Mario's a fucking cunt

Mario's a fucking cunt.

Peach is on the side to the door, obviously she did it.

Mario didn't do shit it was that dumb whore peach.

Luigi just sucks. Accept it.

How is that balloon taking off with no burner?

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there is an explanation for this. I just dont know what it is.

Its an awkward animation and im sure they meant to convery something else

This.

Luigi is nothing more but a retextured Mario. Same characteristics, same everything, just tall and a tad bit slimmer.

It didnt, luigi just pushed the whole world down

just seems like an older brother picking on his younger brother to me.

Um.. No?

What the hell else could it be?

he's just joking around. He still congratulates him and claps for him, are you socially inept?

somebody translate this

>Luigi spins
Wahoo!
>Jumps with the trophy, hand gesture
Luigi numbah one!
>Mario comes clapping
Mama Mia! Wahoo!
>Luigi looks at Mario
Yeah...!
>Luigi gets pat
>Wha?
>Camera pans to Mario stepping on Luigi's foot
Uh oh!
>Mario talking
Mama mia, wahoo! So long, Luigi!

I don't speak Italian fluently, but after watching my Ravioli Cartoons every week on /ico/, I can roughly translate.

Faggots with no brothers

This guy gets it

fuck luigi im glad he did that cunt thing. luigi fans piss me off, he's just green mario yet luigi fans are never satisfied with his inclusion in everything.

kek

no one is at fault here, it closed by itself

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>People are trying to blame Mario or Peach for it
>People forgetting that sentient clouds exist in their world
The parachute itself is at fault. It didn't like Luigi for some reason.

>whar are sibling bants?

Things that white children will never experience because white couples are too indoctrinated by progressives, it's either a single child or no child at all.

t. latino

this. Somehow it's a sin that a main mario adventure doesn't include fuckin' luigi. God forbid the most popular character on the planet has a game starring himself and new characters.

>but peach!
has a role other than being a second mario

Stereotype about Italians hating their shoes getting scuffed. Mario is straight up disrespecting Luigi because he's jealous he won the trophy and is going full Sicilia on his ass.

What do you think they did in that hot air balloon?

Who's actually got it worse, though?

Mario, who risks his skin day in and day out to save Peach from Bowser, yet never gets anything out of it,

OR...

Luigi, who, despite trying his very best for the sake of his brother, gets cockblocked at every turn and is treated like absolute shit by everyone just because he's a bit of a pussy?

Mario because he has to put up with his dipshit brother

>yet never gets anything out of it

- Luigi's Mansion
- Luigi's Mansion Dark Moon
- Super Mario Galaxy 1 and 2
- Playable Luigi in every NSMB game
- New Super fucking Luigi U
- Mario and Luigi Dream Team starring Luigi fucking sleeping as the star
- Super Mario 3D World

>"wahh where is Luigi"

I hope he's nowhere to be seen in Super Mario Odyssey so we can have that authentic sandbox 3D Mario feel.

How did playable Luigi somehow make the Galaxy games any worse?

>Super Mario is a manlet power fantasy
wew lads