What vidya characters are canonically big dicked?

What vidya characters are canonically big dicked?

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haha what

Is his dick also detached from his torso?

Johnny gat from saints row

me

what the fuck

Oleg too

Wait what?

Vergil from DmC.

>we'll never get fun video game ads again

Fuck you

Thanks for the reminder, user. Now I'm suicidal that we won't get a DMC5 and we're stuck with that shit.

Aha little dick white bois btfo

probably duke nukem

Satan from Dante's inferno

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Mario

lolnope

youtube.com/watch?v=PpOmTDON-e4

"bigger" doesn't mean "big"

The guy at his right looks like Mike Matei

How can Black boiz even compete?

No you don't understand. They're trying to figure out how he's peeing with no dick. That's the ironic joke.

Vaan.

Snake from MGS. Snake complains about his pants being too tight even when they're big.

So, what are the "huge features" he has?

with girls

Big feet

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would his dick be connected to his body?

or would it be a glans floating about a shaft's length out in front of his torso (given how the rest of his body seems to hate connecting 'limbs')

>that height

even if he had a huge dick he'd still be rubbing it against the underside of the urinal like a fucking retard.

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the guy in VLR canonically has an 18 inch dick

he's making an arc

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>from that far away

I'm pretty sure even his torso would be rubbing against the urinal

Confirmed by the creator

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Underrated thread

God this fucking game was trash.

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my gf

I had a bad dream like that when I was younger.

Not it was not.

BROWN