The first release game splatfest is announced.
Given the options, seems like it's not even up for debate. Every sane adult human being would know and agree that mayo is superior, better and more versatile. Ketchup is for tendie eating kids.
Ready to beat up some ketchup kids, Sup Forums? Since only toddlers will pick that team, it'll be a slaughterfest. 90% win rate for mayo adults incoming.
Mayo is for fat cunts.
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I was scared you were about to say ketchup. I'm glad you made the right choice.
ya, and?
I dont give a shit about your kids game
Mix the two for fry sauce which is superior to both.
>ketchup will win popularity
>mayo will win both solo and team so hard because all ketchup voters are underage and bad at the game
gonna be great
That white fun cum is disgusting
Condiments are for low self-control fatasses
You're very special
Reminder that Marmite is the best condiment and we all think you're wrong, especially on the chan.
Mayo goes on burgers, sandwiches and sometimes in cooking sauces. That's fucking it.
Putting it on anything else is disgusting trash.
Damn, you must be a really bad chef if you think that.
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eat neither to avoid a heart attack user
All of this is correct. And ketchup goes on literally nothing.
>mayo eaters
Why are they purposely giving Marina the best options?
Pretty sure Marina will get the right option, so ketchup
Condiments are shit for fat asses who want uses carbs added to their flavorless fast food because they like being full more than tasting good.
That said, Ketchup is red, so I'm going with that.
>"Only faggots and bitches like swallowing sticky white shit."
>Ice cream won the previous contest
What about low calorie hot sauce?
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Why the fuck did they go with mayo when mustard is a much more appropriate battle
>condiments are shit
Literaly kill yourself, broscientist.
Garlic ranch is king, ketchup is for sugar loving kids who have to fuel their ADD
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>Ice cream.
>Sticky.
>eating vanilla
>literally the most boring of flavors
and like that, opinion discarded
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HURRRR DURRRRRRRRRRR
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There a chance this sticks to the U.K.? I don't really like either
Because Yurop dips shit in mayo like the tasteless savages they are.
They probably picked mayo instead of mustard because it'll mean we get white ink and then people will make .gifs out of squidgirls taking splatted by white ink with a lot of new art etc. as well
Nintendo knows what they are doing sometimes.
Imagine pic related but with soon white ink.
My dick.
>mayo
>more versatile
Spot the retard who has absolutely 0 idea what he's talking about.
Real mayo is only used for cold dishes, because once heated it starts falling apart into its fractions - oil and eggs.
Ketchup on the other hand can be used literally anywhere without losing its flavor or texture.
why cant we just be friends?
In my country, ketchup only goes with french fries by law. Only f*ggots and bitches like swallowing sticky white shit.
>mayo is only used for cold dishes
What did he mean by this?
I'm gonna shake things up by posting a different manga panel about mayo
My first thought was to ask why did they decide to put Ketchup instead of Mustard. But after thinking it for 2 seconds I can see why they wouldn't.
Still, if that were the case wouldn't Mayo also be a bad choice?
Oh well, this at least gives me an excuse to post Mayora.
>no mustard
What is this fucking degeneracy
>sticky
Well I don't know what kind of fucked up mayo you have in america, but no wonder you hate it.
That won't happen since all Mayo players will die from strokes and heart attacks an hour into the splatfest. I'm already betting that half of them died by reading the splatfest announcement.
>reading comprehension
Enjoy your sugar, toddler
did you get enough GBP today for mommy to bring you some tenders on the way home?
Mustard is the condiment of kings, we needn't trouble ourselves with the in fighting of peasants.
>implying I'm a ketchupfag
I think both are shit, just pointing out mayofags are obese faggots that suffer from blood clots and heart issues. Now watch the blood pressure there mayofag.
>delusional mustard race
This
Everyone knows you need to mix the two together to create the perfect dip for fries.
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>Not choosing Honey Mustard, the best condiment.
Nintendo's gonna bait and switch
by making Pearl team Ketchup
Talk to any real chef and tell him you love ketchup
he'll laugh hard
>Jackposting
NOOOOOOOOOOO
>see topic in catalog
>immediately think to post this
>second response
Sasuga Sup Forums-kun
yes
>mayo is superior, better and more versatile
>versatile
Edgy teen detected.
>it just came
Fucking yeeeees squggas
>not ketchup vs mustard
We left Earth to these retards.
>mfw mayofags get btfo by "manchildren"
>edgy teen detected
What does this post portend?
>not mustard
What the fuck.
Sorry, but that is not longer the case, ice cream managed to win solo even when most if it's players were trapped in civil wars.
>hate Pearl
>clearly prefere mayo
life is suffering
Ever heard of exercise bud? A little lite mayo on a sandwich with veg will have no effect if you put in a modicum of effort
same
but this time, unlike during cake vs ice cream which didnt really count, I can't let my dick decide
I must defend mayo against this ketchup plebeians
>No aoli
Fuck off. Why is NZ the only country with actual taste in sauces?
>can actually vote for the superior choice and the superior idol at the same time this time
Aww yiss.
Based Mayo and Pearl
The average mayo supporter.
I would post the average ketchup supporter, but unlike you I don't have any pictures of little kids and their tendies saved
>real mayonnaise
is there fake mayonnaise?
Breathing is not an exercise fatso.
>He ate a a leaf of lettuce on his mayo sandwich so he thinks it's ok
>Implying Mayonez is not the most powerful condiment
Vy kretene
I don't mind a lil mayo on a sandwich, but dipping fries in it? Disgusting.
what's happening there?
Nah, ketchup is good on burgers and dogs and God tier with french fries.
pearl is going to lose every splatfest isnt she?
Pearl will have to win solo + team if she wants to win any splatfest, cause popularity is secured by sjwrina
Woman that will only eat cheesy potatoes on some reality TV intervention where they try to get her to eat healthy. They fail horribly.
People over acting for """""""""reality"""""""" TV.
Also: Holy fuck, what's with the Caphcha today? It's either those "select them all, while we bring in new ones" going incredibly slowly, or I have to select a street sign 7x
Nigger, half of chefs get off work and get a mcdouble and a cheap 40.
how can you sourvive only on cheesy potatoes?
>not using classic captcha
I fucking LOVE mayo!
I'm overweight but I'd like to throttle this waste of life to death.
>pick mayo
>get white ink
The choice is clear
Whatever the fucking kind you have with sushi is delicious though
I got all tin foil hat because it started happening to me yesterday whilst discussing how Google and other huge silicon valley companies are the only ones that will be hurt by the 2015 NN repeal.
>obese manchildren versus tendie kids
Shit, they know their audience.
this guy
who is this seman demon on the left
For a short period of time.
>all the art we'll get of squidgirls drowning in white ink
>Not wanting to have enemy squids drown you in copious amounts of white ink
Idort master race.
Sup Forums is filled with pedos so they'll go for ketchup for obvious reasons.
To be fair brussels sprouts are fucking disgusting