Fuckin hell they took the prepare to die meme seriously

fuckin hell they took the prepare to die meme seriously

>no primordial serpents
Pirated ty ;)

>NG+6
>I die from him giving me a mean look
Nice

gaping dragon is the easiest boss in the game kid, heh git gud

What are you talking about? Here they are.

High HP and enemies that hit for 70% of your health grouped together, this DLC just reeks of tanimura. All the DS2 references too

It's ok when Miyazaki does it

>DS2
>high HP enemies
And this is how I know you're just another gay memer.

"Okay, final secret boss of the Dark Souls franchise. Whaddya say we make it a dragon.."
"Uh huh?"
"with huge AoE attacks"
"Yeah?"
"and some huge sweeping melee combos that are pretty well-telegraphed"
"Yeah?!"
"..and give him twice as much health as he really should, force you to do half-damage unless you attack his head, let him instantly start up a new attack after every other attack ends, and constantly move his head around so you can't get more than two hits in with a traditional sword! And that's only if you know exactly where his head'll be after every animation ends!"
"..wait, what?"

The boss isn't even difficult, it's incredibly easy to dodge his attacks if you're not looking to do any damage. Honestly thinking of respeccing my character to just cheese him with that one spell and be done with it, because holy shit what a goddamn slog

Fume knight is literally this. Hitting for all your health too

Saw an engraving "show your humanity" with a sign saying "mimicry required ahead" and a broken statue. I killed myself using Bloodlust sword but nothing happened.

You have to head out into the middle of that swampy area then use the Fragrant Branch of Yore to transform your body into Humanity (the white ghosty looking thing), then slowly make your way back to the engraving and a window will open up. Really shit "riddle" to be honest

now you fucking dont
i literally walked down the stairs to where the first i dont know what those fucking things are
and used brances till i got a humanity

For real? Transformation is random and I don't see any Humanity like creatures here. Just bugs.

>final boss of the DLC is another flowchart roll and poke to win boss with copy pasted animations from artorias and gwyn

Gael is fucking terrible.

Kek turned into humanity first try. Thanks

My 10+ estoc meme build can't scratch these fucks, what do?

hit the head
or use a different weapon, the game showers you with upgrade mats

The boss could've been better if %80 of my attacks didn't miss because of it's retarded animations

>haven't payed any souls since DaS3 came out
>decide to finally get the season pass
>save is just outside nameless king on ng+
>get my shit pushed in 3x
>feeling it again by the 4th, stomp his ass
>lose interest in continuing
Game is just so sluggish and boring after having played ~300 hours of Nioh.

Can someone actually capable of playing this game help me with this piece of shit havel lizard? I've tried like 35 times AND ALSO WITH SUMMONS but i just cannot do it. I'm so tilted.

how the fuck was anyone supposed to figure that out

gid gud you ultra shitter.

>stop hitting his head when you can't
>treat him like kalameet and hit his tail with strong attacks
>hit his head only after he does the long fire breath or fire breath into laser

easy

good meme

>spear of the church

woow so fun

The fact that it's so DS2 is the best thing about it.

Loving it so far but damn is it stressful.

This fight is just not fun. At least with Gael I can tell what he's doing, instead of having to guess from the twitching of the 1/4th of boss model that fits on my screen.

>earthen peak

the same from 2?

Dont use lock on

*puts down instakill walls*
*spams homing missiles*
*lags around arena*
pshh... nothin personnel, hollow

He really wasn't that hard. He's predictable and everything he has is easily dodged. Keep your head on straight and don't get greedy and you win.

The entire DLC is DS2 as fuck. It seems to have been made using both lore and the designers who made all the Crowns DLC.

And yes, it's that Earthen Peak. Even has references to the pyromancers and dark lurker.

oh so that's why there's a bikini lady

Slave knight gael is fucking stupid I am so mad from just slapped a skin on orphan of kos and sold it to me, fuck fromsoftware

>no primordial serpents
>can't even talk to the pygmies
>
>

Don't play Bloodborne

Off-topic but, where do I go after Ringed City Streets bonfire? The dragon is blocking the only way I have left

Fight him in front of his face. Bait his claw attacks and wail on him when he gets tired. Use a black knight shield to block his flames if you can't dodge them.

their laughing at u

kill the dragon you pussy

It reeks bloodborne boss hp and it is great.

I am glad they had the balls to do that kind of boss again.

>rampage
roll through his fire, hit his leg two times and wait for it to end
>flight fire breath
roll to the left asap
>scream bite
roll into him as he tries to eat you, hit two-three times
>double slash fire breath
if you can make it, roll through him and hit his tail a few times. if not, roll away and hit his face
>double bite fire breath
do the same
>large double slash sweep
roll, hit his face. roll, hit his face
>big mid range slam
roll into him, hit him a few times
>tail swing
just don't get hit
>sudden charge
not sure if this is optimal, but roll through him as he charges, then run to hit his legs

phase 2
>magic mid range slam
just roll a lot. don't get hit
>aoe
get the fuck away

>The dragon is blocking the only way I have left
Go fast

Am I the only one stuck on the first fucking boss of this DLC? His second form has so much health on NG+9, and summoning only makes it worse.

>roll
>roll
>roll through him
>shitty hitboxes
>roll into him

quality game
now go back to all of you fags

good post

Well that's where you need to go so figure something out.

They should have never revealed their lower body. Now I can't get a small hamster with a snake head out of my head

first boss is easy fuck have fun getting raped by gael and the big dragon dick.

Took me ages to figure out you can block the fire breath with a decent shield and only take a bit of chip damage. As long as you run fast and block in time you should be able to make it easily.

> His second form has so much health on NG+9

Well you should have know what you were going into

I'm sure that you've beaten him on NG+9.

This boss is significantly harder and has a lot more health than 90% of the bosses in the game

>Gael
>eh pretty okay pretty fun
>cutscene
>okay not too shabby
>turns into some anime shit

why the fuck do they keep doing this

nope but I can tell you if you think the first boss is hard you will literally cry with gael and the dragon. I don't want to know how much hp and dmg they tank on ng+9

Why the fuck does every boss have so much HP?

The boss was enjoyable but it was so uninspired that they slapped shit on it from the existing assets of BB.I also hate how he was a literally who final boss.Could've been so much better but
>uhh is this the blood of dark soul
>le need dark souls for my loli's painting
The entire shit was so mediocre and anime like

YOU BETTER LIKE KOS 2.0, THE "WINGS" ARE RED THIS TIME. AND HAS SWORD...

Because they wanted to build this DLC like they did DS2 for some reason. The bosses are next to impossible to take down.

>bring back female fanservice armour
>don't bring back Ciaran's set
>even put painting guardians in the dlc in the church boss fight
god fucking damn it

Where do I go to fight the dragon?

>((((((((((The bosses are next to impossible to take down))))))))))))))))))

elevator in by the statue of gwyn has a hole you can go through, smash the statue that doesn't have a sword.

>drop into first boss
>get in two hits with greataxe
>get swiped once
>other demon dives in and oneshots me

how much vit do you have?

>Silver and Gold tracers in the game data with complete moveset and descriptions
>Don't put it in the final dlc
fuck you from

Well it's post end game content I guess.

>vit
You mean vig? I have 40. I have 20 vit but that doesn't really affect this.

Replied to the wrong post.

I beat it on 4th try using dragonslayer axe. Far from impossible.

First you need to smack the dragon down from the cliff tho

>invading as a spear of the church
>4 people presents
>try to do as many damage as i can with my Ledo's hammer
>no use since they all have the new duel wield UGs
>points down after they gank me
great game baka

>people complain about bosses having too little hp
>from increases the hp of the bosses in response
>people complain about the bosses having too much hp

I think there's some middle ground to be found between the two that would be fine.
Like shave ~1/5 off of Gael's health bar and I would find him more enjoyable.

Reminds me of this

>Increase HP
>Increase Defense on top of that
>Boss fight now takes ages, and is tedious instead of difficult

>He's supposed to be secret
I found his fog gate before spear of the church

>Ringed Knight Paired Greatswords
I think I'm going to respec my Pyromancer just to use these.

>"hi im kalameet, shit edition"

ok wow that wasn't so bad, just needed to rant

now what?

I remember finding a fog gate around the Gwyn Statue area, but couldn't go in.
I assume that's his?

>They should have never revealed their lower body.
there's also statues of them with human bodies and angel wings

who knows if either statue is accurate?

final boss is an avelyn shitter from dark souls 2 who is an artorias fanboy

fucking miyazaki and his berserk garbage, we get this instead of something relevant

this must be tanimura's work

Fighting one of those would have been great. First phase it's a serpent coiling around pillars, charging at you whilst gnashing. Second phase it reveals its legs, and climbs around the arena like Ludwig, but with more erratic movements.

They previously had wings in other statues. Maybe they're just illusions like Ornstein.
Who's to say time isn't convoluted and everybody is wrong?

So just Kalameet?

>old monk, shitty version

>kalameet/sinh, shitty version

>artorias, shitty version

is this dlc the most unoriginal shit ever or what?

>Put my sign down to help someone with this boss
>We have host, me and two other summons
>Farron UGS barely does 100 damage
Why don't people just summon one other person and not buff the fucking boss

Worst rooster of bosses and worst areas. Only Ashes manages to be worse than this

Yes, it's bullshit but you have to beat him on the cliff before that area then you can access it

I beat Gael and gave the blood to Ms. Painter, now what? Is that it? She's just going to paint the Painted World of Pat?

That's the ending to the series? Is there more?

>realizing how tired of these fucking games I am

Am I finally free? Thank god Persona comes out next week

See ya in 3 years for Dark souls 4

It's as lame as that

>Dark Souls can finally die
Thank fuck honestly, it was being dragged on past it's prime

The series just havent evolved too well, its still the same shit game after game.

The ending to the series was Soul of Cinder.

>le roll and abuse i-frames the game
>hard
Yeah game is so hard when you can i-frame 80% of the time by just rolling.