You have five seconds to name a better weapon

You have five seconds to name a better weapon.

kirk

Here's the new hotness.

The fuck is this

gg

No

Bitch

Reiterpallasch

yes

KIRK

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ez pz

Patrician taste but they do not overcome the sheer cool factor of whip

t. Gavlin

>Threddit cane

New weapon for Toukiden 2
>Three states for all purposes (defensive can block and shield bash, offensive can flip around and hit high and heavy, dual is FAST)
>High DPS and strong easily executed supercharged pile bunker attack
>Has the Farron Greatsword's sliding dodge attack but it's actually useful
It's so versatile and easy to use that any scrub can get good performance out of it. It's pretty much MH4U's CB but sped up to near stylish action levels.

beast cutter, not even close

STALKER shotgun

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edgy weebshit? maybe. Fun as fuck to use? Easily the best in the game in that regard

>literally any gun ever

what is this even supposed to be faggot?

The fact that you even asked that is indicative of your need to fucking kill yourself

Church Pick is cute! Cute!

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Blueblood Sword

literally anything else aside from fists

Stake Driver

Cerebral Bore.

Beast Cutter you damn manlet!

Can't argue with this.

Excellent. If you have an image of the bayonet that comes with it, post it. Its just as magnificent.

Easy

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here you go

Gunnar

Do you fucking hate fun?
I would slime your ass right now if I could.

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best shit right here

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Hunter's Axe, Saw Spear, Amygdalan Arm, Pizza Cutter, Blades of Mercy

Come on OP, that cane is some shit

>All that cum flying out of her

FUCKBOY SPOTTED

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Chain-stunning bosses with the Kirkhammer was more fun than anything the cane can provide.

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The Land Shark Gun

Whoops I grabbed the wrong image.

I wanted to love the blades of mercy so damn much, but they would always knock things out of range and ruin my combos.

I would definitely have to go with my fists.

I choose my fists because I am strong and I have big muscles. I go to the gym 6 times a week and I lift big weights. I can curl 25 pound dumbbells for at least 5 sets, and my triceps are pretty big too.

In addition, I make sure to burn 500 calories so that I am agile and slender. I can bench a 45 pound bar with 20 pounds on each side. I am strong.

Because I am so strong, I do not need a weapon. I am the weapon.

GOAT vidjimer game weapon

>he doesnt wield the holy blade
how does it feel to be an omega manlet ?

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Halberd.

this

It's melee, it's ranged, it's got a fast RoF, it's got infinite ammo, and it's the first weapon in the game.

DDS

That's some fine taste you got there, user