What the FUCK is wrong with germans in online games

What the FUCK is wrong with germans in online games

>always quiet
>prone to severely autistic outbursts
>speak like robots

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People represent their country's current state.

i'm german myself and i hate playing with other germans

most of them are real cunts, if the team loses they blame everyone but themselves, start teamkilling and they also like to act tough when in reality they all got bullied by mohammad and jamal in school

That's only the Germans that are too stupid to set up a ts server.

Is this another stealth Sup Forums thread

Try playing with Russians in CSGO.

I can't find my german kid freakout .gif so have this one

The soul of the german people was raped and destroyed. They're a shell now.

Sup Forums is nothing but Sup Forums threads now

this ^^

Des sand nur'd Saupreißn

meddl leude servus und herzlich willkommne beim Drechen

ICH SCHMEIS EUCH SOWAS VON DIE BRÜGEL RAUS, DASS IHR NIE WIEDER AUFSTEHT ALLDER
UND IHR HABD KAINE SCHONSE

I can't remember a single time I've met a german. I've met Latvians, Poles, Frenchmen, Serbs, Austrians, even South Africans, but I can't remember a single German.

OP must be right, maybe they're just really quiet.

the german autist voice is one of my favorite accents. sounds much friendlier. American autists always sound bored and irritated.

Ebic

ihr seid 1 schande jungs

it's true. german autists sound factual and informative, while american autists sound actually retarded

>^^

german spotted

Germans are a myth, Germanistanis however are real

Fuck off Nazis

>>always quiet
>>prone to severely autistic outbursts
>>speak like robots
sounds like the average vidya playing autist to me

mostly just Sup Forums

AUS DIE MAUS BRÜGEL RAUS

was ist das für 1 thread vong sinn her?

They're guilt tripping over the 6 trillion jews.

I think you mean 6 gorillion goy

kek

Not vidya
Fuck off

>Not vidya
>on Sup Forums
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Oh Junge du schämst dich bestimmt auch für den zweiten.

lachkick mois ^^

There is a literal thread up about eating ass, no mod zone is in full effect like always at this hour for over a decade.

still not as bad as playing with burgers
>all of them are mouth breathers, clearly audible through their microfone
>they all have some sort of speech deficit
>their voice quality is ass because too poor to afford a real microfone
>they all make cringy jokes all the time, expecting you to laugh at them
>they're all to unintelligent, uneducated and fat to have a real conversation with
>mute them for the most part stick to minimum voice communication for those reasons
>burgers get mad and make threads like this one

>can't speak english
>insists of speaking half german half english

>Not vidya
Fits right in with the rest of Sup Forums :^)

>fone
>fone
>to
>red haired skank

I can't stand 90% of the people with mics, usually it's the kid with the most annoying voice that uses the voicechat most, how to fix this? Just keep muting the most annoying fuck?

Mute everyone and enjoy your game

From my experience, Germans are either the chillest bro's or insufferable cunts, there isn't much middle ground.

This is a better pic

I just set the voicechat to a lower volume and ignore communication it unless adressed directly.

LIST OF COUNTRIES I HATE IN GAMES:

Germany
Sweden
Denmark
England (#1)
Any slav country
Turks
Italy
Spain
Portugal
Finland

Norwegians sound so retarded it's too funny to rage at them even when they are 200% mad.
I haven't had enough experience with BR hue and turks or other people to form an opinion.

They are allowed to play video games? I thought they were banned from vidya after ww2.

>Steam thread
>giant flaming passive-aggresive fagboy posts their account
>german

Every time

WAGEN HER!

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List of countries any non-joke nation hates:

Ameriburgerland.
Hues.

>another german shaming thread
Literally every single month at least once. I don't give a fuck though.

Andy ist ein autist aber nicht im guten Sinne.
Florentin und Lars sind exzellente Burschen.
Donnie hat potential.

>no France
come on man

beats playing with americans who cant go one game without talking about sucking cock or some nigger fucking someones wife

Who awful voice and horrible accent here?

Being a slav is suffering sometimes.

>when one of them mentions Redditbeans TV

Cyкa Блять

>german friend is actually really cool
>has laughs and we have fun
>very insightful and helps you learn the game as you play
>no sense of humor except for his own

>Florentin und Lars sind exzellente Burschen.
PC schwuchtel hoch zehn vorallem Lars total unsympathischer mongo.

i have played dota 2 for 3000h and never said a word on mic. pic related

They're afraid Muhammad will beat the shit out of them for having fun, since it's haram

Klärt mich über das vong meme auf

>playing online at all
You are all degenerates, every single one of you.

>german friend
>always super serious
>only laughs at his own jokes
>fucking around in a video game is forbidden
>ragequit if you do
>only acceptable if he does it

Aren't games heavily censored in germany?

>tfw i'm this guy
apply yourself, anons.

i want to hear that zombie sound

germans are boring to play with

Why do Germans use ^^ and XD so much? Are all Germans normies?

>live in south Africa
>always here about the ruskies online
>"cyka blyat" , "cyka rush b rush b"
>have local servers so never play with them, more likely europeans (Germans and french)
>last week Thursday our servers go down
>try play anyway
>join DM server because warning said "180ms ping is the fasted available server"
>join T
>hear Russian and Polish accents
>kids shouting "cyka blyat" and "allahu putin"
>play for a bit amazed at the fact that the memes are real
>play one comp, paired with 4 slavs
>funny as fuck game of memes being real
>win match
>Close game because fuck a 180ms ping

Keks were had (I mic spammed then with "babushka" all game

Yeah we do that. But the knowledgeable people import their games or use uncensoring patches.

To this day I prefer our version of Contra 3 though.

not anymore
they only censor nazi stuff like swastikas

Are they really? To me it seems you're just not smart enough to get my subtle, humourous conversational inputs, user, whereas the Ameriturd humour spectrum consists of doing wacky noises acting silly.
Stop being such a child.

What the FUCK is wrong with englischmen in online games
>never want to come
>never talk
>always shit quality microphones
World of Warcraft and Teamspeak is just meant for Germans.

most germans don't know how to express themselves without using emoticons

Nah, it's more that your jokes are dead as fuck and just not that funny. It's always super serious mode and any joke that's not yours is frowned upon. Germans are no fun allowed personified.

Maybe they are quite robots that are prone to autistic outbursts?

I have this one german dude on my steam friends list that I chat with almost daily. He's a chill dude but seems really shy, childish and faggy. It's cool though.

On retrospect, I haven't played games with my steam friends like, well almost ever. Mostly just been chatting with them about shit.

emoticons add a tone to your plane text so you can tell if we say "i hate jews"
or "i hate jews XD^^"

you see the 2nd one has a different tone than the first

Hating every european country except one.

You are a french right? I hate you too.

stop playing shitty games like cs:go if you want to meet decent people

The amount of Germans that cheat in FPS games is seriously outrageous. No other nationality comes remotely close to having such a high percentage of cheaters.

t. Mohammad-Jamal from school

>implying I play csgo

It's not all germans, but the majority I do stumble into a lobby with are just no fun allowed archetypes, unless they do something THEY consider fun, which almost always is just some faggy shit and devoid of any emotion.

>krauts on damage control

pretty cool, reminds me of what they did to first samurai for snes.

>can't communicate for shit
>non-joke nation
chenposters, I swear

I am German and I never play online games because I am too shy.

So he's right, I mean Mohammad-Jamal knows from experience.

>implying i ever tell jokes
It's just that I realize that I'm not a particulary funny person, which is why I keep it subtle and try not to force any comedic advances.
The only time I tell a joke is when I'm aware of it's lameness and my unenthusiastic delivery with the sole purpose being to comment on all the wackiness ensuing in chat in a passive aggressive fashion, voicing my general discontent about the situation.

>play game with german
>spends the entire match building up resources to spawn a giant robot
>spawns it in with only a few enemies left
>steal it before he can get it
>punch a few things
>get out
>gets butt mad
>only 3 enemies left
>start shooting his robot as he kills the last few people
>starts screaming at me
>last enemy is kill as his robot explodes
>mission ends
>screams even louder

The only hilarious thing to me online is how americucks and russians always fight with each other throwing out insults although most of the time they can't understand each other.

You seem like a very funny person to me from this post, just maybe not for reasons you're aware of.

>things that totally happened

Yeah, me too buddy. My reason being that I have a hick accent.

The reason why the amount of """germans"""" cheating in online FPS is so high is because the country is so cucked with multiculturalism that you have all the shitstains of the world cheat from germany.

from my experience most europeans just sound unenthusiastic about playing the game. Nothing else, just unenthusiastic and a bit monotone. I think it's just a second language thing, but it's still a bit disappointing

Especially germans

they tremble at the mere sight of a burger for some reason

their language has been raped to hell and back, it used to be one of the most expressive languages but it has been reduced to the most boring emotionless shit possible.

Let me guess you are from le 60% country? You guys are always the first to point fingers even though you're the most cucked.

I get that a lot from people, I blame it on the fact that speaking English is quite hard for me for some dumb reason. I like can form the words in my head and all that shit, yet stutter like some autistic sperg on the delivery, the words just get stuck in my head or shit like that.

That's not true at all, do you even speak German?

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