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the fact I missed rent and missed out on like all those endings makes me not even wanna play again no matter how comfy...

you sure ?

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>tfw I just got the X-45 implant

suck it poorfags I can stream movies directly into my brain

I dare you to name three (3) vidcons that are not Giant Yusuke

This has the worst writing of any game I'm aware of. Just fucking carpetbombed with dumb memes and allcaps bullshit.

it was comfy tho

>Paying credits to stream movies
>Not hacking into your neighbors brain to watch his for free

H

enjoy your botnet

>tfw I've been seeing this Android girl for a few weeks.
>I think she might like me.
>I want to know more about the stuff she likes so we can have something to talk about.
What kinda vidya do Android girls play?

I know a pretty ol' game, Nier Automata. If she can bypass the 201X aesthetics, she can probably enjoy it

Paul I... I...

Been dreaming of this unicorn that keeps trying to fuck my ass. I think I might be gay.

Hope a blade runner caps you

the devs of this game are dead now, right?

hand over your flesh and a new world awaits you

>tfw robo daughter is dating the next door neighbor

I should've known something was up when she requested a physical analogue

4D was a mistake

>implying bunking with tittyhacker isn't by default the best ending

NieR: Autonomous Dimension is pretty good, in comparison to it's old predecessor.
you do know androids don't have vaginas right? they are all traps

...

>he doesn't know

Why do you think there's a shitton of ads warning about not fisting your robots?

Hell no, I'm not falling for that one again.

Those vidcons better be Justice Department approved, citizen.

cyberniggers stole by cyberbike

guys remember to blow up the internet, no more of this cybernetic bullshit

dude what? that's exactly what should make you want to play it again. why would you want to play it again more if you already discovered everything?

>letting the corps into your brain
enjoy being a mindless husk, nerd

[PANTING AND SWEATING]
>runs through corridor
*shoots pistol*

>wants cyberpunk thread
>posts game that's sjw and has no cyberpunk
Sup Forums really is silly sometimes

>tfw new Alphabet cranium implant jailbreak is out

this has got to be the worst bait of any post im aware of

Is Angelique: Tenkuee no Chikonka approved?

What did pistols ever done to you tomake you want to shoot them?

working on a new game, actually

This site is filled with underage teens though, of course they think it's good.

bait sure hasnt gotten any better in the hundreds of years its been going around....

People selling things really can't admit when its actually bad in the hundreds of years its been going around....

>``````````cyberpunk''''''''' games which are politically correct

It's hilarious to me how modern leftists think 'cyberpunk' means 'liberal'. A modern cyberpunk work should be anti-leftist, since that is the dominant political ideology.

And it shouldn't be set in Japan, since this isn't the 80s and people aren't afraid of Japan's industrial might, its bubble has long popped. It should be set in China (safer option) or the Middle East (more adventurous option.)

system shock shocked my system, too.

Why is this shit getting forced so hard all of a sudden? Is it on sale?

how is a robo-loli prostitute 'politically correct' again?

Would you Streaming-chan?

>It should be set in China (safer option)
This has real potential, but no publisher wants to piss off China by slapping a cyberpunk veneer over their actual fucked up society.

Prostitution is DEGENERACY
Real Talk. Skeletons hate this game for not being skeleton enough. And the devs understandably hate communism considering they live in Venezuela. It's centrist so it polarizes everyone.

ok nigga, Name one Cyberpunk Story that isn't Leftist.

>Inb4 Blade Runner

I will laugh for like 30 min if thats your first choice

Leftism became dominant less than ten years ago and cyberpunk is a small genre

TELL 'EM I'M EATING

The Last Night apparently.
since the dev got witch hunted as a gamergater as supposedly it's about the evils of the universal basic income .

The problem is, faggot, what was considered conservative even just eight years ago is considered liberal now in the states.

The """liberal""" Democratic party literally encompasses the entire political spectrum of most other first world democracies. Republicans are some bizarre mix of fascist fringe parties and Ayn Rand by contrast.

It's not all of a sudden. Like rabi-ribi, the game severely rustles a few easily-provoked cuckshits on the board.

It'd be stranger to have a week without it.

Fuck you tong im going to become God

OLD MEN

Deus Ex Human Revolution did it.

>it's about the evils of the universal basic income

Ugh. Really?

So long as we maintain a capitalist system we will have an economy driven by consumers. People aren't going to make shit if no one can buy shit. This seems so stupidly obvious I feel retarded for having to state it.

We're entering a bizarre phase where most human jobs can be automated; and no this is not similar to previous destructive technological booms. Namely because we're encroaching on the final frontier of what makes humanity unique and eminently employable: our intelligence. We're even having machines design experiments in fields like quantum mechanics now. Not that this should necessarily matter per se, as the vast majority of our jobs are rote repeatable tasks requiring little to no creative input.

So what do we fucking do in a future where most if not all jobs are automated? Do we just let our society collapse into a feudalistic shithole of the machine owners versus the unwashed masses? Then what was the fucking point of the hundred thousand years of the advancement of human civilization just to be reduced to barbaric savages of a world where people starve and die despite labor and commodities being a nigh costless enterprise?

Seriously though. What the fuck do we do?

[upgrades agility]
+1 to agility
[PANTING AND SWEATING]
[RUNS THROUGH CORRIDOR]
*STEAM VIOLENTLY SPRAYS FACE*

>run through flooded corridor
[SPLASHING VIOLENTLY]
*ELECTRICITY ARCS FROM ABOVE*

Yeah but socialism is evil mkay

o, sry

;_;

[ALARM SOUNDS]
>turret opens fire
*bullet casings fall*

>crouches under desk

Are there any good cyberpunk books besides the Sprawl series?

I dropped takeshi kovacs when the protagonist was in the process of adding a third character to his harem

>leans from cover
[SHOOTS PISTOL]
>returns to cover

>No Gill/Jill ending

Biggest disappointment in the game

>my game has a robot loli
>lol that means it totally isn't sjw XD

Blade runner is about robots wanting to be human and not die.
No politics to be seen.

diamond age
neuromancer
snow crash

No, but seriously, I think the general feeling is that we'll be subject to the social engineering of the financial elite. They'll decide what to do with the unwashed masses of humanity their self sustaining ecosystems no longer require. I'm sure some will decide to provide shelter, some will decide to take slaves, and some will decide to exterminate us.

I imagine we'll be treated mostly as pets, though, and like pets we'll be bred and groomed for their amusement.

I really wanted to love this game, but it needed multiple routes besides rent/no rent ending and a few character ending slides. Jill also needed a complete rework. She was so terribly written and boring compared to every other character.

>neuromancer
That's literally the first sprawl book.

Didn't realize rape was accepted as okay for lefties.

POST-COLONIALISM

Snow Crash is fucking stupid, no book which refuses to take itself seriously is worth reading.

UNATCO

I'm sorry for your disability.

Ah.. that moment... I fucking love that moment, the way he signs with a bar code... It's just magical.

heh...checkmate liberals...

Blacks vs cops

*[PISTOL] has jammed*
>repair [PISTOL]
>modify [PISTOL]
*activate laser sight mod*
[SHOOTS PISTOL]

It takes itself seriously.
It's just serious about being really silly and fun while still adhering to the themes of the genre.

I didn't realise there was a way to save Paul the first time I played through Deus Ex.

>I'm sure some will decide to provide shelter, some will decide to take slaves, and some will decide to exterminate us.
>I imagine we'll be treated mostly as pets, though, and like pets we'll be bred and groomed for their amusement.

And it'd be a pretty sad fate for the humanity, we'd make all this progress only for the vast majority of us to be reduced to something so demeaning and pathetic for no other reason than petty greed.

We'd literally have all the accoutrements of a world where we could all have lives unfettered by work and devoted to whatever life purpose we set before ourselves. But because of some families whose wealth is the result of intergenerational growth in a government and economic system is designed to facilitate that growth we'll get a literal dystopian shithole.

That's incredibly sad.

>changes ammunition type
>reloads armor piercing rounds
[SHOOTS PISTOL]

I didn't realize it until like 5th playtrough.

I liked it until it became an ancient babylonian history lesson or whatever. I started skipping over like 10 pages at a time.

Low-hanging fruit, but I laughed anyways.

cyberpunk is dead, don't co opt it you fuckers.

Do tin cans deserve rights, or should we bring back the 3 laws?

>hides in shadows
[SHOOTS PISTOL]

>So what do we fucking do in a future where most if not all jobs are automated?
People still value "handmade" goods. It doesn't matter if a machine can produce an identical chair at 1/10th the cost and time a master carpenter can, people will still pay for the handmade label. A post scarcity society needs to operate in such a way that all jobs can be automated, but all automatons can be replaced by humans. The idea is that nobody _needs_ to farm, but if anyone _wants_ to farm they can.

>People aren't going to make shit if no one can buy shit.
I think this is an incorrect assumption. Even today a huge number of people work for free simply because they enjoy it. Imagine if nobody had to work but anyone could work as anything they wanted. That's post scarcity utopia.

*dies*
[STARTS OVER]

Is it really so bad? If our masters are wise and benevolent, our lives will be good and we may even be granted some degree of control over our governance. But that's not our choice to make. And do you really have control now, anyway?

i want off this ride now.

Your own fault for falling for a retarded marketing scheme that doesn't make sense. It's not actually 4D, it's still 3D.

*equips cybernetic goggles*
>reloads gun
[FACES REALITY]

...

>If our masters are wise and benevolent

That's the thing though, they have no merit.

If our system was actually entirely meritocratic we'd have an estate tax which well and truly gives nothing to the children of the wealthy. Our masters will be just as fallible and malevolent as the rest of us. The only difference in their station being the good graces of the parents they were born to.

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woke

>I'm a contrarian
Post a thoughtful, tasteful argument on why it's bad please.