Why does a robot need a nice ass?

Why does a robot need a nice ass?

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why do you need a neckbeard and deplorable hygiene

this game is total and utter trash.
I'm so glad I didn't fall for this shitty meme

So you can fuck it.

It doesn't need a nice ass.
Why wouldn't you want a robot with a nice ass though?

Because its made after the human image. And humans need nice asses.

To attract the opposite sex.

to appeal to weebs and sell more copies

Why do you need to project?

The robot needs big motors move fast. The motors are located in that region.

You either bought the game and did fall for it, or didn't and have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

Because 2b needs to be fully functional in case she finds any surviving humans and needs to repopulate the speces

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

To protect himself from succubi.

Look at all these miserable normie automatafags who jumped onto taroshit because of it, there's your answer.

wrong question
it should be why don't more robots have a nice ass?

>Prithee, m'Lady, might I throw my gaze upon your rumpscuttle?
>Yes, my dear, inch those court appearance trousers down to revel thy magnificent can
>Oh my indeed
>On first glimpse, mine heart leaps in rapture
>What is that over there, schnuckums?
>*Teleports behind you*
>Alas, I am closer, and with bottoms-bared you are vulnerable to my stealth attack
>*Crouches down at lightning speed*
>Why, greetings, fair arse. Might I withdraw a whiff?
>A gentleman cannot help but notice the arresting nature your curvature sports
>You are an arse that began its journey in full rosiness and pert quality
>However, blessed buttocks, like a daffodil that has been ravaged by slugs, you are now an arse that sags in a permanent frown, your crack housing a dark-grey fartdriller, permanently pungent
>The hands of the clock have not been kind, dearest arse, however you must now be ready for my hands, which I assure you.. will be... most kind...
>*Playful chortle*
>That's it, reveal yourself to me
>*Wedges buttockflaps apart, slowly, as the clagnut speckled hairs pull on each other and eventually snap apart, letting out a strong scent of rotting chicken and stale piss*
>*SNIFF*
>You did not disappoint me, my lower-class lovebug. It is a powerful aroma.. Thou hast revealed Thy favors and Thy bounties
>*SNIFF*
>Like the first guft of wind as you open a packet of sliced ham!
>Come on lass, you know what I require
>SQUEEEELDGE BOOOOOOOOOR BITOW POW POW BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP BRAP BRAP BROOOOOOOOARRRRRRRRRRRRQUUUOP

>normies don't like nice asses

so that stupid weebshits and waifu-nerds will buy the game.

Taro is a fucking sell out.

why can robots have fake sex and fake pregancies

To stand up straight

2B is probably one of the most modest girls Taro ever did.
That ass is there for Nines alone.

she's literally a sex doll

People who love big asses need to be gassed

POST THE SFM PORN GODDAMMIT

change "require" to "desire"

because it's not a west robot

it doesn't

but then again there's no need for you to be here either

>there were no sexy animu whores before Automata

He's right though, Taro is trash-tier from Drakengard 3 just like Kojima

Androids were created by humans appael to humans. They represent the perfect male/female, according to the vainity of the creator themselfs.

Point to where I said that, fucking taro cock sucker. Taro and Kojima cock suckers have quite a lot in common.

You see, I don't have a problem with sexy characters. They simply do have to make sense and should be properly written.

Like for example Eva from MGS3.
Or Kainé from NieR.

Those are not weebshit nor waifu characters.

And there were no sexy character in general before taro. The funny thing is that this game has basically no fanservice, that charadesign became a meme and that's it. Truly something that justifies rabid shitposting about gaming ruined forever and ever, omfg someone needs to stop it, please pope fracensco, send all them to hell with your nun army.

>things I like: not weeb shit

Okay, so you have autism. Thank you for letting me know.

The ass-character is supposed to be a COMBAT android. In a world without humans (not even implying that a sexy combat android would make sense if there were humans around).

But I guess that totally makes sense because you see the machines[tm] are simply retarded and brain dead and try to pander to the invisible player, who is mentally retarded and who doesn't care about plot or characters or anything at all but simply wants to see a sexy waifu. GOTY 10/10 must-buy-now.

kys

Because clearly the creators expected it to get into a couple of situations involving CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG

>t. someone with a very bad reading disability.

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they're emulating humans

Or he pirated it, like I did. And yeah, it's shit.

Because Taro likes girls.

>weebshit = things I don't like
Make up your mind and decide on what weebshit means, dumbass.

>grrr too hot, can't take seriously
It's no one's fault but your own that you're a horny animal.

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in case you guys can't read

The hell? How does fucking kaine's design make more sense than 2b's ? How the hell can you seriously type that eve was a less sexualized character than 2b when her sexual appeal when she was a fucking bond girl whose main point was throwing sexual appeal at the player?
You didn't play automata and you no idea of what you are talking about.

In case they actually meet a human so they can fug

no reason is needed

>totally no fan service
yeah right.
no "fan service". The game is literally wank material. That's the only thing that it somewhat delivers and that's why it sells. And that's what you morons always call "fan service" instead of being honest and calling it $60 wank material.

Holy shit, I would call it "fan service" when there are tons of references and secrets for actual fans. Not this cheap ass shit. If I wanted a good wank, I would simply look for it on the internet and pay $0 instead. Good god.

If you were going to make robots that were to appear human, why would you make them ugly?

If you had the chance to make them appealing why would you do anything else?

You almost had a point, but then you had to ruin it by being a fuckin dumbass.
Combat for androids has nothing to do with apparance, because they have frames and muscles way stronger then they appear. It literally doen not matter how they look, so they look like attractive females, because they were created by people android or human to be attractive.
But from the usage of the tired meme response "kys" tells me they you are mentally retarded anyways, so will not understand a word I say.

wow, great comeback. What an argument.

I'm an adult, who doesn't pay $60 for wank material, because wank material is free on the internet, you fucking moron.

You know that what you are doing is like getting rabidly angry at tales of series for having over the top designs, right?
And in this case is much worse since the designs are actually very well balanced.

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Because it looks cool

Why DOESN'T a robot need a nice ass?

Dude, I have just stated a fact, and you are showing how you didn't even play the game. Once again, why are you getting so fucking angry and emotionally unstable about a game you didn't even touch? Are you a emotional unstable girl that needs to vent her anger over something by chance? I can't find a less retarded explaination.

>t. taro cock sucker
play the fucking NieR game, you fucking moron.

And I didn't write that Eva was a less sexualized character, you fucking idiot.
I said Eva's character was properly written and it all made sense. She wasn't sexy to simply just pander to weebshits.

>a fucking bond girl
>t. I haven't played MGS3

Because if they weren't hot as fuck people would forget this game even existed in mere seconds

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
keep on sucking taro's cock, fucking weebshit degenerate.

>thinks I don't like are weebshit

Amazing how you associate buzzwords so easily.

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Once again, we are spectators to the never ending clash between weeaboo fanboys and angry Europeans.
This is the true peak of Sup Forums

The REAL question is why not?

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Of you were building something after the human form wouldn't you want it to be beautiful?

Are you retarded?

For the most important of all the reasons:

It expands the dong of Donkey Kong

where do u think the main motor is?

Give me 3 reasons why robots shouldn't have nice tits and ass

because androids from station are meant to look like gods from above for on-ground hobo-androids. morale boost and shit

They're machines of war

i pirated and will buy it. i really enjoy it, just wish the port was better

>its trash

lol hardly

I did, while you clearly didn't. The fact that you must resort to try to make eve look like such an amazing character is just hilarious. At least you didn't try to justify fucking kaine's design, thank you.
And no, the point is that no matter if you like 2b or not, she had her own characterization and story that literally had nothing to do with fablnsetvice sex apoeal, which can't be said about tons and tons of other characters. it's really a fucking poor scapegoat to use as excuse for an anti fanservice crusader, the fact that her design become a meme for meme starving idiots can't magically change the game itself, but keep raging at a meme while shitting on the game for no reason.

>port was better
is there any reason to hate on port except upscaling and performance issues that are solved with this little fan-made library override?

Say what now

Machines of war should be sexy.

Because Taro threatened to fire them if the ass wasn't perfect.

>I'm an adult
>get assblasted in an imageboard
top kek

why do you need to resort to ad hominem when you're incapable of making an argument

Why not?

do you think people would still talk about this game if it wasn't filled with sexy and mysterious robots?

Machines of war should be ironclad giants with cannons everywhere.
How are you supposed to scare your enemies otherwise.

What imperative does a grey box have to interact with another grey box?

No

Getting triggered by sex appeal has always been a repressed loser thing.

They're machines of war, they'll scare the enemy by blowing them to kingdom come. At least a sexy robot could potentially lower their guard.

It's more for distraction purposes.

Are you fucking serious? Did you even read my post? Actually, never mind my post, are you aware that you are shitting on a game you don't know anything about only because a fucking design got lewd fanarts? If porn fanarts are enough to turn you into a crusader, it's better if train your body and mind a lot before starting your holy campaign , you will have have to fight again countless games. Good luck, but, please, next time try to start from a more reasonable scapegoat.

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nice asses are always welcome

this is a good post

>waifuing 2b
FUCKING LMAO PLEBS
pic related is true patrician taste

You don't need distraction if you can unload 200 cannons in their face

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because they're made by humans
and humans like nice butts

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**I suction cup my mouth to her bare anus cavity, when suddenly**

*BBBRRAAAAAPPPPP*

**A transfer of her intestinal gas right into my mouth and down my throat**

*GULP*

**I try to pull my head away to gasp for air but she won't let me, she reaches behind her and forces the back of my head between her ass cheeks more**

*BRRRAAPP BRAAAPP BRAAAAAAAAPPPPPP PRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT*

**This definitely was more than just air being passed, I felt wet chunks blown in the back of my throat as she forcefully made me swallow them with my mouth still glued to her asshole**

*BRRAAAAAPPP PRRRRRRTTTTT HHUUUUUUPAAAAAAGHAUSHUFHSSGSD*

>"Oh yea baby you like that, don't you little fuck boi, huh? Whos your mommy? That's right, I'm your mommy, now it's time for baby fuck boi to get his protein in. Open wide"

**She said to me aggressively, as she forced another one out**

*BRRRPPPRRRRRRRRRRBBBRRAAAAAPPPTTTAAATTTTRRRRRPPPTTTT*

**What tasted like a mustard pudding was ejected out of her colon. I threw up in my mouth from the taste, but she kept my head and mouth firmly lodged between her ass cheeks so nothing left my mouth. There was so escaping this one**

>"P-PLEASE! R-RELE-EASE ME!"

**I said with my mouth full of shit**

**She turned around, gave me a look like in pic related. And simply shook her head "NO!"**

**Fearing for my life, I swallowed her bowel movement, and she finally released me from her anus**

**GASPING FOR AIR**

>"So hows that for eating ass?"

Because these robots were designed by men.

Drossel is made for being lewd

Become as Gods, faggot.