Revolver "Revolver Ocelot" Ocelot

Why does he have a completely different personality in every game he appears in?

because he's mentally ill

he is a genius

just like OP!

Because in every game he plays some type of double agent

hypnotic nano-parasites possessed by the spirit of Liquid

Secret agent for multiple governments. By the time Solid Snake enters the picture, he's in too deep. By the time he sees true Big Boss, he is pretty much crazy.

ONE MIND
DIVIDED INTO THREE
FOR EVERY PROBLEM
A PERSONALITY

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He was young and arrogant in 3
In V he grew older and tried to be serious because he has a huge hard-on for Big Boss and wanted his approval
After Big Boss "dies" he stops giving a fuck again and goes back to being snarky until death

He's too deep in the La Li Lu Le Lo

He betrays someone every other week, not even knows what kind of person he is anymore.

Well:
We have young, brash, arrogant Ocelot. (MGS3)
We have cool, confidant, adult Ocelot. (TPP)
We have the older, world-weary Ocelot. (MGS)
We have the "I have plans within plans within plans" Ocelot. (MGS2)
We have the "My brain is fucking fried from being a quintuple agent and hypnotising myself into believing Liquid's arm is taking my mind over" Ocelot. (MGS4)

So, it's just that he grew up and then went mad, basically.

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>Ocelot is so good at being a triple agent he tricked Sup Forums.
you just can't make this shit up!

He's a fucking quadruple agent

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>implying he wouldn't hypnotize himself to become the salt

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Do you think his evil arm has ever jacked him off without his consent?

His face change in every game too.

What WAS his endgame anyway?

I honestly can't even remember.

Honestly, I don't think even he knew by the end.

He is like Roger from American Dad

A sarcastic possibly gay alien?

Sounds like Ocelot to me

because Kojima is a fucking hack and his teenage fanbase will eat right up

Because he's a a fucking spy

Like wtf is wrong with you?

Because he's the biggest jew there ever is in MGSV
Faggot uses deception to manipulate everyone around him to get what he wants

He used Venom
He used Big Boss
He used Liquid
He used Solidus

Because he's not really Revolver Ocelot. He's Decoy Octopus

>He used Venom
Everyone did

Huey didn't.

He was just a cool guy trying to save the world from nuclear destruction.

>He used Big Boss
But literally the only thing he wanted in the end was for his husbando Big Boss back

Get back on the boat

FUCK HUEY
THERE HAS NEVER BEEN, NOR WILL THERE EVER BE, SOMEONE AS ABOMINABLE, DISGUSTING, PATHETIC, WRETCHED, ASININE, HISTRIONIC, NARCISSISTIC, OR AWFUL AS THAT PIECE OF SHIT
I'M FUCKING GLAD HE KILLED HIMSELF BY DROWNING
I'M FUCKING GLAD THAT HIS KID KEKED HIM TO DEATH
I'M SO FUCKING GLAD THAT PIECE OF SHIT DIED
FUCK HIM
FUCK YOU
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Huey was a massive asshole for getting on Venom's case when he killed his own men deeply infected by the virus. That alone is reason enough to send him to the boat.

>didn't highlight the spoiler

fuck whoever took this screencap

>Yes sir, he never saw the spoilered part. Yes, turns out no one realized it.