>On the payload
>Healer right next to tank
>NEED HEALING
>NEED HEALING
>NEED HEALING
>NEED HEALING
>0 heals
>Die
>Like dominos rest of the team falls
Ok guys, stop carrying your stupid healslut girlfriends. I'm sick of this shit. This is why we shouldn't allow women into the military. They always fuck up in combat situations.
You sound really mad about a children's shooter game.
Um, I know I'm not the best at these kinds of games but you shouldn't be rude to me because of that...
>CS GO is a REAL man's shooter
why do i come here
I have noticed in season 5, A LOT of mercies have tunnel vision.
All the seasons before were the seasons of bad dps.
S5 is the season of bad healers it feels like.
I'll heal you if you want user. I'm a nice Mercy who is attentive even to my out-of-position widowmakers/mccrees. We could QP a bit if you want since I feel cheap using Mercy in comp anymore.
yes, thought I was the only one.
There's a general on vg for this game?
When did I even mention CSGO?
Yeah, you should definitely take your own advice and leave.
>Genji asks repeatedly for armor
>he's never near my range ever
>some even dodge the armor
How
Since OP is a faggot, can we just make this a healslut thread?
I just had a game of a two pair one was Mercy one was Hanzo. The Mercy pocketed the Hanzo exclusively. This was fucking Plat.
Why not tracer slut?
clips.twitch dot tv/HotFlaccidFriesWow
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>OP's potatoes are pummeled over fellow neets actually getting laid.
Be good wingman or kill yourself.
Post healslut stories
this is sexy as fuck but would a girl even be into this shit?
because healsluts are way more common and hotter
>yfw when there's a healslut reddit
>this is sexy as fuck but would a girl even be into this shit?
I'm a member of the healslut discord, and it's like 40% women.
>40% women
quietboner.jpg
Stop playing this awful game.
>why do I come to a place that was raised on REAL shooters (Quake, Unreal Tournament, TFC, BF1942 etc.) and thus know trash garbage when they see it
Good question.
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Haven't played this game in a brick
Is Tank meta still a thing? Was the reason I dropped it
Also I notice the hate for Mercy, always fucking hated that gamur girl bait character don't know what happened for people to be in the same boat with me thou
They seriously need to make mercy harder to play, it attracts so many people who only main mercy then they get up to master rank or even grandmaster because of it. I had 2 idiots arguing over mercy because they both only played mercy.
Got a link or a hint to where I can find this discord?
>pansexual
>male-presenting
>poly
I guess I shouldn't be surprised that a healsluts discord is full of that sort of degenerate lingo. Whatever, I'll just dig through the trash.
There's a link on the healslut reddit.
You can find that on your own.
No, you don't need a reddit account.
Yes, you do need to register with the discord to access the discord.
Whenever my team forces me onto healer I always pick mercy and say in chat "I'm pocketing (insert dps character name) good luck everyone else."
Serious question here...
Can males be healsluts? Asking for a friend.
Ah, okay. Wasn't sure if it was the Leddit one (which I just joined) or if there was a better/different one.
I gotta register on the .xyz for access to most of the channels, right?
>Pan (Preference for males)
So.... S T R A I G H T
kek
being pots and pans-sexual basically means you're bi/will fuck anything human with a pulse but try to act like your feelings are deeper/more profound than that by saying that you are attracted to people regardless of their body/genitals
in the degenerate community it's become code for "yeah, I'm cool with fucking traps"
t. dated one
t. someone who dated a pots and pans-sexual*
also preference for men is common for bisexual chicks (no, she's not straight, or if she is straight, she's trying to convince herself she's not) which is why lesbians get fucking paranoid/crazy in long-term relationships with bi women and those types of relationships never end well
This is all Blizzard's fault.
Back in the day we didn't have stupid fucking healers. We had medics. We'd call out to them, screaming in pain, then they would come and we'd thank em and went back into combat to kill the terrorists who threatened America.
>implying girls play videogames.
But their main job wasn't healing. It was killing. Healing was a secondary job really and no one got shit on for accepting that job.
They can.
But they're all faggots and/or cucks
>and thus know trash garbage when they see it
Yeah, if you grew up in a garbage dump, raised on the REAL trash, you get a good eye for garbage.
where's the lie?
Yes.
>Having a Mercy
>When you can use McCree and team up with Soldier 76 in the lunar map
Why were you on the payload? That's why you have tanks and supports, for pushing the payload while everyone else do different things. Why didn't you just grabbed one of the many health packs?
If you were offensive, you probably were standing in front of everyone. If you were defensive, you deserved it for picking shit characters. And every other tanks have means to survive without immediate healing.
No. Hog is dead. Reinhardt is old story. Orisa is still unreliable. Dva is coming back, Winston is almost a must and Zarya is still Zarya.
The trend now is dive comp on high level matches and triple DPS on lower levels.
Done. Feels like a sausagefest, but I have faith in your assessment user. Thanks for hooking me up.
It was offense and yes, I understand the dps are off doing whatever it is they do. Meanwhile Mercy was godknowswhere, NEVER with her tank.
The WHOLE POINT of mercy is to heal at a rapid rate. Perfect for tanks. That's it. But no. She's off healing a retard DPS off point. DPSs should get health packs not tanks.
>needing to aim and cooperate
>pressing e to win
Wot
If you are a flanker or a sniper you're not priority when half the team or more are low on health.
>entire team except for healer is in voice chat
>healer gets focused by Winston flanking
>Dies
>Types in chat "GUYS PROTECT ME THEY HAVE A WINSTON BEHIND"
CALL IT OUT IN TEAM CHAT INSTEAD OF RELYING ON US BEING PSYCHIC AND WE'LL KNOW
Women can't use mics without being ceaselessly mocked.
I'd rather die to Winston than have to deal with yet another faggot going "YOU'RE JUST ON THE MIC FOR ATTENTION!"
Having this much autism.
If you need healing you go to them. They are not going to chase you like a retard you are.
Don't blame the healer when you die. They can go dps and you get no healing. And you get reported because you didn't switch. And since you have 0 healing done to your team you get penalized.
anyone knows here to get cheats?
Yeah in like =>silver they get mocked
thats why most of them are in silver though, and why most of you are too.