ESA 2017

European Speedrunner Assembly

NOW: ~transition~
NEXT: Dishonored
THEN: Doom

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Started on a trainwreck

MALIK

>transition

What should I donate comment?

based Scotsman fucking up to make others look good

Wait, there is another speedrun event?
Well shit.

>announcers can't even read donations properly

This guy singlehandedly fucked everything up/10

"greetings from germany. first time donator. will donate another $500 if maral shows tits on stream"

>they are holding ESA in Sweden specifically because most drugs are legal there
based as fuck desu

real niBBas donate to a good cause then dip

I'm up next Sup Forums!
Cheer me up!

Reminder

>goes over estimate
>still does some extra stuff
This is madness.

>hello from the back of the room
kek

Dishonored should be good. Chops is hype.

NEXT GAME FFS
GO AWAY

>cuts and pastes instead of copy and pastes

this REALLY is a fucking trainwreck

yuros ain't gonna pay $1000 to fly over to the US so they made this

>this guy is going to do a glitch exhibition when he couldn't pull any of them off during the run
ok

...

>Save The Children
So is that an actual charity, and not a "charity" that campaigns against the freedom of speech and ferries niglets to Europe?

The fuck is that thing?

prove it

Are there any female(female) runners?

Is there any Mexican competing in this?

CRINGE

Will there be glitches?

How is this event related to SG/AGDQ?

>already choking in his glitch exhibition

>Retard even choked copying files

this guy never stops giving

Had to move on because he couldn't even do the first one, why was this guy let in?

>goes down his folder list
>EVERYTHING IS EMPTY
HOLY FUCK

I feel for this guy, fuck

Mercy kill this shit

came out after, less corporate influence, only european runners

had to mute it, this is too cringe for me

...

Don't be mean. Imagine if you were in his shoes.

Oh god please just leave

the choking never ends

>European anything

>speedrunning

>god tier
Send to
>okay tier
Cut
>casual tier
Copy

TMR on thursday, thats all I know

Who /mute/ until the next stream?

protomagicalboy
The main guy behind GDQ.

CAN'T DO THE SECOND ONE EITHER

As a matter of fact TheMexicanRunner participates, yeah.

He runs Lion King, Super Castlevania IV, Contra and Battletoads.

ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR OKAY
ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>choking
no please

>until next stream

its DrTChops, better leave it muted for longer

>people donated for this

>Elder God Tier
Shift/Right Click > Open Command Window Here > tree

Electrolysis hair removal is permanent and is usually done if you have any surgery down there.

>it got even worse after the run ended

not this shit again

>DrTChops

Will there be glitches?

GET OFF IT

>2 streams

For what purpose?

>5 to 2 seconds

>dumb spic paying for thousands of dollarydoos to play in Yurop
>when he can pay that same thousands of dollarydoos to sneak into America

They look kinda legit

>a CIA agent pretended to be one of them in Pakistan, and it got 25 of their people killed
Thanks Obama

There's a Canadian and a Mexican runner. Also an American runner.

>only european runners
>he thinks Sweden of all places put an ethnic ban on runners
There are non-euro runners there, just not many because getting to Sweden is expensive for amerifats

OFF TO A GREAT START LADS

Why would he even submit in the first place?

denmark, not sweden

If I were in his shoes I'd take them off

he has only 200 followers on his stream and his PB was 15 minutes shorter than the estimation

just chokes

Denmark is even sweden you mongoloid
I swear, you NAcucks are dumb as a rock when it comes to the rest of the world

>oh deer

came here to make sure this was posted

why would you do this

>Denmark is even sweden
You are the mongoloid

>Denmark is even sweden
is that supposed to be english?

Dishonored was scheduled for 4 minutes ago

FINALLY

to show more games/runners, last year they stopped it and it was not a good decision

OHHHHH NOOOOOOOO

Like a horse with horns

what a slut

Speedrunning isn't same without these amazing individuals

Is that a girl (female)?

>they made her put a sweater on

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WHO IS THE CUM DEMON

That was awful.
Let that run set the tone for the rest of the stream.

>german guy is more brown than the iranian

JUST

>Holding a plant as hostage
You wont get hardcore action like this at GDQ.

>if you don't donate we will murder a living being on stream
Holy fuck

at least they already have plans to fix the schedule with games that will be moved to the 2nd stream to go back on track

>1 run in and they already have 1/5 of their donation total of last year
is this the power of gdq?

>had to type noko for every post
>if you clicked on a thumbnail the image would open in a new window/tab
>have to refresh the whole page when you arrived at the bottom and had to refind the place where you were before
>no indication if someone replied to your post
>no indication as to the replies a certain post received
>no catalog
>all times displayed in American time instead of local
>no quick reply, go back to the start of the page to post and obviously have the whole thing refresh again
>there might have not even been a post counter, not sure anymore
>etc., not even mentioning stuff like image hovering or reply hovering

I don't feel much like going back to that.
If I were forced to only use Sup Forums the way it was back then I would come here a lot less often.

Wow an actual biological female at a speedrunning event?

>that flag
>eu

>these two hosts flirting
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