THE ENEMY HAS TAKEN OUR INTELLIGENCE!

>THE ENEMY HAS TAKEN OUR INTELLIGENCE!

who /righttwix/ here?

>supporting /cucktwix/

I never understood this. Is there actually a difference between them

yes,left is coated better and has smoother caramel

Yes. Right Twix is superior to tumblr-browsing Left Twix.

TWIX QUEST

Right Twix contains 7% more cookie.

>I never understood this.

Yeah there is, pay attention next time faggot

I cut the left and right ones in half and then combine the two

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

It's a dumb joke because it either can be left or right depending on how you're holding or opening it.

What makes a man turn neutral

>being a zooksfag

>Keep your butter side up!
What did he mean by this?

lust for gold, power?

Or just a heart filled with neutrality?

It's to make you buy two twix instead of one

Hey, what's going on here?

>Bite ends off of a Twix
>Use it as a straw to suck up a cup of tea or glass of milk

KitKats are the superior candy. This isn't subjective, this is an objective fact. There is no candy that can top KitKats.

>candy when we're talking about chocolates
you were doomed from the start

Stop right there motherfucker.

>Bite ends off of a Twix
>Use it as a straw to suck up a cup or glass

...

Suck up my dick. I have a Twix sounding fetish.

>suck up a cup of tea or glass of milk

aSPHYXiation?

i will find you and i will kill you

...

I miss the peanutbutter kind.

AsTwixiation.

two bars of four

Ow.

...

>WOLOLO