Have you been a Karen with your Switch yet?

Have you been a Karen with your Switch yet?

Why not?

Yeah, everybody loved it.

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>can't have conversations and drink while playing a game

how brain dead does a fucking person have to be?

People made fun of Sera from DA:I's tits yet Karen's are just like hers.

>drinking
>conversations
Oh boy, it's fucking nothing.

>Drinking and not wanting to play nintendo

what?

any r34 on karen

when im downing a 40 and a pack of newports my and my niggas play some madden on ps4
not 1 2 shove it up your ass

karen actually appears to be humanoid

ayy shieeeet, we aint wanna play that gay devil may cry shit, me and muh niggas wanna play some madden n fifa n shit, maybe if it was devil may run up on a nigga we be playin it, i mean, shit, dat new zelda, nigga runnin around breakin his gay little sword all like "Heh, Hah, Hehhah" that shit aint ballin

>playing madden over mario kart with everyone
poor choices

>tfw that's my name

>tfw my first babysitter who became a family friend and then died of throat cancer was named karen

Karen isn't a boy's name, user.

oh shit what has porn done to me, everytime I hear the word "throat" in any context my fucking dick gets diamonds.

Now try to go to a party full of well adjusted young adults that don't feel the need to bring their video game consoles with them to social occasions.

they cut out her tongue and it left a huge scar
it wasn't very pretty

Why would I want to do that?

I know.

what? clearly fake, switch owners are the soul of the party. Thats what nintendo's commercial say.

You're right. Why would you want to hang out with well adjusted people?

I want this autistic nintendo girl to be my GF

>no tongue getting in the way of full deepthroat face fuck

user pls stop

You guys ever wonder why you don't get invited to parties?

Why are you so insecure, user?

>Being over 11 years old and owning a Nintendo products

Realistically, whether this could, or should work or not, it would be awkward in this sort of of social occasions, especially for adults of this age. Ergo, Nintendo for all practical purposes presented an impossible scenario with their device to make it look more attractive than it actually is.

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I want to bully Karen

Well adjusted person here, I work all week long and the only time I party is when someone's kid has a birthday party. I get the kid a gift and then me and the other adults get shitfaced while kids run around screaming.

It sucks.

It's because I have no friends.

>not 1 2 shove it up your ass
You should come to my parties then ;)

Btw, I'm gay.

Keep posting anime girls, user. Maybe one day they'll become your girlfriends.

Is that Darlene from Roseanne?

PNW! Though I've been to SLC and fuck your overly wide streets and also the horrible naming system

Then your parents clearly started your life fucked up by giving you such an improper name.

Every wonder why that is?

>being over 11 and owning anything video game related

>the only time I party is when someone's kid has a birthday party.

How old are you?

>the autistic chinese cartoon poster without any arguments decided to show up to fag up the place.

Fucking finally.

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Nah, it's because I'm unlikable. I'm really bad at talking to people and have a hard time finding common ground.

>Being over 7 and owning a computer

> Being such a loser to the point where you no longer care what anyone thinks about you

Must be liberating.

I'm gonna pick up so many chicks on the bus home with this

>gonna hook switch up to the back of the seat in front of me
>gonna be playan some Bomberman
>qt gril is gonna come down the aisle and see me chilling out with an empty seat next to me
>gonna wink at her and motion my head for her to take a seat
>gonna make her wet as she sees me slide off the red joycon for her
>gonna play the entire ride home
>gonna get her number and make her my gf

ever wonder that that is maybe because you rather stay inside playing nintendo than going out, meeting people and developing said social skills?

funny, i could say the same to you
basically everyone i know would rather play mario kart than madden
especially girls
ever wonder why you don't have a girlfriend?

Being 7 ever.

Nah I was just a spergy loser in grade school so I didn't have any friends, so I never learned how to make more friends growing up.

THIS
BASED NINTENDGOAT

At least you have realistic standards for what you consider cute. The other anons here want tens when all they could get is an autistic 5 or normal 3.

wow, he does indeed look like King Harlaus.
Long may he live!

godspeed user, dont let the nintendo dream die.

Karen is beautiful. Do NOT make fun of Karen

>funny, i could say the same to you
Except you can't user.
>basically everyone i know would rather play mario kart than madden
That's true, children and man children alike rather play colorful games than anything to do with sports.
>especially girls
land whales don't count user
>ever wonder why you don't have girlfriend.
No i don't because I have one.

Nice try though, 8/10 for effort.

>implying you won't be automatically surrounded by fat autistic neckbeards who won't get the hint.

Are nintenbros this delusional?

Is this Scubs guy?

>Nah I was just a spergy loser in grade school so I didn't have any friends,

Your parents are to blame then.

>That's true, children and man children alike rather play colorful games than anything to do with sports.
literally everyone would rather play kart you doofus

Yeah probably I vaguely remember whining about nobody liking me when I was a in third grade or some shit and my dad was like "Nah they like you just fine" and I was like "I guess". They always seemed pretty delusional about my whole situation.

this doggo is definitely one of the good guys

this is the reality, this image sums up this whole thread, you can't deny it, you're seen as a bunch of pathetic manchildren and nothing you say will change this fact.

>playing video games at a party
>playing sports video games
>not playing drunken football with that boys
>not having a drunken bisexual orgy

0/10 would not party with.

>literally
I tend to ignore people who use the term literally.

>implying I would want to party with some sweaty neckbeard who can't leave his video games for one night.

Yeah, you'd be doing me a favor by not partying with me.

are you seriously making the claim right now that normies would rather play madden than mario kart at a party?

>I tend to ignore people who use conventional slang
yeah you seem like the type that goes to parties lmao

>can't read the color green apparently

Okay faggot.

i really like that image

Sort of? I hosted a party and a bunch of us turned 1-2 snitch into a drinking game. I was gonna return that piece of shit game but they all seemed to really enjoy it so whatever.

context of the photo?

literally autistic

she's a solid 6/10
would bang

This is now a Switch dog thread

>Bring some fighting games to party
>2 hours in and the police had to be called
>One guy gets arrested
>Never see him again
>The stick he broke was never replaced

>high-estrogen servile males roleplaying as functional humans
zozz

No

>implying normies would even want to play your dumbass video games instead of drinking and playing drinking games

Fucking autists get out more often, make friends.

Fuck.

You know you love it

Maybe when Puyo Puyo Tetris is out.

>nintenigger
>make friends
choose one

>you'll never BE Karen
It hurts to live.

>he thinks normies don't play video games
jesus dude, when was the last time you went outside or spoke to another human being... in real life?

we don't want your retarded forced shit in here.

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>this post is conveniently ignored by nintenbutthurts.

Reality depresses people.

>I'm angry because I'm not getting any (You)s

(You)

>tfw found old copy of Blue Rescue Team from childhood
>feel awkward as shit playing it in public

Pitiful attempt
>Nigs
>Playing FIFA
You're an idiot

AAAYYOOO JAMAAL WE FINNA HIT UP THE GASNGO TO GRAB SOME SQUARES N SOME 40S, GETCHYO ASS OUT DA HOUSE FAGBOI I JUST GOT DAT NEW 2K N SHEEEIT

>tfw no cute karen gf

I brought it to work, because someone wanted to try out Zelda. Me and some co-workers ended up playing KoF98 and Snipperclips through break.

Only place I've played it so far is on the bus. I've used it probably 5 or 6 times so far, and I've been approached by two separate smelly neckbeards who wanted to play it

Please don't ask to see my stuff on a bus if I don't know you. I'm not gonna let you play Zelda, especially if you smell bad

Seriously, Quentin is old news. Nobody finds it funny or original anymore.

>tfw no qt autistic gf at all
Why?

>semi-muscular black guy
>tfw no one will play with me
young black guys are approachable, old black guys are approachable, but not middle aged trashman looking black guys
shit sucks

Funny how Quentin used to be a laughing stock and now people use his images unironically.

>Have you been a Karen with your Switch yet?
No.

>Why not?
I don't go to parties.

I play with my girlfriend in the kitchen when we're cooking. A quick match of Puyo Puyo or King of Fighters is great while cooking.

Since when do pavement apes play fifa?

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