30 minutes team!

30 minutes team!

Is it in 29 mins?

Might try gyro controls today

7pm GMT

I really struggled to hit anyone without gyro, but felt like gyro handicapped me too :(

git gud you piece of shit

Have I offended you in some way?

Lower the sensitivity to the negatives when selecting a weapon. It's really helpful for beginners.

JUMP FLICK FOR ROLLER IS GOD TIER

I'm used to M&K. Playing this game is gonna take some getting used to

is splatoon 2 going to have more single player options

i have no friends

15 minutes

First chance I can play. Splat Dualies all the way, right?

TIME TO GO BOYS

in fifteen minutes.

As somebody who's only played the Splatoon 1 Testfire before this one I find it easier to raise your sensitivity, personally.

/r/ing the lewd squid billboard

I still can't believe that's in-game

Probably but you don't need friends for Splatoon. It's literally shittier playing with friends since the whole game is online and the local multiplayer is fucking garbage.

>have to stand right next to my router in my garage so my Switch doesn't disconnect from the internet

>Splat Dualies all the way, right?
Just remember that you can't jump while shooting and you'll be fine

...

This time i'm going all charger call the cops i dont give a fuck

That's a boy isn't it.

non-gyro felt really easy, I wrecked everyone
couldn't make gyro work

it'll take a lot of practice

There is no local online multiplayer for Splatoon 2?

Just remember jump is B not X.

So I'm not alone.

enjoy jail you bastard

Yeah except if you press B with the Duelies you dash instead of jumping. I've been killed with those new Curling Bombs by trying to jump over them but instead just rolling into them instead

>dat bedroom eyes

There wasn't in the first game so i'm not really sure if they'll add it here

Started early!

>no i totally meant to check the map as the charger was coming straight at me

>servie temporarily unavailable

Bruh...... does it start exactly on time or something?

It's happening!

Maybe on release, but not now.

Local is a big thing on japan.

Go time

Roller is the only fun weapon so far.

Any other weapons in the full game that play like it?

OH BOY TIME FOR DEATH

I keep getting errors trying to download, what's going on

If you like roller there's a variant that's a paintbrush. There's also sloshers.

It's on!

IT BEGINS!

>tfw I shelved my Wii U in Feb 201`6 so my skills have disappeared

Played the demo earlier and had a lot of fun. This game would seriously. Amen me consider paying the online subscription, I love splatoon.

>still cant connect
my switch is fucked

20 bucks a year for online fun in splatoon 2, mario kart 8 deluxe, ARMS, monster hunter xx switch and so on?
I'll do it

your simple existence offends me faggot.

>raising the pitch and pressing the d-pad

tfw mine works perfectly

god I hate these gyro controls though
it's so odd to use the stick to go left and right but the gyro for up and down

REBOOT IT

I think the joycons are interfering for me. When I play in tabletop mode I can barely connect, when I connect the joycons into handheld mode I connect better.

take the Joycons off the grip makes gyro controls feel 1000x better

I use the pro controller
my joycons are in for repair

Try hitting the face buttons during the wait lobby.

>own switch
>refuse to play this
I don't get it. Its a fucking cock tease. If I had a wii u and splatoon there Id beta it. But Im not gonna play a game for 1 hour then wait til july to play.

i miss watching hail mary inkstrikes on the gamepad after time out

Are DNS error messages just the way of saying the severs too full or something

It's fun.

Why is the charger such shit. Literal useless weapon.

>Getting first place on every team I'm on

No it means stop being poor.

>Not won a single match yet
Fuck I'm rusty.

>DJing the lobby music

Reboot your switch hold power button down until options appear DNS is the switch network chip taking a shit

>Roller has the worst super now
Oh yeah good thanks Nintendo

>BE SPLATOON VET
>possibly a tab bit rusty since the first game
>was S rank player
>jump into 2
>win first match
>top score
>1 death and 9 kills
>win 2nd match

Aww yeah i still got it.

Im very surprised that playing with the gyro on the switch controller set is just like playing it on the game pad.
I was worried it would affect my play casue i got used to gyro,but its more or less the same.

I tried playing with the controllers themselves with the straps,but that just feels weird for me

Just one set, calm down

Reboot your switch

>somehow getting instantkilled by the regular
Okay

That would be the splattershot friendo

When you get 3x more coverage than your teammates and can never get over 30% score. Do they think we're playing COD here?

Catachrome I know you're here, where are you.

For fucking real, haven't been on a winning team yet.

>People try to surround rollers due to their speed
>Use super and wipe out 75% of the team
nah m8 it's good. Fuck chargers super it's literally slow and useless

Thanks Worked

>People keep disconnecting
>I may be having my own connection issues
Is it just me, or is connection bad for people this time?

Why couldn't Nintendo have made this release in May instead of Arms?

>S+ vet
>consistently place top on my team with 1 or no deaths

Because it won't be ready until December.

ROLLING THE LEFT ANALOG STICK MAKES A SOUND EFFECT IN THE WAITING ROOM.

I DONT KNOW WHAT IT MEANS

>Console went to sleep since I was waiting for 1 more person to join the lobby too long
Kek oops

you can use it while jumping to another team mate on the map, it's really strong that way

it sucks ass playing with random gear tho cause i hate swimming slow in ink

>tfw you lose but you have more raw p than every member on the enemy team

so does hitting buttons

This, I remembered seeing that in the trailer and it's super useful for catching people off-guard

Rollers are as fucking bullshit as ever.

Lol you suck

>be roller
>enemy is roller
>we go straight for each other
>I die he doesn't

why?
shouldn't we both die at least

curling stone masterrace

His was bigger

>curl, ink up, curl, ink up, curl, ink up

kek spamming them is fun

DJ skillz

Good ol days of Halo 3 melee

>tfw their team is better than yours and there's nothing you can do
I feel cucked

I'm being paired with the most incompetent fucks on the planet. These people on my team must be normies who bought a Switch before a deserving person could buy it, and had never played the first game.

Use duelies and roll back everytime those shitters charge, works wonders

Has anyone else gotten a ??????-named player with a weird weapon?

>that radical as fuck jumping long throw with the roller

I fucking love taking these jetpack fags out of the air

>People actually use the fucking jet pack

IT FUCKING STUPID!

It leaves a fucking marker where you will return to once you use it all up!
All it will take is a charger or player to just wait till you apear there after usage.

Garbageeeeeeeeeeeeeee specailllllllllllllllllllll alert!

The fucking Missels/Mortatrs are pretty good and are good for catching hiding players or sneaky fuckers

press the face buttons too.

I've been disconnected four times in a row. Wasn't happening last night, wtf burgers?