Amerishoots

>go to cinema
>get shot
>go to church
>get shot
>go to kindergarten
>get shot
>go to college
>get shot
>go to university
>get shot
>go to club
>get shot
>go to vegas
>get shot

What are some games that take place in america?

go away

all the shit ones

>be human
>die

LOL

>go away
>get shot

Go somewhere else faggot, this board is vidya games.

>be Canadian
>get arrested for criticizing Islam

>be European
>get beheaded by Muslims

The entire GTA series, except for that stupid london one that no one fucking played ever

. Fitting isnt it

>go to cinema
>get shot
So are you implying you actually had someone to go with so that you could bypass the No Singles Policy?

>Bring a gun
>Shoot

>Yurocucks will NEVER know this feeling

>go to europe
>get raped, stabbed, clubbed by the police for intolerance, then shot by the hate speech firing squad

>be eurofag
>spend all your time bitching about americunts
Really fires up thise neurons

Agreed

*sips tea*

>be chinese
>get eaten by an escalator

>be muslim
>get blown up in a drone stike

life is suffering
god exists and he hates us

>Yurocucks can't even hold a Plastic Knife or Fork without having it be confiscated, then they promptly get arrested and later beheaded for infidelity

>Muslims
>In Finland

Ayyy

>Get patched up for free in return for paying a third of your wage to the government

>be muslim
>get paid by government to rape swiss lolis

wtf i love islam now

>Be
>BzzzzzZZZzzzz

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>be austrailian
>go to cinema
>get beaten up by a kangaroo
>go to church
>get stingray'd
>go to university
>get bitten by a 6 foot long tarantula

>Be Korean
>Get killed by a desk fan followed by your corpse being annihilated by nork artillery perpetually aimed at your house

Why are liberals against overpopulation and global warming but want everybody to live 200 years?

>stay at home
>get eaten by a gator in your toilet
>go out for a ride on your bike
>get eyes pecked out by birds
>go out for a ride on your bike with protection helmet
>get killed by emus as The Great Emu War 2 begins

>amerishoots think europe is a country

fitting

>be Equatorial Guinean
>have sub 60 iq

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Postal

>Only way to compare to America the Great is to put all of Europe together
>Still doesn't reach our level

>be american
>live in best country on earth under best world leader on earth
>avoid 90% of disgusting morbid obesity by just not shopping at wal mart
feels good

>can't even pass a healthcare bill

Nothing wrong with shopping at Wal Mart user, other than all the niggers.

Burn more calories than you consume, thats all you gotta do. Eat whatever you want so long as you work it off

Every one of those are usually gun free zones and have signs posted everywhere advertising it.

>be europoor
>criticize islam
>get arrested

i was talking about avoiding disgusting smelly fat people. most people who aren't retarded understand the simple concept of burning more calories than you take in.

>be european
>die of natural causes

haha take that fucking euroislams

The lack of free healthcare isnt he issue

The issue is healthcare is too expensive due to pharmaceutical companies being turbojews, and the US' culture of petty lawsuits making trivial doctor visits turn into monumental affairs where they test you for the most retarded shit so they cant get sued.

sounds like a first world country to me :^)

>best world leader on earth
>everyone laughs at him and he can't get anything done

Freedom of getting shot. Dog bless!

>be single white American male.
>go to the store.
>accused of rape in the shampoo aisle.
>go to work.
>accused of racism.
>go to restaurant
>accused of Islamophobia.
>playing vidya in privacy of apartment.
>accused of misogyny.
>ask a white woman out on a date.
>accused of discrimination.
>go fishing.
>accused of hating the homeless.

I thought I had privileges.

>be american
>get diabetes

FUCK OFF EUROKEK HER PASSED SO MUCH TREMENDOUS STUFF THAT ITS MAKING YOUR FUCKING EURO HEAD SPIN HE HAD THE MOST PEOPLE AT THE INAUGIRATION OF ALL PRESIDENTS COMBINED YOU FUCKING SJW KEK

But white people have health insurance, it's blacks complaining about not having it.

Wow it's like I'm really on Sup Forums

>Every one of those are usually gun free zones and have signs posted everywhere advertising it.
Because that's going to stop anyone who was going to shoot someone.

"I was going to shoot up the school, but there's a sign saying it's a gun free zone. Oh well."

No, wait, they still shoot it up.

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>all these things
>by white people

Can confirm. I am white, work for walmart, have health insurance.

>Be American
>Shrug it off
>Be European
>Forced to give 33% of your money to refugee rape camps

>post on Sup Forums
>don't post video games

Sup Forums - Niggers

i guess thats why all the white trailer trash that voted trump are now crying like little bitches because they didn't realize their health care was obamacare and is now being cut

Its like how we have fucked up infrastructure.

Everyone knows it, but no one wants to be the guy who says
>Alright boys we need to spend 3 trillion dollars making it so our bridges arent going to collapse
Look at Commifornia and their recent damn blowing up. They knew it was a matter of time for 10 years and no one could be assed to fix it because they can just make the next guy in charge deal with it.

>but yuroop!!
everytime
will ameriniggers ever learn?

cuck

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cuck

Known as kicking the can down the road.
>"I ain't gonna be the guy who tries to do something about it and have my political career ruined when it blows up in my face; just let the next guy deal with it."
Lather rinse repeat.

And people with any congenital conditions that make them effectively un-insurable.

buhcukclukclkukcuck

>go to australia
>killed by wildlife
>go to europe
>killed and raped by muslim leaders
>go to china
>killed by elevator, exploding power plant, or the air
>go to anywhere outside of the US
>killed by foreign jealousy

stay jelly, obsessedfags

>be single white American male
>announce I'm gay in an attempt to alleviate the suffering
>it doesn't work because being gay isn't all that special anymore and SJWs actually hate gay men because they don't pay any real attention to women whatsoever
>announce I'm transitioning in an attempt to alleviate the suffering
>it doesn't work because I'm not on the internet and my build isn't girly enough to pass for an actual transexual so I'm labelled as a crossdressing homosexual so I'm still getting shit on by SJWs
>try to kill myself to end this suffering
>police barge in right before I can do it despite making sure absoultely no one would know about my suicide and I'm sent to a psychiatric hospital for the rest of my days

Is there literally anything worse then being american in 2017?

>Wal Mart giving anyone the required hours

That's funny, user. Big mega corporations just hire a million people and keep them at 18 hours a week to avoid paying insurance. And lmfao if you ask to be full time

Being German

>go on the video games board
>get politics

Being a poster on Sup Forums.org

yuropoors are weird creatures desu.

Bullshit.

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Its more like more than half if you make good money here. The pros of being european I guess.

You're doing it wrong.

>be chinese
>breathe
>die

pol is a giant board since the elections. easily 20% of any board's regulars are also from pol

also

>be european
>study until 30
>get into a shitty job that use to require no education literally 5 years ago
>is forced by the law to work no more than 35 hours
>pays 50% of his income to the state for a variety of '' social rights ''
>pays another 10% for refugee
>end up in a shitty apartment and barely can afford 1 kid with a used up whore
>get replaced by an uneducated nigger 6 years later due to diversity quotas
>commit suicide at 40

>swiss
*Swedish
Fucking Americans

kek

Satania.

>be Japanese
>kill yourself

>go to Sup Forums
>get reported

Really makes you think...

All that and yuros are still jealous enough to make threads like this. Really makes you think.

fucking newfags get off my board
>inb4 I was just merely pretending

FUCK YOUR MOTHER!!!

All these Americans, crying that "Europe has everyone being killed by muslims!!!1"

No, murder doesn't happen remotely as often as in America. It's just in the rest of the civilized world, when someone gets murdered, it's newsworthy.

In America, when someone get's murdered, it's lunchtime.

>12:00
>12:02
>12:05

>go to Sup Forums
>janitors off for the month

Im full time, 40 hours a week.

ok sorry

nigga, all this board is "merely pretending" since birth.
>you cant joke about joking now

fuck off

Rapes, user. They're saying rape. Also, they don't report rapes in Europe, because the anti-racism police will lock you up.

>this damage control

Go back to Sup Forums

>that damage control

oops wrong image

I find american's sole existence offensive to mankind
>Be american
>Get fat as fuck for too much McDonald
>Blame society

Yeah okay bro.

>Trump has the most powerful Republican congress in over a century
>Can't even repeal Obamacare

What a failure.

I've lived in Texas of all places for 30 years and have never once heard a gun being fired outside a gun range.

Who's leg are you trying to pull here?