Why is Peach so cute?

Why is Peach so cute?
Can we have a Peach thread?

Why so many people are shipping Peach and Bowser?

Because how else will reddit self insert if not the ugly fat loser LMAO

>want a peach thread
>bowser visible in OP pic
good luck with that user

Because Bowser represents the ugly guy can never get the girl in school, so they sympathize with the loser

But this is a Peach thread!

Bowser isn't ugly though.

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But Bowser is cute.

because of the cuck mentality.
Isnt it obvious?
Everybody here grew up playing Mario games, they subconciously identify as Mario because that's who they've played as.
Peach is a hot blonde that they could never realistically get and have a normal relationship with.
Bowser is an alpha male who obviously has a large cock.
Peach is going to get destroyed by BLC (big lizard cock) and Mario is going to jerk his mushroom in the corner.

Any girl can call you cute. But she still wont fuck you. You're like a pet.

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But I want to fuck Bowser.

I want Bowser as a pet!

>Bowser is an alpha male who obviously has a large cock.
>still thinking it's bowser who's the alpha in this situation

I want to be Peach's pet!

Good.

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This is now a Bowser thread.

I dont want to share a thread with that whore.

>bowser
>ugly

I like to pretend that peach is a trap.

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Nah, peach posters never enter our threads so its fine

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Considering all the kidnappings she goes though, you would think she would have an emergency one stored away.

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she's sexy, not cute

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Peach is cute because she's got white European genes in her and she has morals and values and isn't a degenerate whore like modern women

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