Im thinking about buying a switch

Im thinking about buying a switch

Don't.
Save for a proper PC instead.

I'm think about starting a consolewar shitposting thread

IMAGINE

Why are people buying into this shit?
I mean I'm not mad or anything but I know I'll never buy a Nintendo console again because retards keep buying their gimmicky shit consoles so they won't ever make a new GameCube.

I already have a proper pc

Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>Why are people buying into this shit?

Zeldadrones

THERE IT IS

I already own a proper PC and a PS4 and im losing interest in gaming all the game I play seem like rehashes I played long ago with newer graphics im looking for a portable casual gaming system thats why I was interested in the switch

True Lies is pure 90's kino, to be honest with you desune senpaitachi.

Same bro, there's this bar in NYC, that me and my friends go to once a month for their $35 unlimited wings and beer brunch, and I thought about how great it'd be to have a switch to play Mario kart on while we were there.

Still probably won't buy one till '18 though

>tired of rehashes
>wants a Nintendo console
Nigger 95% of what Nintendo releases are sequels

kek

Should I buy a switch or go on a cruise ?

Wait for the NEW NINTENDO 3D SWITCH WITH MOTION PLUS PRO TECH

they might be rehases to you but not someone who hasnt owned a nintendo console since a nintendo 64

Do you think Nintendo will just release a normal console for those of us who have a relative appreciation for Nintendo games but don't need a fucking handheld hybrid?
I just want something I can Mario Party and shit on. I don't need a glorified Wii U.

Niether

Everytime

what bar is that?

FUCKING CUTE

FACK, LEMME IN

The last Nintendo console I've owned was the GameCube but let me tell you nothing has changed because I've played friends consoles.
Even fucking Mario is the exact same game they've been using since 2007.
Don't get me wrong it's a formula that works but if you're looking for originality the only place you're going to get that is PC/PS4.

Imagine being Steve in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Nancy, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific bony shoulders. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 26 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Steve and not only sit in that chair while Nancy flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her acne and translucent skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that scene. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her bashful attitude as everyone on set tells her she's GOT IT and DAMN, Natalie Dyer LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels for your ENTIRE short CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in LA. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her textureless stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, tentatively unsure if you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Steve. You're not going to lose your future TV star career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

Arnold is a big guy

I can barely make it up until 'horrific androgynous monster face' and then I just lose my shit.

Imagine being Randy in this industry and having to be all like "damn, Battleborn, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your wacky proportions and horrific monster faces. I would totally draw porn of you, both female characters and male." when all he really wants to do is sing another incendiary song in a game con. Like seriously imagine having to be Randy and not only sit in your ample office chair while Battleborn spouts its horrific dialog in front of you, the bigots barely going through all its many issues and shady business model, and just sit there, tweet after tweet, hour after hour, while it's patched to perfection. Not only having to tolerate its monstrous HUD but its faux-badass attitude as everyone on Gearbox tells it's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, BATTLEBORN PLAYS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch fucking gremlin faced characters contort into types of game modes you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been producing nothing but a healthy menu of FPS expansion packs and ports and later alleged Duke Nukem and Alien games for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the liberal boonies in UCLA. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on the desperation as it becomes F2P suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to not pay a dime to sit there and revel in its "hobby-grade (for that is what you call it)" co-op campaign, the campaign worked on so hard by the entire studio in the previous years. And then Burch pitches in another meme attempt, and you know you could kill every single person in the studio before building security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Randy. You're not going to lose your future online feuds over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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Get it dude. Especially if you missed out on the Wii U, they're porting games over on to the Switch. And more exclusive shit like the new Mario and Xenoblade is coming out on it

Do it. Everyone who owns one is super satisfied with it.

The memes are just jealous or ignorant shitposters.

I don't hate the console I'm just pissed off that it's not something simple I can just plug into my television. It has to be this weird hybrid thing.
I'll stop bitching if they release a version that is just basically a home console.

dont do it. its just a $100 tablet

I sold my switch on Craigslist yesterday morning for $370 and a white ps4. If you can buy one, do yourself a favor and exploit the shit out of it. You will be my g happier.

But why?

The portability is the main reason to buy it over any other system. Sure exclusives are cool and all, but the thing that really makes the switch stand out is its ability to, well, switch.

If you're not interested in taking it with you to work/school/trips/etc, then buy a PS4.

Imagine being Pablo in that picture and having to be all like "damn, Chloe Moretz, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your fridge body and horrific pudgy face. I would totally have sex with you." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old latina in Chloe's dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be that mexican kid and not only open that door while Chloe Grace Moretz flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the light of the sun revealing her nipple piercings and cameltoe, and just stand there, time after time, while she slowly slogs out of her car. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking vagina but her haughty attitude as everyone nearby tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, CHLOE GRACE MORETZ LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch her pudgy fucking michelin man face sit flaccid and dull on her disgusting fridge body. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of tight, brown latinas and later alleged cartel rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the slums in Mexico. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her unshapely asscrack as she leaves it open while wearing those improperly fit sweatpants, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there, open her car door, and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for 7 days a week in the previous months. And then she calls for another door to open, and you know you could kill every single person in this driveway before her security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're a fucking mexican kid. You're not going to lose your future chauffeur career over this. Just bear it. Cringe your face and bear it.

Get a WiiU instead.

Because I love Mario Party, Smash, Animal Crossing, etc etc.
I'm not a poorfag either I went out and bought an Xbox One just to play Forza Horizon.
Even if Nintendo just handed its exclusives over to Sony I'd be happy, but I know that would never happen.

Okay dude listen.
Do you want to buy a Switch, or
do you want to buy a particular game?

If the former, do.
If the later, don't.

>There will never be another comical movie about combating terrorism ever again.

fair enough.

Well if you do want to just plug it into your TV, forget about it, and use it just like you would any other console, you can do that. My personal opinion is that you're not getting full use out of it by doing that, but if that's OK with you, then it's a good buy.

Dont even think about it, you'd prefer death

Trust me

Wait until after August. LITERALLY NO GAEMS right now. BotW is great, but not worth a system purchase. By August it will have BotW, Arms, MK8, and Spla2n.

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Oh hey, I saw you in a thread like this yesterday.

How's it going, shitposter-kun?

Very well, made a couple of new images, so im using them kek

I have my entertainment station set up a certain way and a clunky ass screen would interrupt the aesthetic of it all.
I have a Pioneer receiver hooked up to PS4, Xbone, PC, PS3, and my satellite. Everything in there is a rectangular box.
If there were some way to engineer the hardware to sit inside a box i would go for it.
Otherwise I'll just wait and see if they come out with a home model or something.

she looks hot to me

So you make these images for the express purpose of spamming them in Switch threads on Sup Forums? That's pretty powerful.

Do you do anything else with your time other than Sup Forums?

Yeah you can do that. You don't need to use the Switch dock if you don't want to. (Although even if you did, I don't think it would ruin the look you have going)

>she

This is what I hate about Nintendo, MAKE YOUR SHIT THIRD PARTY ALREADY

They got a line up of kiddy games, but they have a few select of actually amazing games in their roster, life isnt fair mane

I imagine Patrick Bateman

Currently working on getting my Chemistry Master, in my breaks i shitpost on Sup Forums or work on my wojak collection, pretty comfy desu

If you don't like the thought of Legend of Skyrim, just wait until later in the year, because there's NOTHING to play.

t. Played Nintendo since 1989

You like Huey Lewis and the News?

her body pretty tight for sure

but shes the definition of butterface