What the hell is going on at Nintendo? What's with all these semen demons in their recent games? I thought Nintendo was for kids?
What the hell is going on at Nintendo? What's with all these semen demons in their recent games...
they know their audience is full of degenerate waifufags
damn kirby is sexy
It might only seem that way because other developers are restraining themselves from making good looking female characters.
If BotW was a western game Zelda would be a black afro women.
APOLOGIZE
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90% of nintenfags are manchildren so yk
I still want Zelda's ass on my face
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THANK YOU BASED GOD
Don't worry user the TreeHouse will protect us all.
From the thumbnail it looks like Twintelle is sucking Gerudo's dick.
Just another layer of entertainment, good stuff, I want Twintelle to sit on my face.
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If Zelda were made by certain Western devs it'd be about a Gerudo Zelda and Link would either be a male Gerudo or one of the seaside villagers. Hylians would probably be the bad guys
Kids need to fap too. I started fapping back when I was like 10, as a matter of fact.
I'm sorry for ever doubting the Yakuza.
Thank you sir.
Speaking in suppositions like a emo faggoy
Why don't other Developers make more good looking females?
The call that saved Nintendo.
Has Elma been hitting the gym lately or what?
They realize that marketing their products in anyway possible actually helps them in the long run.
I know, shocking.
>mfw Nintendo gets a porn artist to design characters for one of their biggest Switch titles
Literally our boys.
>Children never grow up
What, kids aren't allowed to look at hot women?
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Dem hips, holy shit.
>recent
They're fairly normal actually. You are just used to ugly forgettable shitty characters made by western feminazi and white knight devs.
Recent thing? That nintendo franchise full of 10 years old characters must have the biggest porn dojinshit sceneever. Maybe after Touhou and a few other things.
In Zelda 2 for the NES you were invited in by those sexy dress ladies.
Who?