How can I get this disgusting shit off of my videogames?

How can I get this disgusting shit off of my videogames?

I have unnaturally sweaty hands and I Literally cannot stop this from happening regardless of how much I wash them.

Cut off your hands and play with hooks, they can double function as a stylus too

wear gloves

try using a paper clip or a loose razor to try and scratch it out of there

and remember to keep washing your hands. it does help!

Lick it off ya doof

Play with your feet

Just embrace it.
And never let anyone use your handhelds or peripherals, for their own good.

Who plays videogames with gloves?

It's also on the start button, select not as much because it's not nearly used as much.
I think I'll try with a sewing needle.

I'm not the GC controller guy.
So no thanks.

I'm not that agile or flexible.

>sewing needle
boom thats good

deo your hands.

Cotton swabs and alcohol?
Soapy warm water on a rag?
Or get a toothpick/paperclip and scratch it out

>Who plays videogames with gloves?

>Am I the only one that eats that shit.jpg

Anyway, use a Toothpick or even a Nail/Screw.

1. That's disgusting.

2. Take better care of your shit.

3. Get a Sonic Toothbrush. I just use my personal Sonicare with older, worn-out head I use as a dedictaed utility head. make a solution of 3 parts water, 2 parts 90 percent+ isopropyl alcohol and dip in, and makre sure it's not sopping wet. now turn brush on and make the system look new again by gently working out grime on crevices and gaps.

use a toothpick

>Who plays videogames with gloves?


Who doesn't?

is this a jojo reference?

>Get a Sonic Toothbrush

Is this the right one, user?

put it in a thin bag, seal it. put it in boiling hot water. leave it for 30 minutes. take it out, wipe. good as new

yes it is

Seriously dude. Was this thread even necessary??

>Who plays videogames with gloves?
People autistic enough to care about keeping their consoles clean aka you

>he doesn't have gaming gloves

I always wipe my controllers and handhelds after a session to prevent gross shit like this from happening.

I got this nifty trick called bathing.

I have very sweaty hands too but I don't cover everything in grime.

Sounds like you're just a sick fuck OP.

I use toothpicks and those screen/glasses wipes.

I can't be the only one that eats that shit, right?

Just make a conscious effort to keep your hands off of your face. Washing your hands until they're dried out doesn't help very much if you're just going to get face gunk all over them.

Toothbrush

Every time you post I wanna ask how long you've been on this site. I consistently see you once a year it seems

A key

Gee man, I'll just go ahead and tell my genes to rearrange so my hands don't sweat even when holding an ice cube.

I shoulda thought of that before.

Something something different chemical composition.

Nice hinge crack there m8, your handheld is doomed

2006/2007

Decade on Sup Forums.

keep a bottle of rubbing alcohol around.

how do people have such dirty hands?

I use alcohol and cotton swabs/balls for cleaning and toothbrushes for really built up crud

I kek'd

Stop impersonating mona.

I think I'm gonna have to do that.
The needle was alright but there's still dried up gunk on the deepest edges that doesn't really come off unless rubbed thoroughly, not with the miniscule tip of a needle.
I think the worst is out though. Should be easier to scrub off the rest.

I clean my controllers every week

Grab a nail and a hammer and use the nail to chisel the stuff out. Scared you'll break your 3ds? The Greeks and Romans chiseled shit just fine. Are you saying people from more than 2000 years ago are better than you?

toothbrush and canned air.

not him but
>mona FAN
reading difficult much?

Mona's always been called just Mona, regardless of trip.

Buy packs of microfiber cloths and scrub hard after dabbing them with isopropyl

You are retarded

>mom found the gaming gloves

>tripfag doesn't even read the OP
like pottery

>babysitting this kid
>let him play on my PS4
>kid pissed his pants while playing
>got piss all over my controller
I cleaned it up, but haven't touched the controller since. Seriously considering just buying a new one because I'm too autistic to use a pissy controller.

Learn how to read

ask her to jack you off

Make him pay.

I bought a ps4 controller at target the other day and when I got home I realized it was already opened and the thing was fucking broken. I took it back and they didn't even ask. Just go buy a new one and swap it out when you return it.