HOW DO I KILL THIS FURRY PIECE OF SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HOW DO I KILL THIS FURRY PIECE OF SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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attack it until it dies

Be frank with me, Sup Forums - is it worth picking up Dark Souls 2? Either during the Steam sales, or to have something to play on my Xbone?

Its the third best Souls game after Demons and DaS1

if you enjoy DS 1 you gonna like this too
just the world desighn is kinda shit compared to DS1

Totally worth picking it up on xbone, SOTFS has a pretty healthy community on it, surprisingly. Not sure about PC, but my experience with dks1 was less than stellar so I'd say just cause of that, i'd go for a modern gen console release, the hackers on 360 and PS3 were insane.

Only and only if you've expended all the other soulsborne games and either want more of it or want to see how bad the series can get.

1. snipe the minions
2. kill the boss easily

You don't even have to kill this boss, you know. I didn't even know it existed the first time I completed the game. This is one of the worst and most forgettable areas in the whole game, by the way.

It's been a while, but I recall I took out one of the rats from long distance then baited the others to get close so I could take them out together with a greatsword. Then it's just a matter of dancing under the big guy's feet. It's an optional boss so you can come back when you're leveled up. If you're already at end game level you'll just have to git gud.

Same as Syf, Stick to his left hind leg and kill it. You want to be under him at all times, so when he's away and starts running towards you, roll towards him.

Just pirate it.

it's the worst soulsborne, but 12 bux for scholar is worth it

HA! No

Grab the bow that almost every class can use at level 1 and snipe the little ones, then to fight the big one just hug his legs.

Its a good game. Even if its at the bottum of its series.

He stuns the rats with his attacks, take that opportunity to snipe them with a crossbow. big guy himself has like 3 heavily telegraphed attacks, typical juke and swing from there.

Cant remember but i think it was the back legs. just stay near them.

pro-tip: hit it until it's dead

kill the dogs first

whats wrong with its eye?

It's the worst in the series but it's still a good game

it's the weakest Souls game, but it's not a bad game at all

Hey, I'm Sup Forums and I think it's the best souls game. You should try it out.

>locked on

lmao!

Kill small fuckers with magic / arrows before they get to you, stand underneath boss and swing wildly.

If the screenshot is actually your character, affinity until it dies, should be 5-6 casts at most. Also if that's your build - sunset staff and hexer's hood nigga.

>rat
>looks like a hyena
Why

>rat authority
>is a dog
defend this

there's nothing stopping a doggo from living among the rats and earning respect from the group, to the point the rat king himself appoints you as his bodyguard

Attack the legs and dodge

It fun, but make sure to level AGI

>this
>furry

someone post nice pictures of vicar amelia

come back when you're able to one-shot the adds and kill them one by one while dodging the big dog's attacks
once it's alone, stay close to it and hit from the sides

Don't get hit
Hit it until it dies

Here's the thing.

The boss isn't even the hardest part, I'm not kidding.

It's the four little shits he has with him. This boss's attack is purely physical damage, and has a very long cool down between them.

You can quite literally block all of his attacks. His attack windup is so long that you can get enough stamina back to block the next one.

Its sad that DS2 had the overwhelming amount of sub-par bosses. When it also had some of the best.

locking on for this fight is very cringe haha

Stick to its side behind the front legs. Attack the back legs. Maintain relative position until dead.

It's the killer, do not die

the charge attack is bullshit though
also it can vomit and break your gear

Great joke guys!! I laughed for hours at this hilarity! Gonna put this gaffe in my back pocket for /r/gaming!!!

Stop playing meme games.

cringe

>When it also had some of the best.
No, sorry. I'm not one of the rabid DS2 haters, but no, just no.

Oh you watch based Leafy too? Hissssss

>Stand under it
>Use fire
Voila!

yea haha

F U M E
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Poison Queen, if you dont drain.
Sir Rollerskates

The same way you kill every quadruped boss in this fucking franchise. Get below him.

the strategy for this game was simple
>the good ideas are few and too unrelated from each other, so let's make up a lot of filler consisting of 50% nostalgia and 50% "remixed" versions of bosses you've just killed, such as 2cat, 2 dragonriders and Blue Smelter

The fact that you are asking Sup Forums for advice and about SoulsShit of all things let's me know what kind of fucking vacuous sheep you are. Or are you just new?

What did he mean by this?

LOL It's not cringe!! Think about it

This guy cane asking for ways to kill the boss, and they told him to not get hit and hit it until it dies!! OP was clearly asking for more nuanced opinions and instead he got very generalized advice, but that advice is still true!

ROFLMAO!!!!!

ZOMG the disparity between the expected advice he was going to receive and the less useful but still true advice he got was an unexpected comedic twist!!! XD we got some comedians on Sup Forums!

>literally a bot tier reply

"Hey video game board do you like this video game"

"How can you ask that you sheep?! This isn't the place to discuss opinions on video games you fool!!"

it looks like the white circle is its eye.

okay you turbo-weenies, you wont post but I have something even better

A bot tier reply to a bot tier comment

If you haven't played Dark Souls 1 then don't touch it.

If you did play Dark Souls 1 then consider it if it's cheap.

literally Ed
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Snipe the small rats first then dodge under it and stab it in the bollocks repeatedly. Rince and repeat.

Holy shit, you are new

It's still worth a playthrough even if you have played DaS. A bit heavy on the man in armour enemy type but it's still worth a playthrough.

Yes, just be absolutely certain you play Scholar. Don't play original release, it was pretty awful and is why the game has most of it's bad reputation.

You're just baiting DaS2 shit flinging and don't actually intend to get the game.

Every other Souls game > Nioh >Surge > DS 2 > Lords of the Fallen

Your call

>during the Steam sales
Why though? The humble monthly is the same price and you get like 5 other games.

This is the hardest boss of all of the Soulsborne games.

I agree with this, but only if SOTFS counts as a separate version from vanilla DS2 and it comes right after Nioh in the tier list

>is clearly new

"Y...you're new!"

WDHMBT???

The Surge is probably worse than DS2. The setting is rad but the enemy variety is so incredibly lacking and it is really really short on bosses.

thumbnail looks like one of hyenas from the lion king

Dark Souls 2 is an objectively better game than the Surge just for build customization and content alone.

Nioh is a toss up but SoTFS edges it out for better enemy diversity and DLC.

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What do you think wikis are for? Do you honestly expect people to give someone real advice when they couldn't even be bothered to do a simple google search before posting?

nah, making generic medieval warrior #752 or some bizarre purple caveman is easy
this is the real hardest boss

I meant picking a name. Picking a name is the hardest part of these fucking games for me. Because absolutely nothing clicks.

anything Tolkien-esque fits the game just fine
or norse-related
some guy named Sigurd or Vidar would totally fit in a story involving Lautrec, Gwyn, Frampt and Kaathe

SIF IS NOT FOR LEWD.

He was pointing out how unfunny you'd have to be to make "hit it till it dies XD" comment #21748

What about vicar amelia?

Yea, she's fine to lewd.

Dark souls 2 is shit.