Splatoon Global Testfire at 11pm

>Splatoon Global Testfire at 11pm
>New Samruai Jack episode airs at 11

What do?

Does the testfire last only 30 minutes?

>what is the internet

download the show later

1 hour.

samurai who

This is why we have handheld mode. Unless you can't focus on both.

OP is that your actual FC?

Play Splatoon 2, THEN watch Samurai Jack online

>he still watches TV live
>complete with commercials

Why are squidlolis so sexy?

>can't choose gender in the Testfire

WHAT BULLSHIT IS THIS? I NEVER PLAY AS A BOY.

>tfw always boy
>finally become girl
>am a negro loli

>airs
Why do people still pay for cable when it offers literally no meaningful advantage?
I haven't paid for cable in like 7 years

>we're already getting no-gyro shitters whining because they can't git gud
Ahh, takes me back...

looks tasty

You can turn of gyro in the settings.

I only keep it around for the sake of bundling and that I can watch TV by VPNing into my home from anywhere.

Samurai Jack. After the past two tests I can say the game is worse, they should've taken more time with it.

I just hope it doesn't get to the point where some stick fag gets so mad, he shitposts Splatoon threads constantly like the one did on /vg/ when splatoon rank mode first launched.

Gyro is SHIT
If you're an fps god you'll use sticks

How old are the inklings supposed to be?

old enough to breed

>watching an episode of anything as it airs
Enjoy your three ad breaks in 30 minute shows seriously what is wrong with you america?

i always lose when i'm a boy

They mature at 14

They are at least 14, some of them may be older.

Uh huh

>not wanting to steal a negro lolis virginity before she steals your bike

just download jack after because its something you can experience at any time and you have to wait months before you can play splatoon 2 again?

This. You're already gonna get jewed it of shitty internet probably. Don't give them something else.

Why are yuri squidlolis so kawaii?

Why would they do it like this? Why not have it open all weekend like a normal beta?

You just wait for someone to Mega the episode

I imagine it's to test extreme conditions on the servers. More people will try to be logging on all at once if it's only available for an hour at a time. I could be wrong, but I don't see any other reason to do it that way.

Why is Nintendo shit at online? Why not just leave it running all weekend?

Grow up and get adult interests

Samurai Jack reairs on Wednesdays

Read the thread

Squidboys are better.

>this is from the official manga

>If you're an fps god you'll use sticks
>You need to be an omnipotent being that transcends hardware limitations to do well with sticks.

Don't you think this is a bit to excessive of a way to say that people shouldn't ever play shooters with analog sticks? I can't claim you are wrong though.