>Reptiles do not have breasts
>Argonians have breasts
why?
Reptiles do not have breasts
Camden Rivera
Isaiah Brooks
Obviously because they aren't reptiles you Cro-Magnon.
Matthew Bennett
Venom sacs.
Also fuck capchas that repeat over and over again. How many times is the same fucking square going to have a street number in it?
Caleb Young
because HIST VULT
Brayden Gray
For titty fucking
Lincoln Rodriguez
Why do women have breasts?
For fucking, of course.
Julian Ramirez
Hist understands what it takes to get other races to fuck its underlings.
Isaac Ortiz
God I miss the morrowin legs on argonians
Joseph Reed
Because they were created by a magical god tree.
Andrew Sullivan
Grafted by their Dunmer masters.
Wyatt Nelson
the hist wills it
Kevin Bell
>Venom sacs
So if you sqeeze her tits poison comes out?
Man, just think how many have died sucking Argonian tits.
Jack James
Reptiles aren't humanoid either.
Christian Torres
>race of tree lizards artificially evolved and engineered with magical tree sap by a trans kalpic interconnected network of minds manifesting as trees to collect memories of the world
>why do they have tits?
Jeremiah Fisher
>cats have six tits
>khajits only have two
Why?
Xavier Adams
>orcs have dick nipples
What?
David Wright
...
Kevin Cook
Because six nipples is gross
Unless theyre flatter than the chest pair and hidden behind fur until the cat gets super turned on like in my chinese comic books
Camden Morris
Next you will say that barbed penis is gross.
Dylan Hughes
So male don't have venom?
Luke Taylor
Wat?
Kayden Foster
>Man, just think how many have died sucking Argonian tits.
Shit. That's why there is no Lusty Argonian Maid Vol.3.
Thomas Powell
Scalies should be in camps.
Asher Cox
that's a kawaii lizard
Eli Adams
HOT
LIZARD
SEX
E
X
Charles Davis
You won't get any arguments from me
Robert Morris
Nor are they mammals and therefore don't produce milk, retards.
Alexander Gonzalez
Reptiles don't have digitigrade feet either
Jason Gonzalez
>he doesn't have a Pass
Brayden Allen
...
Levi Reed
legacy captcha you nignog
Oliver Watson
>>Reptiles do not have breasts
>>Argonians have breasts
I wouldn't worry about it. Elder Scrolls 6 will only have two races, Men and Mer.
Jacob Johnson
weird, what kind of breed of cat is that?!??!
Ethan Davis
They lay eggs and then the offspring suckle milk from the mother's teats.
It's the same shit with platypuses, only they don't have teats but secrete through their skin or something... important thing is, it's possible for an animal to lay eggs and produce milk for the offspring.
Also, lizard tits are pretty hot.
Aaron Powell
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Bentley Peterson
>tfw it canon that Khajiit have barbed dicks
en.uesp.net
Josiah Murphy
They're not reptiles, though.
They're family of fantasy creatures comparable in characteristics to reptiles, fish, amphibians and mammals.
William Collins
Because they are the most fuckable race in the game.
Argonian>Dark Elf>Nord>Any races not part of the Ebonheart Pact.
Josiah Peterson
Hate how it was censored in Morrowind and later.
Jeremiah Wood
>mammals don't lay eggs
>platypusses lay eggs
Why?
David Reyes
The Tetsucabra, beware its jaws
Cameron Rodriguez
Camden Thomas
...but you clearly don't either
Robert Sanchez
Why does this real bird have huge tits?
Robert Powell
This means that it can make its own custard
Jace Nguyen
At least they had the decency to give an in lore reason to it being censored.
Jason Diaz
>what is a monotreme
Fucking Amerifats I swear
Jeremiah Taylor
You mean digitigrade legs?
Colton Williams
To make itself seem attractive to the other races, since when an interspecies child happens in ES lore its race takes after the mother
Jace Powell
Yes, it gave them a more non-human feel rather than the reskined people they are now
Jaxson Campbell
Pretty sure that only applied to men and mer. The book doesn't even confirm that half-orcs were possible.
Colton Myers
>six nipples is gross
pleb
Brandon Fisher
>foxes/dogs/cats have 6+ breasts
>anthro only ever have 2
why?
Benjamin Myers
They're not reptiles
they're fucking trees
Hist just made them have scales and shit
Adrian Miller
>he doesn't want to breed sexy orc bitches
Just let me have this, user
Asher Moore
The only good type of reptile is a reptile monstergirl.
Jeremiah Hall
They're oxygen sacks. All Argonians have them but the females choose to keep them inflated in order to look more feminine so other races can tell their gender. This is how they can hold their breath for so long.
/thread
Owen Garcia
They get more kids - need to have more nipples for feeding.
Matthew Cox
Your explanation just raises more questions than it resolves.
Hunter Richardson
We won't know how to answer them unless you ask them
Thomas Anderson
What questions?
Grayson Gonzalez
Well you probably don't want to hear about the fact that Argonian are born without a gender and don't get one until they digest some Hist Sap.
Jack Sanders
Why don't male Argonians suddenly grow tits when they go swimming?
And how can a moderate increase in lung capacity result in the ability to stay underwater indefinitely?
Gavin Carter
Christian Mitchell
Bird women like them, the bigger the better
Adam Rogers
It's special Hist air