Nothing wrong with Kotaku

Human gamers like me like to read articles written by other human gamers, and not mindless robots. Unlike other gamer news sources, Kotaku has real human commentary included within the news article.
>kotaku.com/thanks-for-the-shoutout-prey-1794708577
>Next Friday, Arkane Austin will release their newest game, Prey, closing the loop on a minor four-year meta-story involving that studio and me.
Any other source would not write an interesting article with this, which is not limited to just the game itself, but the people surrounding it as well.
If you cannot enjoy a Kotaku article, you are probably just like the mindless robots that write for other sites, unable to have an opinion and only being able to report facts.
>b-but, Kotaku is a gaming site, why go further than that! I just want to read the gaming news!
Who said it was just for video game news? Kotaku has the word "otaku" in it which means it can include articles on Jap culture.

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>unironically linking to kotaku

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>Human gamers

as a crab gamer I disagree with your statements

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Just add it to your Windows HOSTS file.

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>human gamers
I identify as an ethereal gamer, you nigger faggot

>Shitaku has fallen so far they now need to shill on Sup Forums
My fucking sides! What's the matter, Patrick, Twitch and YouTube stealing too many of your precious clicks?

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those are not me

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Kotaku is that normie friend who pretends to be a weeaboo because nobody talks to him. Knows nothing what is saying and then you stop seeing him a few years and then comes back from studying some liberal art school and talks nothing but misogyny, diversity and censorship, whilke watching lets plays because games are too hard

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Why isn't it dead yet?

>kotaku
pastebin that shit