T-there will be more characters, right? W-we will be getting Diddy, right?

T-there will be more characters, right? W-we will be getting Diddy, right?

No, you're getting gold Mario. Hope you like Mario as there will be 5 playable versions. So many repeats its fucking dumb. Core game is pretty shit as well.

>5 Marios

Sooner or later Nintendo will realize all these reskins in the kart and sports games are ridiculous, right? It sucks because 8's my favorite and is about to get even better with an actual battle mode but the roster has dumb shit like pink gold peach.

>5 babies
>koopa kids
>metal, cat and tanooki
Is there any way to make this worse? 3 birdos maybe?

That's great and all, but can we please take off Mii racer's helmets now?

Mario and Baby Mario piggyback combo

Different yoshi colors as part of DLC was pretty dumb.

>all these clones

>no diddy, funky or lanky

Who cares about what's in the rooster if you already have a character you like using?

There's already 8 Yoshis and 8 Shy Guys, as well as 3 of each of the Inklings. And god knows how many amiibo Mii costumes at this point.

They're just customization after you pick them, though.

It was a no-brainer, honestly. The assets for the exact colors was already in the game due to the Yoshis in the backgrounds, so why not make them all playable?

>so why not make them all playable?

I agree, but why make it part of DLC that you have to pay for?

I dunno, why wasn't the DLC all free, man? I already bought the game.

>complains about clones
>wants Funky

>Want Birdo, Diddy, Funky, Olimar, and Kirby in MK8D
>We get SHAToon and Gold Mario (we were too lazy to add a new character)
Fuck Pink Gold Peach as well. What was the fucking point of that.
Happy King Boo, Dry Bones, and Bowser Jr are in the game though. Still don't own/want a Switch though.

>yfw dry bones in mk8 deluxe

THE BOY IS BACK

where's the pity for diddy

-8 is gay

>hating on the koopa kids
fu

B-but it will all be on the Wii U as a DLC, r-right?

technically bi, but you're not wrong

Wii U is literally dead now. Nothing has even come out on the eShop since March 3, and at the very least they used to do a VC game or two.

Will I have to buy the same game twice?

No, they're giving it out for free to loyal cucks.

>unique characters: 16
Why wasn't MK7's roster this+Luigi?

No Funky is literally the reason I'm not buying it: No idea what Nintendo smoked. He has so much fucking charisma and isn't even playable in the DK games. Also suits a bike perfectly. Instead hordes of babies and koopalings?

Nope.