ESA 2017

European Speedrunner Assembly

NOW: Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood
NEXT: Venetica
THEN: Illbleed

esamarathon.com/schedule
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who /freshcoldshowertoruboffsweatoftheday/ here

Trannies

oh my god
i forgot about this
now that my sleeping schedule was back into track
FUCK

Greetings from cancer! Long time donator, first time autism. It's great to see my childhood get destroyed by Germany. Put my runners towards framing the animals. Hype!

Can't do it. I'm 30% done defragging my data drive! It's intense!

Ivan please be strong.

Would he get a better time if they allowed him to squat on the chair?

no trannies allowed

> any% gender speedrunners
OMEGALIDL

I would sleep wit this,a pillow and a bed

This is pretty hype lads

>same image every thread
>twitch memes

>blend with the kraut
GEEZ IVAN

Greetings from autism! Long time cancer, first time donator. It's great to see my Germany get destroyed by animals. Put my money towards killing the Germany. Hype!

he actually gives a lot of background info about mechanics and stuff, not many runners do that and rather meme around

send him your energy and money
that would be unfair

Not much fun though

>IDIOTA
What did he mean by this?

3D was a mistake.

He appears to be alone in the room.

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ahegao in 3D is awful. i hate that this shit has become a selfie meme among cosplay sluts.

this
ahegao is the plebbiest shit in the universe

>EST: 03:30:00

>DUMB 3D WHORES

...

do you get enjoyment from watching people sitting in the background?

>hoping ESA would lead to comfy threads
>same faggots that ruined gdq threads come back and make it shitposting general

It would be awkward if he was memeing with no couch to play along.

that abrupt movement is really bad
also Ahegao without the fluids is boring
just ignore him niggah
get comfy and have a gud time

>venetica is next
that shits gonna be an even bigger clusterfuck desu

TRANNIES BTFO

This sequence was dumb as fuck

shots fired

GDQ eternally btfo

>shitty 4 hour run
>waiting for some good
>shit posting results
Anti-train posting just gives us time to reinforce our beliefs and reach communal hive mind status.

Ok which one of your fuckers did this donation?

What the fuck is this level

I'm surprised there's actually a fucking thread this year.

2D > 3D

clip it, I missed it

grow up

rip
see you in 3 days

Donator read this "What's this? A speedrunning event that is actually fun to watch and where emotes aren't banned? Never though this was possible."

hm.. should I start up Ring of Red while watchign this
both would be time consuming as hella

The great Leonardo Da Vinci's gatling crossbow cart chase.

Don't you remember that memorable historic moment?

What's the actual first good run of this event gonna be?

time to become european

How can people like really weeby weebshit like this? They look like aliens.

How will JewDQ ever recover?

ah okay, reasonable

but dishonored was already pretty good

Did they pay blueglass a ticket to be there?

what was the donation, I missed it due to cringe muting it

What so bad about aliens?

San Andreas?

how much screenspace did GDQ have? any screencaps?

quick post your waifu !!!

pic related is mine

Postal 2 in a week :D

by raising more money in an hour than the whole ESA event

See The best part is you could tell the announcer had a shit eating grin while reading the entire thing

I don't have a waifu.

For some reason I'd like to read a psycholgy survey about peoples behaviour while communicating on the internet

Those fake donations from the sponsors

are you a fag or what ?

>inb4 "muh 3D woman"

>reads this in the middle of a nearly four hour long AC run
Yeah, plenty of fun being had here.

...

I like cute girls but I don't understand being obsessed with one in particular.

SUPER HOT

more than halfway into this run

I'm getting pretty bored now

I'll be counting on you guys to let me know when this run is over. I closed the stream an hour ago.

When will they learn to start marathons with some good runs instead of shit like this.

The Dishonored one was pretty nice

Give it 1 hour and 33 minutes.

Is Venetica a good speedgame?

And how much of that will go to charity?

>Russian dancing while squatting
ha

Did he just squat?

>that dance he just made Eizo do

CHEEEEKI BREEEEEEKI

Is Venetica even a good game? Never heard of it

I just finished REmake so a speedrun of that would feel good

CHEEEKI BREEKI CHEEKI BREEEKI

This Ivan is so dry he could finish painting a wall in Any% with Est. of 30 minutes.

Might as well post what I'm looking forward to

Golden Sun - Sunday - 06:39
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time - Sunday - 12:44
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas - Sunday - 14:49
The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds - Monday - 14:05
Rise of the Tomb Raider - Monday - 18:07
Tomb Raider III: Adventures of Lara Croft - Monday / Stream 2 - 19:58
Final Fantasy VIII - Tuesday - 07:28
Super Mario Sunshine - Tuesday - 18:08
Super Mario Land - Wednesday - 10:43
Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins - Wednesday - 11:08
Mickey Mania: The Timeless Adventures of Mickey Mouse - Wednesday / Stream 2 - 11:40
New Super Mario Bros. 2 - Wednesday / Stream 2 - 14:07
Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia - Wednesday / Stream 2 - 15:22
I Wanna Be The Co-op - Wednesday - 19:05
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City - Wednesday - 20:15
Momodora: Reverie Under the Moonlight - Thursday - 07:26
The Lion King (SNES) - Thursday - 09:36
Ori and the Blind Forest Definitive Edition - Thursday - 14:34
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past - Thursday - 17:06
Dark Souls - Thursday - 22:44
Dark Souls II - Thursday - 23:54

Where are the swedish girls, my lads?

it isn't looking much brighter tonight... speedrun.com/Venetica#Any

you missed her

>1 (one) entire runner
>it's the same guy running it at ESA
What is this shit?

Oh boi

I want to smell feral Liru's manko

Anything funny happened yet?

STOP POSTING THAT PICTURE

>no Mirror's Edge race
almost good taste

no
esa is comfy
memelords leave

let me quote you and put reddit spacing in so I can make a screenshot and use some of this for myself

- Sunday
Golden Sun - 06:39
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time - 12:44
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas - 14:49

- Monday
The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds - 14:05
Rise of the Tomb Raider - 18:07
Tomb Raider III: Adventures of Lara Croft - Stream 2 - 19:58

- Tuesday
Final Fantasy VIII - 07:28
Super Mario Sunshine - 18:08

- Wednesday
Super Mario Land - 10:43
Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins - 11:08
Mickey Mania: The Timeless Adventures of Mickey Mouse - Stream 2 - 11:40
New Super Mario Bros. 2 - Stream 2 - 14:07
Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia - Stream 2 - 15:22
I Wanna Be The Co-op - 19:05
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City - 20:15

- Thursday
Momodora: Reverie Under the Moonlight - 07:26
The Lion King (SNES) - 09:36
Ori and the Blind Forest Definitive Edition - 14:34
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past - 17:06
Dark Souls - 22:44
Dark Souls II - 23:54

STINKY!

>tfw no smelly feet see-through shirt persian gf

This shit is cash

wait what, there is a second stream? how can low income third worlders blow GDQ and their trillions of shekkels so fucking much out of the water?

Is it me or these guys have better venue and setup than the lards?