flawless for me.

Europe has better internet than USA so don't know what you're talking about

Not a single disconnect, played all the Test Fires. You poorfags just need better internet.

>tfw I'm suddenly doing way worse than yesterday
Maybe it's the lack of sleep but I still haven't won a match yet

>keep pressing y instead of x
>map shows up and i forget how to close it
>i fuck up
Fuck this

How do you git gud with motion controls?

testfire stream here:

twitch/gameoverse

Same for me
Maybe it was cause it'd been a while and it just takes some getting used to again.aube it's more sensitive?

But something about my left hand being allowed to be steady and only my right moving around is perfect.

Press X again

Oh, fuck off. I have fiber. Yesterday it only disconnected a couple of times, today I haven't even completed a single game.

Pro controller helps a bit

stick for wide swings and shooting the ground
motion controls for precise aiming
This way even the tiny joycon sticks wont even be that much of an issue

Jesus why am I only playing against teams of 3? That's no fun.

This game looks shit

I need a pro controller.
Grip's gyro is pretty bad if you ask me. Playing gyro in handheld just gives me a headache.

>me and some other guy from team activate ink jets at the same second
>completely annihilate the enemy team
Feels amazing man

Dual joycon it.

mfw no inkbrush

>when the entire game is filled with japs

I think I was on your enemy team

Idk just know I'm not having trouble and I'm US so process of elimination.

People complaining could he from Brazil or Antarctica for all I know.

we must unite to kill all the japs

Use the joycon controller for the moment, I feel like its much better than the gamepad for gyro controls

>What is Splatoon's S+ Ranked.

I already miss my scoped chargers.

Man, this sucks. When it's not disconnecting I join lobbies with not enough players.

So when is the game coming out?

I wish testfire kept record of winning streaks.
Hand to god I haven't lost once this hour.

Take a screenshot of the match results screen

Biggest loss lads? 73 to 27 checking in

summer

Summertime I think.

We'll get Arms and Mario kart before it so by then a good amount of people will be like "yeah there's enough games out to wanna get a Switch" so Splat2n will have plenty newbies and vets.

How do we rebind the controls? I don't wanna accidentally activate my ultimate no more.

I've never played splatoon before, not even on the wiiu
this was my first game, and MY TEAM GOT ABSOLUTELY SLAUGHTERED HOLY SHIT

I HATE THIS GAME

git gud

>afraid I'm going to suck and let down my team because I've never played Splatoon before
>end up doing alright and even got top score once

This is pretty fun, shame it's only an hour for now.

>tfw not a man child who buys Nintendo products
>tfw not a man child who gets hyped up for multiplayer games designed for children

Fuck off frogposter.

>tfw i hate fun
f-f-feels good m-man

>wifi connection on the switch is abysmal
>use a third party LAN adapter
>still no connection to the internet

Do you hate fun lad

Did you remember to be a squid now?

>finally join a game
>3 disconnects or leaves
>just me against 4

Just create a hotspot on mobile

Sounds more like ya internet is to blame.

How exactly are you supposed to use the charger super weapon?

>wifi connection on the switch is abysmal
Still better then PS4.

>restart game because its waiting for one player for 2 minutes
>end up in the same lobby

>Defeat
>44.4% - 44.5%
Wtf I hate Nintendo now