What went right?

What went right?

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Looks like trap.

What a cute couple of men.

Why is she wearing wig?

What went wrong with you?

mike likes cocks im sure of it. he talks about them a lot and he sounds gay as hell. you can't fool me

sauce?

Wtf. Seriously? Fuck my life.

He obviously kidnapped her.

Do you think she like to build brown bricks with miecrap?

Get out dingdong

That's a tranny right?

Brown
Bricks
In
Mine
Craft

Sup Mike, got scared of posting on /vr/ since you got your shenanigans exposed?

Mike Matei

>Nearly 40
>Aged like fine wine
>Full head of thick hair
>qt trap gf
>Cooks dinner for him in Zelda outfits
>Completely took over the channel
>Alpha, always the loudest in a room
>Monster cock
>Artistic
>Always productive, channel would be dead without him
>Fans throw money at him every time he streams
>Kicked SJW Bootsy to the curb
>Made James a guest on his own channel
>Every fan who's met him in person has described how nice he is

James

>Same age
>JUST
>Angry cuckold nerd
>SJW landwhale wife
>Caucasian sausage fest
>Made the shoehorned black side character have his love interest in his movie at the request of his wife
>Too busy taking care of his wife's deformed daughter who's straight out of his favorite monster movies
>Manchild threatened by SJWs for not wanting to see a movie
>Shilled a Kickstarter scam
>Took 100s of thousands of fan money to fund garbage movie
>Wishes he could lock himself in his basement all day watching old monster movies on VHS, but has to keep making a show he has no passion for to pay his wife's bull as well as his wife's daughter's medical bills

I was cucked by a fatty irl

it's a pretty bad feel

>Stockholm syndrome

Bump

Explain

He tries too hard to pretend to be straight.

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>Nearly 40
It shows. His eyebags are almost bigger than his nose.
>Aged like fine wine
Maybe if you keep repeating it, it will become true one day.
>Full head of thick hair
Good because your skull is deformed and makes your ears stick out, making you look like a monkey.
>qt trap gf
butterface
>Cooks dinner for him in Zelda outfits
wow so nerdy (by the way, she isn't really cooking in that picture, just posing, lel)
>Completely took over the channel
You try, but James is still the face of the channel and the star. If you ever try to kick James out, it's over for you. Nobody likes you.
>Alpha, always the loudest in a room
LMAO. The reason you're the loudest is because you have a whiny, high-pitched voice that sounds like an old lady. Rev up that testosterone, Mike. "Alpha"; hahaha.
>Monster cock
Nice meme, too bad only homofags on Sup Forums buy into it (and even they know it's bullshit)
>Artistic
Drawing shit MS Paint stuff doesn't qualify as being artistic
>Always productive, channel would be dead without him
You're desperate to get more youtube bucks. It was especially funny when you invited Jontron because he knew it'd boost the J&M mondays viewers, even if Jontron made fun of your immature and unfunny humor when he was in GameGrumps. But it didn't matter because jontron went to see James, not you.
>Fans throw money at him every time he streams
I doubt it, maybe they tip you a few spare change because they get entertained by your screams and ragefits when you lose for the 400th time in a game and start punching the couch like a little kid.
>Kicked SJW Bootsy to the curb
That's not the reason why you kicked him, it's because he was better than you at video games.
>Every fan who's met him in person has described how nice he is
Stop lying. Also reminder: you'll never get female fan attention. They only care about James. But duh, everyone just cares about James, maybe Bootsy, but definitely not you.

We have two possibilities here

>he paid her a shitload just to take these pics

>she is batshit insane and has a fatty fetish

Stop posting.

You can't delete posts here like you do in Reddit, Mike.

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Fuck off James

JUSTICE FOR MIKE

I have a feeling AVGN and Cinemassacre was always his brainchild, his vision that James selfishly tried to take and Mike was just such a magnanimous person and felt bad for James that he let it go, he had so much else going for him already he could let James have this
But after James ran his dream to the ground he finally had to say "ENOUGH!" and step in and take control, try salvage what little could be salvaged from the wreckage
Notice how Cinemassacre has improved 1000% in quality recently
Yeah, all Mike

I want to die

Is he actually dating a trap or is this just a meme?

>implying James wastes time on Sup Forums

He's not like you, Mike.

Then you're clearly a retard because Mike himself flat out tells you the history of the AVGN. James made a few AVGN videos for his friends and Mike thought it was so funny he put it up on Youtube and next thing both of them knew it was a hit. You can credit Mike for AVGN being a hit by putting it on Youtube but the actual character and jokes is all James.

You mad that you can't even get on Mike's caliber of humour? Brown bricks is a modern masterpiece.

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You're wrong

I don't even know if this is pasta anymore.

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my ex had a fat guy fetish

she kept telling me i didn't need to lose weight and to eat what i want. at the time i was 300lb at 5'6 manlet

You are just proving my point.

Fuck off, Mike.

I wonder if Mike and James knew about this when Jon visited James's VHS dungeon and was a guest on James and Mike Mondays

looks like a goth elaine got with nu-newman

>james rolfe
>finally realised his life's goal of making a feature length film
>it's a total piece of shit
>dead look in eyes
>balding
>cuckhold to BBC loving SJW wife
>retarded baby
>video game collection destroyed by flood
>forced to get a tattoo by a black man that was fucking his wife
>literal micropenis
>forced into a permanent chastity device by one of her wife's black bull
>hemorrhaging money
>forced to play a character he hates to pay the medical bills for his spaz kid
>had to sell most of his classic games for a baby that probably isn't his
>has to rimjob her wife's nigger lovers while they fuck her
>sideburns inversely proportional to the hair on his head
>getting fatter by the day
>blood pressure on the rise
>has to eat nigger cum out of her wife's pussy on a daily basis
>literally a ticking time bomb of fatness and depression
>still wearing t-shirts (even metal t-shirts) like a teenager
>fallen so low but still hasn't hit the absolute bottom
>also has no way to get back to the top

>mike matei
>aging like a fine wine
>getting more handsome every day
>thick full head of beautifully groomed hair
>hot girlfriends
>solely responsible for AVGN and James' paychecks for the last 10 years
>funnier than james
>smarter than james
>bigger penis than james
>his hot girlfriends are all faithful
>better at making films than james
>dresses nicely
>10" diamond hard thick penis
>can fuck for hours
>fucks like a machine
>more interesting opinions than james
>better at video games than james
>lets james come over to his awesome apartment because he's such a killer nice guy he won't leave this shell of a man in the dust
>lets james suck his gigantic beautiful cock off
>nothing but good things ahead
>phd in applied mathematics soon
>confident enough in himself to release embarrassing videos of himself and laugh it off because he's that alpha
>actually has talent in multiple areas (drawing, video editing, web administration, etc.)

oh, another Mike Matei shilling thread
who are you? i am legit curious

at least months ago you went right into his penis size, but now you just create random related threads, that you then derail into Mike's penis

SAD