Girl plays videogames

>girl plays videogames
>has "princess" in her name

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i don't get it

why
what's the problem

One thing that actually turns me off with many of the girls I've met that play videogames is how they name themselves shit like "GoddessSomething, PrincessShit", it sounds really narcisistic and turns me the fuck off.

This: (also the second response I quoted is making my Roastie Radar beep)

Yep. Women are narcissists man. Luckily 'princess' or whatever lets me know to not interact with them in anyway. 'Princess' undoubtedly also means she "likes to be spoiled" aka buy me shit.

>sparklerawrdinosaurpie

My wife goes by "Madame [Screenname]". Is that acceptable?

very slightly better than princess

>MastaKilla666
>DemonLordSephiroth
>L33TxSniperx

Guys are just as bad.

>enemy team has a girl and her orbiter
>shitstomp them and emasculate him in all chat

>queefy_queeny
>kingcunnilingus
>clan members of Phallus Palace [PP]

>KingPussySlayer
>LordFatCock
>OneNStinkusTwoNPinkus
>xXcockXx

quit hatin, bitch

>boy plays videogames
>has "mr" in his name
What does this say about me?

>implying guys aren't just as bad

soundcloud.com/ayanami-reid/voiceover-post-mk-ii-return-to

I have 'guy' in my mine, but it rhymes, so who cares

>Male joins the server
>Name stars with "Sir"

>"secret" girl gamer friends you
>turns out to be a hamplanet roastie

>turns out to me FtM trans
>internal moral conflict
>too much to handle

>grown adult plays video games
>has "baby" in the name

lmao fuck off, dudes do this shit all the fucking time

>quikscopegod
>acechamp
>deathkingreaper

it's the same shit

>dog joins server
>GoodBoy_8=3
disgusting cis mutts and their "fun"
ugh

>"join voicechat"
>get on voice chat
>immediately hear a voice thats akin to someone loudly whispering

>girl play league
>only play soraka, janna, sona, and nami

Why white man trying so hard to stereotype everything, are you borne into racist or something?

>Nami

Only acceptable one.

Janna girls are the worst of them all. Janna gets picked or banned and she is useless no matter who she picks unlike the others. Soraka girls don't exist.

>deathkingreaper
i used to do this ironically

Janna is shit in low elo. Soraka players are always 100% traps.
Why would people play a support that isn't Lulu in the current meta anyway.

>not playing lux support and stealing every kill from your adc
step it up

Is my boy Veggie still in the game? Every time I see someone talk about Lawl it makes me want to reinstall it

Fucking dog gamers

>guy plays video game
>has metal gear reference in his name

Have they made a Let Go for BotW yet?

>enjoy zelda
>name yourself after link
>fine
>name yourself after zelda
reeeeeee
why are you a girl

>wife
Faggot

>roasties
>on Sup Forums.org/v/

yeah, they reworked him a bit, he gets ap from hitting people with spells now, q is a skillshot, w is the same, e has a bit of delay and r is an execute.

he's overall pretty balanced right now, the meta doesn't favor him, but he can still shine if you play him well.

>lux support
this triggers me, play zyra or brand at least

hell no

Excellent. Better get back in the game and put my Final Boss Skin to use.

>boy plays video games
>has "princess" in the name

Literally me.

No joke, the pornstar Lily Rader posted on /gif/ with tits and timestamp and stuck around to talk for a bit.

>gay dude play video game
>has gay or lgbt somewhere in his name

were 90% of the responses "sauce"

Sauce for what?

She literally just stopped by to clarify something they were saying about her and stuck around to talk about the porn industry.

Did she say anything about the jews trying to corrupt the west in the name of satan?

me too :3

looks like you still do faggot

How so?

It's okay when guys do it

men want to be cool, women want people to know they're women

>calling yourself narcissistic tripcode user
>thinking that its any different than deathkingreaper or lordnarcissism because its self deprecating
>using a trip at all

you take yourself too seriously and its not ironic

hmm
interesting

Because it's hilarious.

>xXX-pussy_slayer-Xxx

VS

>KittyGoddess or something equally narcissistic

Not to mention said names were chosen when the guys were like 10 years old, girls unironically do this shit at 25 or older even if they're hambeasts.

Faggots

>playing League

But why?

my god he lost so much weight his eyes changed colour

what are contacts

...

>heterochromia contacts

its bad enough to be a weak sissy trap who can't face their problems but then they have absolutely abhorrent taste as well

shame that

Literally the only reason girls exist online is so you can make yourself e-famous and take your pick.

They're all trash the rest of the time.

Because they're all messed up you know.
They're all messed up.

>girl plays video games
>has a cloud of multiple white knights and beta males orbiting her that do everything for her
>no matter how bad she is, she'll get carried by them
>her nickname is just her real name with some symbols or cute emoticons added like xJessica:3

>playing Overwatch
>see somebody with a girly handle on my team
>"huh, probably some weird fat guy trying to troll people"
>they talk on the mic
>it's a girl's voice
>mfw

>next match
>see another person with a girly handle on my team
>"huh, probably some weird fat guy trying to troll people"
>they talk on the mic
>it's a girl's voice
>mfw

>next match
>see another person with a girly handle on my team
>"huh, probably some weird fat guy trying to troll people"
>they talk on the mic
>it's a girl's voice
>mfw

>be part of small online group that plays video games
>having fun
>everyone is cool
>woman joins the group
>drama starts occuring left right and center
>group falls apart over the following months

why does this keep happening?

Just play MF support

do you even traps

he's missing the slutty eyeshadow and painted nails, too bad i can't check if he's wearing striped panties and black thigh highs or not

>playing overwatch

>TFW my friends call me princess even though I'm a guy (don't ask why)

It's pretty funny.

tell me why, princess

You're probably high maintenance or you whine a bunch.

I'd call a dude who sucks me off a princess too

>tfw a girl joins your WoW guild in the vanilla/TBC/Wrath era

at this point you just know you're on borrowed time before the big drama bomb that destroys everything you've worked for

>roastie 3DPD coalburning BLACKED whore posts on /gif/
>everyone worships her
hmmmmmmmmmmmm.......

/gif/ is such a horrible, retarded, subhuman board.
It's like Sup Forums of porn boards.

Don't laugh but. Pretty much everyone I know is overprotective of me. Since I was a nerd back in middle school and played football. Football team always said protect the princess. Since I was a scrawny ass motherfucker with long hair but fast. It just stuck.

>wittle boy player videogames
>gets triggered at the drop of a hat
>wonders why women find him to be a creepy loser

>(don't ask why)

this means a person wants to be asked about it so it's probably because you're a faggot

>all those shitters playing league ITT
got to diamond 1 with karthus jungle only but realized the game is shit. uninstall.

I know that feel, man

Everytime some egirl joins our discord I peace out for a couple days until she moves onto the next group of socially awkward virgins.

>at least 10 threads up about niggers on white women at all times
really makes you think

Nah I'm not gay just a scrawny weak ass motherfucker

you sucked their dicks yet?

Would you 'PrincessCheapskate'?

It's weird considering that mods are supposed to be deleting those for not being related to politics.

you don't have to be gay to be a faggot you bigot

Overwatch is galge.

I'm not gay so no

One of the girls in my current "guild" is actually pretty cool. She's really just another person, can take a joke, doesn't want any special treatment, never does anything "well you see as a girl" or whatever shit, she's just a normal person. If it wasn't for the voice she might as well be a guy really.

The few other girls we have though are all obnoxious as shit.

>aznninja
>azn_warrior
>azn guy
>azn princess
Why do chinks feel the need to do this?

>trans play video games
>has "loli" in the name

>woman
>group falling apart
It is called causal logic.

The same reason beta chinklets feel the need to spam AMWF couples

I whine a bunch that's why. Im really picky with a lot of things .

and his nose disappeared

>girl joins guild
>angel in her name
>she's a massive cunt to all the virgin neckbeard whiteknights sucking up to her

the only girl I've enjoyed playing vidya with

If you want a laugh, there's a dude nicknamed 'Princess' in Omerta, his brothers are Luigi and Mario.

I'm okay with anyone who does anything loli, at least it proves they are not from plebbit or neogaf

people who live in shitty places have disproportionate amounts of love for those places, it's why you see BR as well

They were from reddit

>would rather interact with transgender pedophile than someone who browses reddit or neogaf

degenerate detected