What is the Ulysses of video games? That is to say, a game that is:
>overly pretentious >plot so ""deep"" only a liar would claim to understand it >praised by pseudo-intellectuals as the greatest work of fiction ever made >seen by intellectuals as thoroughly mediocre >horrible pacing >unlikable protagonist >epic meta "humor"
Landon Miller
You knew this was an MGS2 thread before you even started it.
Jonathan Richardson
The first third of Ulysses is legit.
Benjamin Kelly
Morrowind
Xavier Baker
Deus Ex
Samuel Hernandez
>>overly pretentious >>plot so ""deep"" only a liar would claim to understand it >>praised by pseudo-intellectuals as the greatest work of fiction ever made >>seen by intellectuals as thoroughly mediocre >>horrible pacing >>unlikable protagonist >>epic meta "humor"
you're thinking of finnegans wake, user
Jordan Diaz
Oh, god, don't even pretend people on this board have actually read the book, you pathetic shitface.
Brandon Diaz
read Ulysses again when you aren't fourteen OP
Juan Morales
I tried to read it in high school when I was in my autistic "While you were chasing girls I was studying the blade" phase. Even back then I knew it was fucking garbage.
Isaac Wilson
I don't think there is one. At least not one that's remotely mainstream. Video games take too many people to make to get into the kind of 'so deep oneupsmanship' that authors can indulge in.
Dylan Morales
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Adrian Baker
Don't blame pseuds for your own plebbiness. Ulysses isn't even close to difficult. Finnegans Wake is what you're thinking of, and that is still a great book from the two pages I've read of it.
So, I guess, Dwarf Fortress. Or Aurora. >OMG user you're playing THAT GAME? It's so difficult hehe losing is fun losing is fun losing is fun carp elephants (I read this on reddit) xD Fuck off You really were autistic.
Asher Brown
Fallout New Vegas, and not just because of that one guy's name is also Ulysses
Isaac Williams
> MGS2 is deep or complex Hello my pleneian friend
Jason Nelson
C'mon, Finnegans Wake just shouldn't have been published. It was just an extremely elaborate meta-shitpost, to the degree that Joyce even forgot what the initial point of it was. It's not suitable for throughout reading, that would be like enjoying a BRAP pasta. You just skim through, mildly amused that someone took their time to write all this shit out.
Chase Moore
Pathologic
Parker Ross
Sure, user, everyone's as -- no, everyone SHOULD be as lazy as you.
Isaac Gomez
>plot so ""deep"" only a liar would claim to understand it You wot, mate? The "plot" is simple in Ulysses. I mean, there isn't really much plot. What's difficult are references to existing and historical people/events/places and just comprehending what you read.
This. Then it just stops being fun.
But seriously, what is a game that's considered good, maybe even "art", perhaps with a good story/characters, but made in a way that makes enjoying it impossible and it's a chore to even play it? Because that could be our Ulysses.
Asher Carter
EYE
Jaxon Ortiz
> he didn't read the novel that details one single event in the Iliyad (delivering Hector's corpse to Achillies) stretched over 230 pages.
Leo Murphy
undertale
Christian Green
I've read through it tho. I just think it's a fucking retarded, if fun, book. Not everyone has the same opinion as you.
Chase Harris
sounds like a Yoko Taro game
Isaac Ross
Undertale.
Alexander Long
Dark Souls is the first thing to come to mind. It even has that "overexaggerated reputation for normie-filtering while simultaneously being wildly popular" thing OP's yammering about. And you are wrong to have that opinion, user ;)
Henry Robinson
Metal Gear Solid 3
Gavin Diaz
Ulysses is good, and video games's Ulysses is Braid.
John Turner
Pathologic is pure Russian classic literature. >Opinions >Wrong Stop posting any day. Also, Any classic Russian lit>>European lit>>>>>Power gap>>"American" lit. You are bottom of the barrel, burgers, deal with it.
Anthony Ross
>talking about James Joyce >swerves to shit-talk Americans
Jeremiah Miller
You can argue about opinions you dumb motherfucker. What do you even think this board -- this site -- is founded on? Or literary criticism, for that matter. Or a e s t h e t i c philosophy.
I'm not a burger and I don't disagree with your ranking.
Nathaniel King
back to sosach
James Bell
James Joyce's letters to his wife are his greatest works. They're fucking incredible.
Logan Cox
Pidorashques don't actually like Russian lit though It's predominantly Western hipsters who do so
Jace Morris
russians are literally subhumans. the usa is known for its writers. you can't take that away from us you fucking non white piece of shit
Levi Long
>I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also haha
Jack Green
monkey cocksuckers Erry fucking time I fucking do this. It's a stupid fucking retardation where I genuinely somehow forget that Joyce was just Irish, not American Irish. Also, what's with Joyce shitposting on Sup Forums these last few days? Is it a grand new meem?
Ethan Roberts
None of your writers are remotely as good as Dostoevsky. You can take Tolstoy, he's just about as much of a whiny pseudo-christian moralfag as you reatards like.
Brandon Murphy
*sips decaf soy latte* ahhh
Christian Morris
/ourguy/
Ian Young
So, shitty hipster, you don't have an argument? Good to know. I hope your latte is filled with nigger semen.
Brayden Jackson
Big surprise, people were disgusting fetishists even back then.
>Pathologic >a game that's considered good, maybe even "art", perhaps with a good story/characters, but made in a way that makes enjoying it impossible and it's a chore to even play it Hmm.
Even old Drakengards and Nier 1 don't have gameplay bad enough.
>Dark Souls People play it mainly for gameplay though. And a lot of normies like it.
That could be right, but Braid has a fun gameplay.
What about Nabokov? I wouldn't call him a moralfag.
Also, you're both retarded, if you can only enjoy one country's/continent's literature.
William King
no, there's nothing of value in that series.
Hunter Stewart
Lol tolstoy is better than dostoevsky
Xavier Gonzalez
>Even old Drakengards don't have gameplay bad enough. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
Liam Ward
Taro games
Robert Ross
>People play it mainly for gameplay though. Fuck no. Vaati made his career off the sodeep lore. >And a lot of normies like it. Exactly.
You wouldn't call Nabokov a moralfag? He wasn't actually advocating for paedophilia you know. >okay so first I'll make a 2d cardboard cutout of a character >wait wait it needs to be "realistic"... >I'll give it a neat little quirk that's *just so like us!* Haha, that old commander really enjoys shouting, haha. >I'm a genius. Tolstoi is a hack.
Lincoln Collins
The Witcher 3 hits every mark, except maybe the meta factor.
Jeremiah Richardson
At least I don't think I had as little fun playing them as I did reading the second half of Ulysses.
But normies don't like Ulysses. They just pretend they read it.
Aiden Murphy
>has no idea what good literature is >doesn't know Russia has top lit >pretends to be knowledgeable on an anonymous imageboard I doubt you're even American. In fact, I think you're a fellow shitposting slav. Lolno. Enjoy your moralfaggotry instead of an epilogue for 150 pages. Nabokov is as tight as delish lolita pussy, but his short form is seriously better than his novels. The guy was a revolutionary of writing form, but his thematic structure in bigger works is often lacking. Also, I enjoy all the literature I can get my hands on, I just think Americans overpraise their authors. Yes, guys, we know you had a lot of cool guys from 19th century onwards. Please, educate yourself about the rest of the world, we've got a lot of stuff too. It's something Americans often do with art, saying shit like "movies didn't get good before Welles and moviebrats made them good". This shit is enraging.
Andrew Hill
the plot isn't really pretentious or deep, and Geralt isn't particularly unlikable
Brody Lee
What is the Ulysses of music, TV, cinema? Oh wait, comparing media is fucking stupid.
Luke Anderson
It was wildly popular when it came out. Plus, I'd bet a lot of the people who buy DS don't finish it. >plot user...
James Butler
For me it's the McChicken
Connor Brooks
FW = Trout Mask Replica though
Liam Martinez
are you saying Witcher 3 doesn't have a plot? Because that's objectively false.
Brody Ramirez
Last Year at Marienbad, if you want the "lolsodeep" comparison OP tried to make. Ulysses is actually pretty okay, it's just been overpraised by deranged literature critics.
Logan James
that honestly would be A-ok by me, as long as it's not meta shit
it's ok to explore deeper themes but the moment you start going meta is when i stop supporting it, unless you were aiming at it from the start and it doesn't feel like an asspull (it's consistent throughout)
keep your shit contrived, if witcher 3 is like that then i might actually play it
not him and i havent played witcher 3, but maybe he's saying other elements of the narrative that's not the plot that hits the shit he's saying
Kevin Fisher
You and that poster both seem to agree that MGS2 isn't deep, so why did you call him a "pleneian"?
Nolan Fisher
You know nothing of true myth-fanfiction horror.
>what if those maids who slept with the suitors were all geniuses and literally perfect people and Odyssesus was EBIL >what if I add an epilogue chapter taking place in a theoretical women's studies class and go to the effort to make up a grumbling man in the audience just so he can be laughed at and mocked to validate my own points more.
Nolan Harris
Geralt is extremely unlikable. He's just a shallow cunt with no development or personality beyond whichever arbitrary decision you make for him that lasts a whole one line of dialogue.
Also the plot goes full-blown time/reality hopping and space apocalypse in the final act. It's pretentious as fuck and thinks it's a Godsend for having 450,000 lines of absolute shit writing. It's pretentious because CDPR and that smug retard at the helm are pretentious.
Caleb Ramirez
OP: >plot so ""deep"" only a liar would claim to understand it MGS2 raises interesting questions but isn't complex at all, unless you consider Inception or Matrix to be deep too.
Sebastian Peterson
Russians are good, but even in the 19th century, their best, the english put out a better body of literature. The Russians devoured english novels, and both tolstoy and dostoevsky revered dickens. American lit rivaled russian lit in that century with hawthorne, melville, poe, emerson, thoreau, whitman, and twain. But in the twentieth century no country put out a better body of fiction than the americans. In addition to all the great modernists (fitzgerald, hemingway, faulkner, dos passos, gaddis) and postmodernists (pynchon, delillo, roth, barth, barthelme, coover) and others (updike, mccarthy, mailer, kerouac, burroughs), they also invented crime fiction (hammett, chandler, woolrich) and put out some of the best sci-fi. You cant list the best novelists after 1945 without naming a bunch of americans. They simply took the novel over. Poetry is another story.
Samuel Smith
I fucking hate Atwood so much reeeeeeeeeee
I'm not even a frothing anti-SJW she's just so shit. It did get referenced by Pynchon. >450,000 lines of absolute shit writing See: most SFF
Julian Ortiz
Can anyone giive me an example of an intelligent person who doesn't like Ulysses?
Adam Jones
Just look at all the anons in this thread ;)
Carson Roberts
After some research I only found a reference to MGS1 and one character is a kojicuck.
Alexander Fisher
What? Do you demand more from our glorious muse Tommy Pinecone? Disgusting...
Mason Clark
Sup Forums - Classic Literature Also, Pinecone is a fucking degenerate with no skill.
Owen Ross
It's not pronounced Pinch-uhn?
Owen Sanchez
It's a meme. I always say it as Pine-chown, because fuck it.
Isaac Collins
You're the kinda guy who pronounces Camus Cah-moo
Alexander Hughes
Youre seriously dismissing tolstoy as "moralfaggotry" and lauding dostoevsky? Dostoevsky was the ultimate moralist. All his novels are about how the evil nihilist atheists are gonna destroy Russia because they have no morals. Its what crime and punishment is about - raskolnikov is an atheist who commits murder because he wanted to prove to himself he was a "great man" unlimited by conventional morality, and at the end hes reading the gospels in prison, headed for salvation. Tolstoy was way less of a dogmatic writer than dostoevsky. He became religious late in life and wrote some moral fables, but his great novels were written much earlier, and they are not moral tales. They simply capture life. Nothing escapes tolstoy. He noticed everything, every little gesture people made, every facial expression, every subtle feeling. Anna karenina is about everything: men, women, children, politics, birth, death, marriage, adultery, the city, the country. To read anna karenina and dismiss it as moralizing just because levin has a conversion experience at the end (a lame ending) misses the totality of tolstoy's work. Dostoevsky didnt have this sense of proportion, he was obsessive. Every novel hes railing against the new generation, the atheists who had no morals. And even in translation they read like they were written in haste because they always were. He was always gambling his money away and writing on deadlines to make it back. Tolstoy was a better writer, a better psychologist, had a broader view of life, and to get back to the whole reason i started writing this- way, way less of moralizer than freaking dostoevsky.
Austin Williams
>Last Year at Marienbad idk if they are rly that similar