Guy enters your channel

>guy enters your channel
>his mic is on sound sensitive mode
>*crunch* *heavy breathing*
>*car driving by sound*
>HE GETS OFFENDED AND DEFENSIVE WHEN YOU TELL HIM TO USE A HOTKEY

>friend talking thru mic
>can hear his mom yelling at him

>friend talking on Xbox live 10 yrs ago
>can hear him getting beat by his dad

>game doesn't have push to talk
>have to constantly broadcast everything within range of your mic

>guy enters your channel
>his mic is on sound sensitive mode
>*crunch* *heavy breathing*

This is when you

>mute

>talking with friend on Xbox live
>can hear his sister getting raped by his dad

>mute
>not starting to scream "DUDE SHUT THE FUCK UP" in mic and getting angry
wow good job pussymale

>guy enters your channel
>burps really loudly
>leaves

>girl enters your channel

>allowing random faggots to dictate your emotional state

Uck, the worst

>girl enters your channel
>banned
No roasties allowed.

>talking with friend on Xbox live
>friend can hear my dad raping me

>guy enters your channel
>hey can you please leave I came here to be alone.

>immediately kidnap her
>keep her in my basement, feed her no more than twice a day and mainly semen so that she doesn't shit much
>stick giant foot long gummy worms up her ass
love videogames

>Guy enters your channel
>He's a twelvie
>He screams a bunch of racial slurs while yelling about how Paul Walker is still alive
This actually happened

>guy enters your channel
>he's genuinely nice
>screams ''JUST KIDDING, NIGGER''

>guy starts eating chips and slurping noodle soup and shit

Fuck off you tool!

Have they caught this guy yet?

>guy uses voice activity
>wont shut the fuck up

>he plays his music over the mic so everyone can listen
>its metal

>He plays music over the mic
>It's really good
>He won't tell you the name

>say something funny
>guy opens his mic just to laugh
What the fuck

>raid is wiping
>Some starts to play flight of the Valkyrie over their mic

Name one game that does this

games that have raids with shitty guild inside jokes

>HE GETS OFFENDED AND DEFENSIVE WHEN YOU TELL HIM TO USE A HOTKEY

yes, but why? surely the great minds of Sup Forums can put down the greentext a moment and get to the bottom of this.

This is oddly specific enough that I'd believe you really did it

Because he's a fat piece of shit who's too lazy to press a hotkey

It's more for your benefit than mine.

>silence and the occasional mumble covers the background noise throughout the match
>DogLover99 has joined the server.
>OH HEY, ANNE
>says: hi, anne :)
>Hey hey hey how's it goin', Anne!
>Oh I saw you yesterday, Anne

>guy enters voice channel
>Asks why you muted yourself
>Tell him to read the text channel
>He ignores it and complains about you not being in the channel
>tfw too poor to afford a mic
Faggot

>guy starts having trouble with the game he's playing
>he gets more and more frustrated
>everybody has to listen to constant DSP style WOOOOOW's and "oh my gawds"
>it's always over something really dumb that could be figured out by learning the game mechanics either by observing how it works or fucking Google

I had to put up with this while somebody was trying to play the viking module for mount and blade and eventually got so sick of it that I flat out left the chat without saying anything. How do people like this enjoy the hobby? That whole yell at the tv attitude is the total opposite of the mentality you should have while gaming

>join channel
>everyone concentrated playing games
>monosyllabic responses
>banter between users

>girl joins
>too many people talking at the same time
>everyone too friendly
>no bad words allowed

>actually being a normalfag and using voicechat