Enter Username

>Enter Username

>enters a generic japanese female name

>put in some random word and a string of numbers if need be
The sooner you stop giving a fuck about trying to sound cool the better.

>Choose your character

>You can name your character
>It doesn't matter because no one calls you by your name

sasukebowser

pshhhh too easy

>username has been taken
>search up username profile
>last online: 9 years ago

>"We are in dire need of aid, save us xXxPussyTakerxXx."

And then I proceed to save them.

Spending time coming up with my own name which both sounds and looks good was time I'm glad I spent, because it's never taken and I'm never approached by people asking if it's some reference,.

>spend 14,000 eons thinking of name
>finally get one
>about to enter then think "nah thast not good"

sir+yourname backwards
Sir user becomes Nonaris

>I'm never approached by people asking if it's some reference
That the best part of naming your character though

>buy rainbow six siege
>need to make a uplay account
>name myself "RainbowSixDix"
>accidentally hold down shift for too long
>stuck with "RainbowSixDIx" forever now

whoa slow down there you crazy lunatic

>tfw have to change usernames all the time because none of them is good enough

...

>tfw have to pay expensive online shekels to change username

I can relate to this so much.
>tfw can't come upw with a catchy easy to remember username.
I nailed it down to this at least:
1.It should be only 2 syllables long
2.It should contain 2 words. One is adjective that must resemble some attribute (like Dark, Big, green whatever) and one is a noun


So far I cant come up with a good combination.

>Use the same name for everything
>get compliments all the time

>15 years of age
>DUDE WEED LMAO with friends
>they say they can close their eyes and 'dream' when they are really high
>they do it and describe what they see
>one 'dream' was "there's a purple hat that has a grey, glitchy digital word on it.... it says _______"
>7 letters, 2 vowels, starts with P ends in Z
>hey that sounds like a pretty good proper noun
>almost no results on google
>take it and use it as my username forever
Those were retarded times, almost 10 years ago. I'm glad I've never had to worry about usernames since though. I wish I could change my PSN, I went with PepNip and numbers for that, as in pepperoni nipples.

>Enters a random combination of consonants and vocals making a badass name