Need a light?

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FIRE IT UP

I don't smoke.

I miss when Blizzard made good games. And had a soul.

THIS IS THE WATER

SLAMMIN

ok grandpa

>tfw you actually enjoy games

feels good man

inb4 wow shills mass reply to you

>And had a soul.
ehh

*WILHELM SCREAM*

>I'm a cuck
>Feel good man xd

Nice meme mate

actually though where the fuck is the remaster

B R O O D W A R
I S
B A C K

new season of ASL soon brothers

WE ARE GRILLIN' AND KILLIN'

Who won the last one I lost interest in the quarter finals when Flash shit on a Terran

AND THIS IS THE WELL...

I STILL hear him say "Need a wise guh"
I can't hear "light" anywhere.

What the fuck is wrong with my ears.

Even after all of these years, I still don't understand what Blizzard was thinking when they made the sound for the Academy building.

why are these guys so useless?

They are super early units, past the mid game they are useless.

So has anyone played the SC remaster? From what little I saw it looks pretty good and its given me hope the planned D2 remaster will be good, but I want personal thoughts and opinions.

yeah why the fuck did the academy scream at you
>select engineering bay
>beep boop
>select star port
>weeeoooww (plane sound)
>select academy
YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I can still enjoy other games, kid.

They're not.
Their flamethrower has splash damage, which means that combined with medics, they can surpass zealots.

The lore clearly states that prisoners were brainwashed on them, user.
Mostly firebats.

Don't forget the creepily cheerful parade music.

I think it's a clever way to tell that hazing happens at Terran Academies.

I just assumed it was "Make or break" training.

You're not fighting a civil war, you're fighting intergalactic races of ancient aliens, one of which was bred solely to kill, the other which is a good million years more advanced than you are, and only holds itself back due to superstitions.

>"parade" music
Music played at graduation
>scream
Hazing that happens in the Academies

Bravo
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The protoss are kinda bullshit, if they are so advanced then how the fuck can the others even kill them?

>Couldn't even be bothered to animate new unit portraits

nice 40k ripoff lul

the koprulu sector was engaged in tons of internal wars before the zerg and protoss came along. there were tons of factions fighting with each other and brainwashing prisoners to act as soldiers had been a thing for a long time. don't forget also that all the terrans that came to the koprulu sector before the ued were all prisoners to begin with. everyone in koprulu until the ued arrived was a descendant of one of those people, so making use of prisoners was basically like a tradition at that point, lol.

>terran
adaptability and ingenuity
>zerg
numbers

As I said, and as is explained in Starcraft 2, they hold themselves back due to their zealous teachings regarding the xel'naga.

Everything they've done was static up until the events of Starcraft 2, where they realized they "were" being held back.

>how the fuck can the others even kill them?
Look at the state of the western world today.
Way more advanced than the middle east, africa, and most of asia, but still getting fucked up from inside out.
That's kinda the same situation for the protoss.

Terrans and Zerg have their own problems and insecurities, but they don't really compare to what the Protoss are going through.

it's concept art

CARRIER HAS ARRIVED

>Millions of years more advanced.
>Probably thousands of years of martial training and experience.
>Get killed by a space red neck in a roided up turbo lifter.

Bruvah, I am pinned here!

>tfw I always thought Vultures were the worst unit in the game
>watched a korean tournament video of terran
Now I know why I lost so many matches against the CPU as a kid.

Yeah but they have shields. Wouldn't that mean they can just develop defenses and shields that are invulnerable to anything the other races do? it is kinda shitty.

>2shots lings
>Hilariously broken invisible aoe

NO!

SOMEBODY CALLED FOR AN EXTERMINATOR?

>cigar inside a closeted helmet

Flash

Nice one. I always pull for Zerg but he looked absolutely retarded good even when he wasn't playing well.

>how u want your og character designs?

>JUST SC2 MY SHIT UP

Hotbox bro :DDDD

They ran into the same problem game developers run into.
They can keep 'improving' their shield technology, but then the results of their improvements only provide diminishing returns with each new improvement.
If they really wanted to, or had the capabilities, then they would have given themselves infinite shielding.

To be honest it would've been better if the SC2 protoss looked like this instead of the curvy roman ninjas with glowy shit all over them we got

how do we go from
>haha hey guys
to
>what the FUCK did you just say to me

protoss is a religion of peace ree

Nah, a bud lite

>played
>implying

I was expecting Blizzard to give the Protoss the SC2 treatment in the remake. It's a nice touch they left the old armors, although, I can't stop staring at their bared midriffs, though.

best nigga in SC2

youtube.com/watch?v=n3rKPYvPXSU

>tfw want to play SC but afraid of getting his ass kicked

>sexbots in the comics
so the Terrans can make Haydee, but they don't make Terminators to fight against zerg?

If you're 15

It's cheaper and better to send all your criminals to die in an alien meatgrinder

I'm at Zerg campaign's mission 9. Decided to restart the level because they trashed my base and I had no way to defend it. Those faggot Protoss are way too annoying to fight. They just have too much life; at this point my strategy became
>Get mutalisks as soon as possible
>Do hit and run attacks until you take down as many defences as possible, then send a billion Zerglings and Hidralisks so even when they all die at least the enemy base gets trashed
I nickname the Mutalisk squad "Dragon Force".

More lurkers. Army sits right behind lurkers. When lurkers are attacked move army forward.

Best line in the game.

Ok. I'll do that. I've never used that particular unit.
By the way,
in a cutscene two missions ago, a bunch of marines decided it was a good idea to get drunk in the middle of a demolition mission
What the hell is wrong with that people?

They're space rednecks, through and through.

lmao

These people were conscripted from prisons and backwaters en masse as teenagers or felons facing life in prison. They're the grimmest of the grim. Thank god for cold fusion.

>not cracking open a cold one with the boys before blowing a station to shit
Come on, user.

They don't give a shit whether they live or die, 90% of them are convicts that are either implanted with a restraining chip or just plain brainwashed into being emotionless tools of the military. I think I read on the wiki once that the introduction of UED medical technology during the Brood War raised the average Marine's combat life expectancy to like 13 seconds.

Is there even a set date for the release of Remastered?
I just want the ASL to come back already but it will probably start like a month after the release

cheeky MF DOOM reference mate

no, I am 12 inches

BLOCKBUSTER

The marines look a little better, but they replaced the black visors with SC2-style gold ones for no reason, and the rifles now have cartoonishly huge proportions. In the original game there were cutscenes where normal dudes could wield them effectively.

Remastered Marine rifles look better than SC2's though

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They look better in every aspect. This should've been how SC2 shit was designed.
The "what could have been" hurts the most now that they're redoing old artwork.

>blanket party

At least they've still got human proportions, unlike the big bulky gorilla suits from 2.

Your minds are now blown.

This can't be real.

Oh but it is my friend. Check the cinematics, you can see the disc shape.

It was originally going to have legs.

glad i wasn't the only one that actually though that, also i refuse to accept the actual art its heresy

Damn, never looked like it.

How do you even put legs on a fuckhuge spaceship?
Pic related, science vessel to the right

Hell, i thought that was just some random station or something.

same

It didn't start out as a spaceship, I guess. Looked like it was going to be a tripod but they decided that looked retarded so they turned it into a giant spaceship?
The unit doesn't resemble its artwork as close as its other units and that may be the reason. It doesn't have the antennas or any of that but what looks like windows to look out of.

Friendly reminder that SC2 was a mistake

Is there any terran units that can give PTSD to Zerg like a SV does?

The science vessels in the cinematics are science stations not the actual unit.

Basically in the sc universe it's pretty much accepted that there are space faring versions of most 'ship' units in the game which are 10x more massive than their ground counterparts, including battlecruisers and science vessels. That's why the hero battlecruisers have so much health as they're not just buffed up they're several times larger and warp equipped.

And that's why in sc2 in which there are like 50 fully warp capable battlecruisers in the terran fleet, whereas in that one screenshot you can see a similar quantity and destroy a similar quantity in various missions.

FUCKING MAGIC ERASER REEE

*irradiates your muta stack* ;)

Hay guys, what are we talking about?

>humon poprotins
HUH

RUN