Why do you like to save princesses in vidya?

Why do you like to save princesses in vidya?
What's the appeal?

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I don't. It's just some games that are good in the gameplay aspect like to use the generic damsel in distress storyline

If she's cute then I want to protect her.

gotta get some of that puss

I don't. I'm tired of saving idiot females. I'd rather the mc have something else to drive him.

but what if the villain cucks you before you can reach her to save her?

I don't. I hate having the girl as a carrot saved for the absolute end.

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chocolate girls make my little white winky hard and stiff

Its nice to save cute girls.

What if she had a dick?

You know exactly why we came here for, OP

Me on the left

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It's not a priority, but if it ain't broke why fix it? It's good for feeling like a big man though, I guess.

>futa

Ok, threads over everybody. Pack it up. Can't have one (1) thread without:

>boi pussy xD
>thick xD
>what if dick xD

I'm torn.
I don't like useless characters that can't help themselves, and most characters that get kidnapped usually end up on that line.

But at the same time, I love bondage, cute girls, and pretty dresses.

>being this new
Lol bye fag xD

dude

futa's have both, what are you getting so upset about?

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Fuck him too.

>not killing the princess

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>futa
Why ruin her with a vagania?

What about villainesses?

tfw a princess will never stunlock you with her cockstink

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>if you're not a flaming faggot you're new
>inb4 b-but muh Sup Forums is the gay board!
Off yourself.

Gamestop princess is best princess.

>Futa gets involved
>Oh bo-
>Pathetic subs goddamn everywhere like it's a u-boat fleet

I thought you weren't here anymore, fag in denial xD

I will never understand futa on male faggots, it defeats the purpose of futa in the first place.

>there's one guy in all of Sup Forums that doesn't like gay shit
Who's in denial now

>not being a switch master race
>not mounting the futa princess as another mounts you

Havent seen my mspaint princess doodles in such a long time.
I miss the Sup Forums princess threads. /qst/ was a mistake.

>not wanting a girl to fuck you
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what?

They can dance around the whole 'futa isn't gay' all they want, but catching dick is gay as fuck, regardless of the other parts attached.

>/qst/ was a mistake
And there are still quests on /tg/ so all it did was just proliferate them

Still you xD
Worse part is that mods are niggers there and I haven't seen a good lewd adventure in a gazillion years.
>no quest will ever top this
>dat collab effort

>doesn't know what a switch is

please make more.

MAKE ANOTHER ADVENTURE
I BEG YOU

I lost so many stuff of this quest too, even the name and bonus lewd pics
Fuck my life

>ywn save her
Do they still have these threads on /qst/?

It makes it easier to self insert

Nope, see
They delet if it starts getting lewd now.

Even better, now I get to call her a slut while I scoop his semen out with my frenulum

It was a roller-coaster of quality and shit. I rolled the last dice roll

they gave the most vigilant autistic mods to /qst/

Not if you're in the closet. Futa on male is an attempt to make a man taking a dick in his ass not seem gay. This is despite the fact that attaching a woman to the dick you want to fuck does not make a cock going into a man's butt any less gay. It is in fact the definition of homosexual.

Male on futa is redundant but has an appeal in the making the arousal more obvious with added cumshots. Wanting a dick inside you, regardless of whose dick it is, makes you a fag. Although most people here probably won't deny that and also have a sissification fetish, liking girly men and dominate girls in general.

What was the name of it?
I need to get all the bonus stuff again.

> you'll never Eat her out under the counter while she helps customers

Secon- Thirding? Fourth? Just hand it over.

I'd like to eat her dick.

Save the Princess

Gamestop princess didn't have a dick
But would you like to buy a Wii?

What does it come with?

>literally all of them have the same body type
Get some variety in your lives, goddamn

Why, Super Smash Bros Brawl!
It's one of the hottest competitive party games for the system! You can even play it with a gamecube controller, just like Melee!

How much does this cost?

Does she pull a wiimote out from between her legs?

Well, given time depreciation, as it was released in 2007, I can give you a low price of $100, but that comes with Brawl, two Wii-motes, nunchucks, and the Wii Sports game that comes with the system.

That one was a special case but a lot of big women appeared for reasons.

I think I'll pass.

>not being a good Samaritan
>not wanting to be on good terms with a royal family

Their body type varied a lot throughout the adventure, I think one of tbe last wishes during the end of thr game was to thiccfy them all

>fuck a futa on an airplane
>go flying out the window

N-no! That'd be rediculous!
We have choice between new or pre-used Wii-motes, but we've tested them to make sure they work.
That's okay. Would like to look at another system options? Do you want game recommendations?

I miss doing these, I was behind the 'beehive' series

W-Where could we have save the princess adventures safely?
I don't want to go to /trash/

Took me a second

FEARLESS.

Thick and shortstack, fun times.

So hey, what time do you get off? Wanna hang out? Maybe come back to my place and play a few games?

Not only is Sup Forums a gay board, the whole site, nay, the entire internet is.
We're all gay, user, even if just a little bit.
I've come to accept this, as we all must eventually. It is as sure as life and death.
You and I, we are two sides of the same rainbow coin.

Griffith did nothing wrong

lol

>the loli saga
>Thicc loli cow
Hnnnnng

THICKER FATTER

I'm sorry, I work until 8, and I don't really know you much. However, if you are looking to play some games, we just received Mass Effect: Andromeda for the low price of $69.99! It's a fun sci-fi RPG shooter with good character interactions

What if the Princess is totally fine, and you can use any video game ability you want, but it won't accomplish anything?

MCcubus saga still the best

I make a like a tree and leaf

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I make like a leaf blower and blow her

I offer the Grimoire of Dirty Things, Volume 26. 3rd Edition

Where's the princess to be saved

Woah woah woah, if I was over the line I'm sorry, but you didn't need to take it there.

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That's okay, we also offer Steam gift cards if that's more your style. We have options in $10, $25, and $50 increments.

Why's the knight holding the sword so phallicaly

I colored it to make it prettier.

>Literally add dicks

The dress is transparent and she has nothing underneath so color the flesh with a very light grayish brown

He's trying to prove how hard he is

He wants to use it to penetrate you