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I'm sure this will be a wonderful thread that won't end up being about

1) House Prices
2) Immigration to the USA
3) The conservative leadership race

>A FUCKING LEAF

leaf rangeban when

haha that was me. Can't believe someone screencapped that.

>Everyone who didn't come in 2014 is Canadian
>not shitposting Sup Forums right wing politics means you are breaking some rule
?

We're not all bad. Just most.

Better than Australia.

>Canada manages to change its flag to something unique to them
>Australia forever basically a colony using someone elses flag

They're almost as bad as the 50 states who don't get to use their flags, or Quebec or Scotland.

Prove that Canucks are even slightly worse posters than Burgers.

Burgers aren't real.

Yeah nah.
Day of the rake soon, leaf.

Shortly after you ban the entirety of the east and west coasts and Hawaii

Reminds me of when Sup Forums got flags in 2012. All the yurop vs murrica shitposting was started by australians.

You fuckers can have a laugh at this, but I actually live in Canada.

FUUUUUUUUUUCK

>Not pirating

>A small house in Toronto costs a million dollars.
>I dream of moving down south, purely for the weather, fuck having winter 2/3rds of the year
>Fuck that cuck the millennials and women voted in

Also I buy all my video games from key sites. Most I ever pay for a game is around 60 Canada bucks.

Flags remain pointless until we actually use sub-flags

>XD ALL BURGERS ARE THIS WAY
California is liberal as fuck and is bigger in population than Canada.

I'm moving to the states as soon as someone will get me a visa.

The games I'm generally looking for I can find on Amazon cheaper. Got Persona 5 Steel Book Edition for $39. It sucks not being able to grab something decent at retail any more, but if you know where to look you're generally okay.

My shitposting brothers and sisters of the Great White North, post in this thread where you are from, what you are playing and your favorite part about Canada

>Regina
>Resident Evil 4
>all the free healthcare to forever shitpost into old age

I'm doing the exact opposite. I'm moving to Canada from the states.

For what purpose?

>Edmonton
>shitposting
>all those warm moments in between the snow

get me oooout

Why are you moving?

Proxyfags trying to defile the leaf

Dumbest thing you can do.

I want to make more money as a programmer, I want to pay less for games, and I want to stop being bullied on Sup Forums

FUCKING LEAFS aren't people so there is nothing wrong with treating them like animals

No, living in the US would be that. I hate this place and the people who live here.

>Ontario
>Nier: Automata
>Fucking nothing.

Our heathcare isn't fucking free. We pay into it through our taxes and because of that we don't have to pay for simple hospital visits, but good luck surviving the wait when we have only one doctor working at a time, five are on smoke break, and the rest have gone to the stats where they get paid more.

Seriously, I went to the hospital at 1 am and didn't get to meet with the doctor until 5 am. And all he did was perscribe me shit that I had to PAY FOR ANYWAY.

See you in 10 years I guess? You aren't getting a visa to steal American jobs.

Fuck you, I'm getting there one way or the other.

Once trump bans the indians I'm sure it will be easier.

>Rural Alberta
>Banjo-Kazooie/Tooie
>general lack of pests

>"free" health care
>vision and dental not included

you're a fucking loser, bro. you'll be a loser in canada too

>Kelowna
>Breath of the Wild
>healthcare. I know it's cliche, but after living in the US for a year it's nice to know that a fucking doctor visit where they don't even do anything no longer costs $300 USD

He's banning all foreigners, not le ethno shit, since that is illegal. You aren't getting in.

Meanwhile I can walk into your country because my mother shit me out in America but she was born in Canada.

I mean you'd be a loser in North Korea as well. I'd still rather not live in North Korea.

Delta
Pokemon ORAS
Nature

>Montreal Please don't stone me, I swear I'm not one of them.
>Bayonetta
>Economic collapse. In all seriousness though, the food here's pretty great.

No, he's actually not.

Look at his changes to the H1B program.

and you're a legitimate mental retard. honestly if i was as stupid as you i would shoot myself. how do you live with being a subhuman?

Please, I like america!

>A fuckin leaf

Nobody likes a suck up

Will legalizing weed be enough of an economic boost to save us from inflation?
Obligatory DUDE LMAO WEED etc

>Lethbridge (I hate Canada, but I hate all people so fucking fuck it fuck)
>GTA IV because this generation of games is dogshit.
>Not having to worry about being shot/no niggers

Fuck SJWs. I hope Trump keeps all of his promises, the son-of-abitch.

Betty Boop, what a dish.

DAY OF THE RAKE RIGHT NOW

>Toronto
>Witcher 2
>The fact we elected a substitute drama teacher (the fuck?)

Probably, but won't help all the rapefugees from getting some of that white canadian poossay

That's pretty obviously a joke.

so since this is a shit Sup Forums slide thread, what is this fetish called? sensual tummy rubbing?

We need to have some sort of Battle Royale scenario where only the strongest survive and get to immigrate here. Then we should open up walled off ghettos in the middle of frozen nowhere for them be wrangled up and lived in, with regular purging a la Schindler's List. I could get behind that. Fuck you all. I could kick the shit out of most of you pussyfoot American cucks.

Qui est un Canadien Français ici?
Bilingual people are the literal master race desu.

is this actually a thing?

>He's banning all foreigners, not le ethno shit
The courts seem to disagree :^)

Toronto was range banned from Sup Forums for a while

I don't know but I want to drug up a girl and rub her tummy until she orgasms now

I was actually curious about all they hype people are making about this.

He's not actually limiting immigration at all, all he's doing is cutting off the three indian outsourcing firms abusing the system.

Seems fair desu

>Calgary
>VtM:Redemption
>pic related

>Edmonton
>NV/FO4
>Timmies

That's a pretty straight forward sarcastic joke.

That gave me a massive boner.

>"Free" health care
>Get taxed for dental/vision

>Halifax
>Starsector
>beautiful environment, not too crowded, muh healthcare

She shows her tits in that shitty Dave and Mike need Wedding Dates movie

Has there ever been a worse prime minister than Justin Trudeau?

Literally all he's done so far is dance with poo-in-loos, kiss the ass of other politicians, and import 50,000 syrian terrorists right into our country. Is he secretly trying to destroy Canada?

Yes.

I WANT TO FUCK SUGAR

Carlos and Sugar were best hosts desu

>Browntown
>Nier, Boxboy
>Nothing help me, the weeds not even legal yet dont believe the hype

Ontario
Yakuza Zero
Up north ontario has nice forests and lakes but the GTA sucks. Also hamilton is full of indians

Toronto
Fallout 2
Literally nothing about this city is good, I fucking hate it. I'm only here for the jobs

>Has there ever been a worse prime minister than Justin Trudeau?
Wasn't there once a Parti Quebecois PM?

Link?

>Carlos is still hosting 10 years after Sugar left
>Sugar left in 2007
>It's been a decade since Sugar left

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Oh yeah, you found jobs here in Toronto? They all seem to be taken by shitskins and chinamen. My last job was literally all pakistanis, chinese,sri lankans, muslims, and other undesirables. I was the only white person there, I'm not even joking.

>unique
>a
>fucking
>LEAF

>Nelson
>just started playing hyper light drifter
>the fact that I can easily buy weed from a store, and also the dirtbike and mountain bike trails in my region

it'd be nice if all of this rain would fuck off though

mods plz dont ban

>Toronto
>Overwatch I guess
>I want a job but something not hard.

I wonder if he's caught in contract hell or if he just enjoys it.

Either way, I'm sure he's making beaucoup Canuck bucks.
Also REEEEE LOGO CHANGE

Toronto has good food and bars

Well tonight was the day of the rake after all.

>Burnaby
>Silent Hill 3 and Titanfall 2
>At least knowing your family owns a large apartment in a comfy town like Abotsford for when the housing crisis spills out of Vancouver and into the entire province

The housing prices are shameful if you arent planning on renting and actually want to own land.

>2017
>Being canadian

Seriously just fucking kill yourself

Since we're talking about the Zone, it's time to answer the ultimate question.
Teletoon or YTV?

ytv in its prime.

Ontario is full of indians my dude

>Windsor
>MHGen
>Rocky Mountains

>obviously rolls with the joke
>YOU SEE!
Americans are so fucking dumb.

alrightareeno neighbour to the south!

9 year old me would've be ecstatic to hear he'd one day see Sugar's sugars. ;)))

I live a better life than you just by being Canadian lel

YTV is the only answer
>Family channel subhumans post on this board

YTV at night, Teletoon just for shows that aired at night.

Did anyone actually watch Teletoon Retro or Family channel though?

Not where I am from.

I have literally only seen them in Toronto and Hamilton.

>ywn never go back to the Gundam, Inuyasha, Full Metal Alchemist lineup YTV used to have on Friday nights

WHY FUCKING LIVE

How else was I supposed to watch dave the barbarian and Recess?