You thought that we would announce a new game this E3, but it was ME, Skyrim!

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H-hi todd, i didnt buy any edition of fallout 4 or skyrim, b-but i did buy several copies of oblivion and fallout 3 yesterday! Thats just as good right? P-please dont hurt me

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Skyrim is a new game every year since 2011. Truly the GOTYAY.

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skyrim sucks, so does fallout 4. They're nowhere near as content heavy as people love to claim, so I am constantly fascinated by people who say they have hundreds of hours in the games. I spent maybe 100-120 before getting all cheevos/platinuming both fo4 and skyrim. What else could you possibly do? Modding is just a sad excuse to try and bolster the justifications you have for a purchase, and there are hardly ever good mods for new games that provide new content instead of replacing shit or just changing it around/palette swapping and saying "WOAH LOOK COOL NEW STUFF"

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>console player trying to have an opinion on Bethesda games that rely on mods to actually be good.
Stopped reading at 'platinumed' opinion discarded.

>thinks he can polish a turd
Opinion discarded

>Skyrim found a way to be in pretty much every conference this year

Fuck off Todd.

Sky my Rim

They announced multiple new games
Also are you kids so young you actually expected a new elder scrolls 2 years after fallout 4? Its likely going to be half a decade at least before that considering how they are now waiting till near release for announcements

that's perfect

Fucking kek.

No, I played on PC, actually. every other mod is "WOAH LOOK JIGGLY TITTIES ON YOUR PLAYER CHARACTER (regular NPCs still look like hobgoblins tho)", and gameplay relevant stuff is either bug fixes for the horrendously crash-prone main game, or novelty shit to try and make the tedium a bit less... tedious. Show me two or three good questlines that aren't just recycled assets rearranged and i'll be happy to change my tune.

The only thing that you could construct as "new" in their conference is Wolfenstein
Everything else was already a thing

The trend seems to be 3~4 years for Bethesda Softworks games, so I guess people are just stupid.

Not that anyone should really care about Bethesda games at this point.

>They announced literally nothing new

>They only new announcement was a game whose name was already leaked

>Skyrim is literally on everything

>Even VR

>>>>>>Even a fucking Nintendo system that counts also as a handheld

Good thread OP

I'll make this into a video if you guys want me to.

Of course we want to.

I thought evil within was new, my bad

Alright, let me rev up sony vegas and bump the thread.

Bless this man.

And Bethesda isn't even making it.

theres the entire continent of elsweyr, and theres an entire overhaul of the game called enderal. there arent enough mods in the world to fix the combat, but to say that mods arent worthwhile or add to the gameplay, then you'd be a fucking retard

>non skyrim threads

i think people were looking at the timeframe between elder scrolls games, and ignoring that obsidian took up one fallout in the mix between the previous games

bumpan

looks good so far

Don't you go fucking up the tracking now

believe me im putting an autistic amount of effort into the tracking

Do you like anime about magic?
I love it too!
Now have you heard about this game?
You can cast all sorts of spells over there and even become the leader of your own guild of mages!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. TODD IS ANIME. IT'S ALL OVER NOW.

You called?

Todd can transcend all sorts of realities.
There is nothing that can stop him from promoting his highly appraised Epic.

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Bump for video

thank you user

godspeed

What said Godspeed

jesus told me you should buy skyrim for the nintendo switch.

god the more i look at pete the weirder he looks

>sensiblechuckle.gif

Bumping for the video.

>Wolfenstein 2

That is a pretty unnatural smile. It's like the corners of his mouth are being pulled outward/upward.

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The video is going fine.

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>Modding is just a sad excuse to try and bolster the justifications you have for a purchase

So thats how consolefags are coping with no mods

Ok, I'm going to need some user to vocaroo the words "bored" and "expensive overpriced DLC". I would myself but my mic broke a few days ago.

It's a me, skyrimo

You can turn Skyrim into a giant sex slave orgy bdsm playground

It's pretty crazy how dedicated people are

Just find some silly TTS thing and use that

I second this idea, text to speech is the largest sign of quality.

Will do.

NO, SKY'S RIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS

Skyrim is barely an RPG but my porn skyrim is practically a roguelike with all the crazy shit that can happen there.

>out adventuring
>get raped, captured and enslaved
>sold at an auction
>escape, but have been impregnated
>decide to keep the baby so choose a more domestic line of work where it won't get hurt, prostitution
>after all is said and done my character has had so much dick that she gets max arousal in a quarter of a day and basically cums 20 times during any sex act

SL Separate orgasm is a godsend.

Wait, I need some help. How do I record audio from a text to speech website?

Godspeed videoanon

Have a funny webm

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Look for a stereo mix option in your sound panel, then use whatever recording software you have on hand

Will there ever be a Skyrim 2? Has any original game ever gone this long without a second game in the series?

Hey Videoanon, you got a YouTube channel you gonna post this to? Would love a link to the channel.

Gonna hit the hay soon, don't want to miss the video when it drops.

It's called Skyrim:VR

I'M SORRY TODD
PLEASE DON'T HURT ME
I ONLY SEEDED FOR 2 DAYS

Shaq Fu

god i hope todd dosent find out i pirated his shit game
Can you please elaborate? I use fraps btw.
youtube.com/channel/UCLejOz_IRArFIWqc9E0EljQ

Thanks bby. Godspeed and good night you glorious fuck.

2 hours later, still waiting for user to deliver
not that i'm a spoiled cunt or anything

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

Dig around your device properties and see if you can tick a little box labelled "Stereo Mix," it means that the device will use the audio output as a recording input.

If you can't find it, apparently there are some virtual sound card doodads that can get it running, try stereomixplus on google

Todd I already bought Skyrim when it came out on the xbox 360. Please make a new elder scrolls game for us to enjoy!

Gonna check tomorrow. Pls deliver user

Could you please just do this for me and then put up a download link, user?

Make sure you put your fair use stuff in the description. Viacom is pretty fucking anal about spongebob parodies.

Does this mean I'll be able to play skyrim with all the porn mods I have installed in VR soon? Asking for my penis.

Sure, I'll see what I can do

Okay, so it turns out Windows Seven also doesn't support Stereo Mix, but I managed to ghetto it up by tricking dxtory into recording the sound. It'll be up in a jiffy

vocaroo.com/i/s0sXyvAqNRvM

There, sorry it took so long. Brazilian upload speeds are murder.

Thank you so much, user.
Video is almost done.

get hype

TTS is pretty good but there's something magnificent about the deadpan delivery of youtube.com/watch?v=mpc3l2aVEXU

I went to the same middle school graduation todd. Heh didn't see you there. must have been in the bathroom right?

Use audacity to record your sound card, or use fromtexttospeech.com to get actual mp3 files straight from the website.

>tfw bethesda will never jump onto the coop bandwagon

honestly think skyrim would be a lot better if it had people to adventure with

buy elderscrolls the mmo with the season pass!

There is a mod for that.

paid mod i hope!

Shut up todd

THE VIDEO MY MAN, WHERE IS IT?

sorry, give me a few more minutes here

A bit over the top there man. Just relax, go grab something to eat and come back in 20 min I'm sure it'll be done by then

Sorry the exciment is killing me, I'm going to get some hotpockets to pass the time

What should I name the video?

Go for something simple, like Bethesda's E3 2017 in a nutshell or something like that. It's late and I can't think of nice jokes.

You can always just change it later if someone comes up with a better title