Pianta village

>pianta village
>its a giant death trap

why didn't they settle around the hole instead of in it?

defense against Calvary units

DEEPEST LORE

>defense
>when you just have to burn 1 bridge to send the town hurling into the abyss

>implying any army can get past the snipers in the tallest palm tree

Having just one entrance transforms it into a choke point, which is defensive gold.

Against what, though, I don't know.

>Calvary units
What, is a hill just going to rise up from the earth, split into a million pieces, and lay waste to Isle Delfino?

but it's attached by the branch, like a mushroom

>airship drops a couple of bom-ombs on the tree trunk holding the village

gotta be positioned over the giant eel pit for easy virgin sacrifices
those mushroom crops aren't going to bless themselves

>Fire Emblem-esque gameplay on Mario Sunshine maps

Yay or nay, anons?

>burning a stem that thick and green
the attackers would be killed long before that strategy would work

bom-ombs are spheres so they'd just roll off the rounded tree trunk before they can explode.

nice

>forgetting about the pianta village secret weapon project

>also has underground bunkers
pianta village is literally impenetratable

the bom-ombs mario uses in Sunshine explode on impact

Then how did Shadow Mario cover everything in goop and basically bury the citizens alive

AAAAAAAAAAHH

No user, that was just the prototype.
The fully tested version was smaller and more controllable.
Also there's three of them.

Don't forget they have clouds for air control.
Don't even need to produce them, they grow naturally.

What's the wall keeping out?

Pirahna immigrants.
In the second mission you're getting rid of a protestor and in another one you're getting rid of a homeless one that was trying to find a place to rest.

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I bet weapons can be stored in those holes in Noki Bay

Flooding?

>this looks more like a village than
something suspicious here...

If the town floods and that wall didn't exist, you know where all that water will end up?

what do they need the power for?

so does this game emulate well? i want to play it again but i dont feel like shelling out 50 bucks for the game for gamecube.

Their Gamecubes

>pinna park is actually a concentration camp they ship out their prisoners to

If all the locations on the island went at war with each other which area would win?

Sirena Beach would probably lose.

tfw you realize all the holes in Noki Bay store the nucular weapons.

>The Eel was trying to decomission them before Nokis blew up the world in rebellion.
>The Eel was the good guy all along.

Anybody else found amazing how every place of super mario sunshine was pretty?

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Its a fucking tropical resort location why wouldn't it be.

Why build a windmill for power instead of a geothermal power plant near the volcano?

>bridge
Its on a giant tree branch user, did you even play the game?

>G

>can float and use magic portals
Gee I wonder

>some italian terrorist is fucking up your home
>government cucks lets him get off scot-free
>he's still running amok destroying building and shooting water at the locals
>start a rebellion to take down the terrorists and the government

was he a bad guy?

Against the noki obviously. Delfino is neutral ground, but the pianta and noki are bitter enemies.

>starting a rebellion by holing up on top of an entrance to another dimension on a random beach next to an amusement park

Does Sunshine run well on Dolphin? I've played through every Mario game at least three times a piece but never actually finished Sunshine growing up. I was 9 when I got it. Found it to be super tough. Guess I hadn't git gud yet.

>Used to be able to do this glitch consistently as a kid after finding it by accident
>Can't remember how to do it today

Never played it on dolphin myself but I've heard it runs pretty well.

>let him get of scot free
>by forcing him to stay on isle delphino until things are restored

Sure its a esort but hes still being held as a prisoner. Mario cant swim across the ocean and there are no whales to befriend because the pianta whiling industry.

The controls are kind of terrible but its good

>Paintbrush that can create anything that the creator imagines and more.
>The genius that made it decided the best way to deal with it was to make a talking water pump that has to be refilled every five seconds, and any special capabilities it has have to be acquired and at the cost of another.
I always felt that Mario got the short end of the stick as far as weaponry was concerned.

I forgot how much they were pushing E. Gadd as a character back then.
I miss him, has he been in recent games?

The last game he had a big role in was Dark Moon, and the Luigi's Mansion arcade game, but he WAS a costume in Mario Maker.

He'll probably show up again in the Superstar Saga Remake as well

Did he play a big role in that one or just a cameo?

He was owner of that Cafe that you could make Bean Blends with.

He had a subplot where he had a coffee shop in Beanbean Town. Assuming they don't reinstate the Nintendo cameos, he should appear quite a bit during that sidequest.